i hereby propose a toast:



to many more

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=6778

Happy 4/20, and may you all be as stoned as I am right now!

what's the difference between today and any other day for potheads?

Today we have an excuse.

hungtableed said:

It it just me or is anyone else creeped out by pictures of those guys?

yes happy 4/20 to you all. i wish there was a 4/20 "santa claus" that came to my house with a sack full of weed.

I'd take a bunny with a basket of pot and chocolate...

i need to score.

I will be at shows this weekend, Jawshy boy.

Just give me a heads up.

it is now 12 hours in to 4-20 and i am just now smoking a bowl for the first time.


today. not ever.

late start?

Ugly bitch, but some sweet bongs...

jesus said:



nah, i had just woken up.

He was having rough sex with me until 5 in the morning.

hungtableed said:

i'd hit that

RichHorror said:

is that why you never return my phone calls?

Hope you all enjoy the holiday!

hungtableed said:

i'd hit that

dreadkill said:

I never return your calls because they aren't of an obscene nature.

i'll make them obscene from now on.

yay natural distractions! let's all go hiking!
it's fuckin nice out and i'm on the computer, hungover.
my life is a waste of effort.

KC's Tap in Pawucket, RI

AbsolutMetal.com presents:

Sea Of Bones
Ichabod
Seabeast
Burnt Beyond Recognition

Doors at 8pm, $5 cover, 21+

i want to be outside right now, enjoying the weather.

Come out to KC's tonight! Come one, come all...

4/20 is retarded. if you can find ONE good reason why i should be more stoned today than yesterday for any other than i hate my life, ill give you a dollar.

Dave I. said:

whos playing tonite? i feel like going to a show

i haven't smoked yet and am worried that i may not be able to all day

!!!

but yes...happy 4/20 to all!

CraigForACurse said:

we are!

Sea Of Bones
Ichabod
Seabeast
Burnt Beyond Recognition

KC's tap, Pawtucket Doors at 8pm, $5 cover, 21+

CraigForACurse said:

i'll give you two.
1. kids went nuts and killed schoolmates and themselves in columbine on this day. if they skipped school and smoked a joint like they should've, they'd a chilled out and forgot about the whole damn thing. so don't go to work or school, what have you, someone who doesn't smoke is gonna spaz cause everyone else is stoned and not doing their job and kill you.

2. today is the perfect day to go out to your local park, and find hippies smoking. you can walk right up to them, say "happy 4/20, share the wealth", and take off after being handed their joint/pipe/bong/blunt, merrily trodding along your way after pillaging those dirty folks' hard earned contraband. this isn't so much a reason to get high as it is a good thing to do to hippies.
keep your dollar, buy a drink, you may get thirsty later. no need to thank me.

smoke proud, dark brethren.

Happy 4/20 everyone. I was originally planning on waiting till tonight to smoke, but this thread has inspired me to spark up at 4:20. I better hurry...

3 minutes

well, 2 mins by my clock.

sacreligion said:

why not?

4:20 on 4/20 here! guess I'm 5 minutes early according to the board...I can always do bong hits for 5 minutes...no biggie

I celebrate this holiday everyday... But happy 420 anyways!

because im fucking poor

sweet, i just scored, time for some cephalic carnage.....

Invertus Indica (The Marijuana Convictions)
I wish that I could smoke
The weed at the turning of the century
From what I have read, In early 19OO's
Immigrants would smoke,
then go habitually insane
Resort to a life of crime or violent rapes
Assaulting police officers, in bordertowns
Extreme prejudism
from this rising plague
Infecting our youth,
Change will commend
Arrests were made,
weed is slowly criminalized
State by state officials were terrified
Mostly minorities that smoked
Jazz musicians were being watched
Under section 2F...
Possession without a prescription
was made presumptive
evidence of concealment
Drugs illegally imported
in violation of this act
And made possession a federal crime
Esta ya ledio las tres, exhilarating effects
Three inhalations of marijuana.
The first puff
induced feelings of well being,
The second provoked extreme elation,
coupled with activity
The third was reputed
to make the smoker oblivious to danger
Developing superhuman strength
El Paso in 1914 characterized
a hot bed for marijuana fiends
Reportedly common
not only among Mexicans,
but among Blacks, Prostitutes, Pimps,
and criminal class of Whites,
Meanwhile alcohol prohibition
was a losing cause
Government paranoia was soon abound
Mafia propaganda was gaining ground
Through violence and bribery...
alcohol could be found
By 1921 an increase of marijuana
was noted Cannabis Indica,
which is Indian Hemp
From Hashish to Opium raise new fears
Cocaine in further demand
on July 15, 193O Harry Jacob Anslinger
was appointed Acting Commisioner
of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics
Eager to fulfill his role as an evil crusader
Against the evils of narcotics
The influential of public policy
toward drugs from 193O-1968
Employ every tactic possible
to convince legislation
Marijuana is a national monster
Boys smoke it with girls to seduce them
Still heroin use is rising higher
Public oppositions had very little say
I'm living here in 2OOO
and I have never smoked weed
That made me want to kill
or become hostile
All these crimes
must have been committed
under the influence of alcohol
Smoking pot gets you stoned
You get mellow,
so fuck the bullshit from the past
It is time to grow up
Out of religious pesting
or goody-two-shoe politicians
or lobbyist, addicted to tobacco,
whores, and social drinks
Now's the time for us stoners to revolt
take back a country
we lost a long time ago
Change the laws more suitable for
man... Invertus Indica

Eradicate Authority
Driving down the freeway
About to smoke
A tulip of fresh pseudo nugs
Reaching for the lighter
My taste buds are enticed
I'm feeling high
Listening to Fleshgrind
Watching the idiot in front of me
Veer to the left, accelerate
Speed traps radars me,
Police lights flash
Oh shit... they are pulling me over
Runs to the car, smells the reefer
Pull me out throws me to the ground
In his panic, feeds me to his dog
Road is hot burning flesh
While back-ups destroy the car
All for a little bid of weed
Dog bite my arm,
treat me as a murderer
Please let me up
the handcuffs are too tight
I'm begging you please this is not right
These hicks fucking laugh at me
You bled to much, you're under arrest
for what your done with no contest...
Cannibal cop
You bastards will pay when I sue you
For the tremendous brutality
for smoking weed
While most people receive citations
You punched me in the head,
kicked me to the floor,
Blackened my eye,
bloodied up the nose,
for ingesting danga, and broke my arm
Said I resisted arrest
Nazi pig blessed man gay as hell
Prejudice too
Taking out frustration
or raping unsuspecting men
You bite their cocks
Glad none of that happened to me
Medical attention is at hand
Still I'm chained to this hospital bed
Then you'll laugh as if this were a joke
Throw me in a cell
with bloodied up clothes
You punched me in the head,
beat me in the ribs,
Kicked me in the nose
'cause I'm not gay
Nazi pig blessed hag, you'll be shot
by Christ-fearing men...
Eradicate Authority
Cops beat nimble,
Cops beat quick,
Crushing human faces with a nightstick
If people like this
are sent to patrol the meek
Harrassing civilians,
terrorizing the streets
Only smoked a joint,
look at what they did to me
Beaten to a pulp
Your honor hear my plea,
What I speak is the truth
Only smoked a joint
Honesty of my youth
And you'll treat me like shit
The justice system is a commodity
designed to make money.

I didn't get to smoke until about an hour ago, I had a million things to do today that interfered with my 4-20 celebration.


...havin' a happy 4-20 now, though!

Come over my house and drink with me and Ken, you stupid faggot.

Hey! Ken was supposed to come here! I guess you have a bigger penis than I.

I'm not goin' anyway I got tests in the morning.

I hate you.

No you don't.

You broke my heart.

Just now?