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returntothepit >> discuss >> Greatest real boobs ever?! by AUTOPSY_666 on May 8,2006 5:16am
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toggletoggle post by dug nli again at May 8,2006 6:11am
great googly moogly. I concur. Those are stupendous.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 8,2006 8:58am
those things are insane!



toggletoggle post by wade at May 8,2006 9:11am
the very definition of "fun bags."



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toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 8,2006 9:26am
not at all

I've seen many nicer boobs that I know for a fact that are real. Not saying hers aren't and I'm not saying they are. I'd have to see up close and you can't really tell much from the pics. Then again, I'm picky when it comes to boobs.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 8,2006 9:52am
and she sure does have a lot to be picky about.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at May 8,2006 10:06am
well, under a shirt they look fine, but with nothin on em...thats the REAL question



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 8,2006 10:11am
I know hat when I get home, I get to play with boobs that are bigger and better. ones that look best to me without a shirt.



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at May 8,2006 10:17am
GREAT save.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 8,2006 10:29am
whatever, I would tell you to check them out next show, but.. well.. then I would have to beat you up or something.

carina came out of the bathroom to head downtown yesterday. I even exclaimed that they looked huge.



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at May 8,2006 10:36am edited May 8,2006 10:57am
Truly, all evidence points to your significant other's plumage possessing the utmost quality in shape and size, and I trust your word as if it were brought down the mountain on a cracked stone tablet by a man with a large gray beard.

But those breasts in the pic are as big or bigger than my head, and I have a big motherfucking head, a Neanderthal head, sabretooth tigers are constantly waiting outside my home to pounce me. It's become a problem.

I believe them to be fake though (the breasts in the pic, not the sabretooth tigers).



toggletoggle post by chris_from_shit_fuck  at May 8,2006 11:59am
those titties look awesome, but I have to agree that I'm supicious when it comes to the authenticity of the mammaries.



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at May 8,2006 12:02pm
Look closely at the center of the bosom, you should be able to trace their natural shape. Use the Force.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 8,2006 12:05pm
this morning i went to the doctor and i had to get naked and she checked my breasts for lumps. It was hilarious because the first thing she said was: did you have your breasts reduced (there are tiny marks so if you look closely you can see some scars), then she commented "wow they are so nice"..i forget her exact words but i thought it was funny. i'm totally serious. She must have been in her 50's.



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at May 8,2006 12:07pm
Well, did you? (I have no idea)



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 8,2006 12:11pm
yeah i did when i was 21



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 8,2006 12:13pm
but they grew back stronger than ever.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 8,2006 12:35pm
I dated a girl with boobs as big and nicer than these and they were very real. But I think these could be real, because I know how people were about my ex's. Sometimes people just get lucky and happen to get that "perfect" boob shape.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at May 8,2006 12:36pm
dont i know it



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at May 8,2006 1:03pm
Personally I'm not really into big boobs. I perfer them to be either B or C cups. Not too big, not too small, but just right. Yeah I use the story Goldie Lox & The Three Bears for every day life.



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at May 8,2006 1:04pm
ZOINKS!



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at May 8,2006 1:09pm
Those are grrrreat New York Boobs!!!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at May 8,2006 1:51pm
GIGGITY!!!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 8,2006 2:27pm
myspace pictures can be deceiving...but i'll give em a thumbs up until i find out otherwise



toggletoggle post by sever at May 8,2006 3:11pm
this thread is hilarious.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 8,2006 3:15pm
my ding dong thanks you for the link



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 8,2006 3:16pm
BlackoutRick said:
Those are grrrreat New York Boobs!!!


ha



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toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at May 8,2006 3:22pm
I know some women are dumb, but I've never actually seen one run herself over.



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at May 8,2006 3:29pm
Sacreligion said:


Now that's what I call a speed bump.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 8,2006 3:30pm
she'd make the most unefficient roadside mechanic ever



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 8,2006 3:30pm
*inefficient*



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toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 8,2006 6:02pm
funny how no one even brings up the fact that she went to NYU and got her master's at Yale...that's more impressive to me.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 8,2006 6:02pm
*I am aware that just because it's on myspace doesn't = "fact" ...but if we can't trust the internet, what's left really?



toggletoggle post by Mary  at May 8,2006 6:07pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:


My back hurts just looking at that. But hey, you've got a shot, JD. You only have to compete with the 10,000+ of other guys that are her friends.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at May 8,2006 6:17pm
thats just retarded, there are no need for boobs that big. i mean unless of course she wouldnt mind you using them as pillows. i mean wow, she could cut those up and give like 20 other girls decent sized tits with those things.

the lord, he works in mysterious ways



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at May 8,2006 6:46pm
im only impressed if they stay right there when the shirt comes off.



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toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at May 8,2006 7:33pm
the_reverend said:


yes yes we all know of the tits you get to play with, no need to rub it in :P



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at May 8,2006 7:44pm
KeithMutiny said:
im only impressed if they stay right there when the shirt comes off.


I'm sure her doctor, director, or mafioso boyfriend paid enough money to be sure that they will.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 8,2006 7:49pm
and they have gotten bigger since that picture



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at May 8,2006 8:45pm
i love the picture comments

They're pretty divided between guys going "Wow look at those jugs, get back at me babe" and guys going "I love your eyes/mouth/hair/something not boobs"



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at May 8,2006 8:48pm edited May 8,2006 8:50pm
Wait a minute, those pics were Carina?!?

Yeah, those pic comments (the NY gal) were funny, these naieve blokes actually thinking that whole "love your eyes" thing is going to help them score. The broad wants you to ogle her tits. Bottom line. It's probably the only way she can feel good about herself.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at May 8,2006 8:57pm
Size doesn't dictate quality. I bet half those chicks have hockey-puck nipples. gross.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 8,2006 10:53pm


This chick is tall and thin though, that's why her mam glands are so amazing.



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toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 8,2006 11:16pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:


This chick is tall and thin though, that's why her mam glands are so amazing.
she also looks like a man..and yeah john, she's soooo tall and skinny...
*rolls eyes*





toggletoggle post by Dankill at May 8,2006 11:20pm
TITTY MACHINE!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 8,2006 11:21pm
Oh, stop it, you know I love you, that wasn't a dig at you, at all!



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at May 8,2006 11:30pm
she used to be a man,And those are fake. I don't care what she says.She is fuckin ugly anyways,who gives a shit if she has big tits



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 8,2006 11:32pm edited May 8,2006 11:34pm
wade said:



Yeah, what a hideous creature, she is so ugly.




toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at May 8,2006 11:36pm
ok so 1 nice pic outta how many?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 8,2006 11:42pm
All 4 of her pictures are good.




toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at May 8,2006 11:46pm


15 years old

Leaves this message on her page

"hey baby i love u! miss u too sooooo much baby cakes pumkin pie fluffy duffy rim job! "



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at May 9,2006 1:13am
HAHAH



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at May 9,2006 1:37am
HAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at May 9,2006 12:47pm
i feel like parking my car in her cleavage for winter storage



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 9,2006 1:23pm
SteveOTB said:
Personally I'm not really into big boobs. I perfer them to be either B or C cups. Not too big, not too small, but just right. Yeah I use the story Goldie Lox & The Three Bears for every day life.


a handful is much better than a watermelon



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at May 9,2006 5:44pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:


Hahah! Jeff from Gamespot!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 9,2006 8:36pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
Oh, stop it, you know I love you, that wasn't a dig at you, at all!





toggletoggle post by cav at May 9,2006 10:09pm
HA



toggletoggle post by wade at May 9,2006 10:18pm
PatMeebles said:


15 years old

Leaves this message on her page

"hey baby i love u! miss u too sooooo much baby cakes pumkin pie fluffy duffy rim job! "


hah. i saw that. she won't write back anyway, so why not, right?




toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at May 10,2006 3:13am
I'm suprised this thread didn't have a picture of a blue footed booby yet...

These humanoids are not as predictable as we have calculated Mhantos



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