Skullduggeryyy: Depressing fact:
Skullduggeryyy: My stepdad's only a year older than you.

youre just depressed cause you aint got your matty spooch on

I'm depressed because narcotics have yet to kill me. And everytime I drive drunk, I survive.

drunk drivers make me angry...
and you wouldnt like me when I'm angry

I wouldn't anything. I'D BE DEAD.

no, you would live and go to jail, sans a foot or something.
the dead person could be some one I don't want dead.
People that it couldn't be:
my unkle (driver drunk, he survived and has no foot and is in jail)
my cousin (driver drunk, he survived and has no foot and is in jail)
my grandmother (highspeed driving from a drunken argument with my grandfather chasing her and her brother chasing him)
my great-grandmother (killed in a drunk driving accident by my great grandfather)

Unkle?

unkle is a band, I typed that and thought it looked funny so left it.

ah I see

I AM DEPRESSED BECAUSE I READ THIS THREAD
BUT, I'M DRIVING SOBER
HMM

rich, i will introduce you to my suicide machine when i get back to new bedford tomorrow night.

and by suicide machine, i mean my throbbing cock.

CLASSIC

this thread pretty much has it all. damn, I read like a drunk retard.