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returntothepit >> discuss >> Groupies by DSPIDER on Apr 12,2006 8:16pm
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toggletoggle post by DSPIDER at Apr 12,2006 8:16pm
Since there allegedly are females hiding out in here, come out and tell us your stories.. Nearly every metal chick is a cock sucking band whore, so why not give us the low down on your filthy self... You band members prolly have some great whore stories too. So lets hear it.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 12,2006 8:23pm
we're all gay here.

sorry.



toggletoggle post by aterribleguitarist  at Apr 12,2006 8:30pm
My vocalist and I tag-teamed a girl for two days straight, and then played a show. That's the best I got.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 12,2006 8:58pm
i've had sex with every person who has ever seen my band play shows, including my parents and bandmates' parents.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Apr 12,2006 9:00pm
i don't remember that...must've been quick and eventless

gwahahaha you suck at e-rape



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 12,2006 9:02pm
it wasn't e-rape, it was real life consensual sex between me and your unconscious body after i drugged you and used my hand to make your head nod when i said "want sex?"



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Apr 12,2006 9:05pm
yeah but this all happened in the matrix

e-rape...so it's not real

still....not....clean



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 12,2006 9:07pm
i forgot we were in the matrix



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 12,2006 9:08pm
you win this time, sacreligion man



toggletoggle post by DSPIDER at Apr 12,2006 9:09pm
haha now thats the dirt im talking about



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 12,2006 9:09pm
always happy to oblige



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Apr 12,2006 9:13pm
dreadkill said:
i forgot we were in the matrix


whoa...



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 12,2006 9:14pm
whoa, indeed. whoa...indeed.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Apr 12,2006 9:24pm
don't worry dude...nobody makes it on the first jump



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 12,2006 9:42pm
there is a webpage that carina will post that is nothing but whore and what bands they've fucked and/or how far people would let them go... all I have to say is that some bands with fuck anything that moves.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 12,2006 9:47pm
i want to see this list so i know who to look for when my band finally tours.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 12,2006 10:00pm
you will only get dudes.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 12,2006 10:07pm edited Apr 12,2006 10:08pm
*edit- that was a good picture too.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 12,2006 10:08pm
the_reverend said:
you will only get dudes.


as long as they have mouths and wear lipstick, i'm cool with it.



toggletoggle post by Hooker nli at Apr 12,2006 10:13pm
I wore assless chaps on stage last Sat. This old chick purred in my ear "you have great abs" and then pulled her shirt up.

I have a moustache as well.

I don't really know what part of "assless leather chaps and moustache" she didn't understand, but she still didn't get the whole "dudes only" thing.

that's about it.



toggletoggle post by Troll at Apr 12,2006 10:44pm
Yep, it's pretty much a sausage fest in here



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Apr 12,2006 10:45pm
i hate band whores...i esp hate the ones who pretend to be photographers bcz they want to sleep with bands..they give REAL female photographers a bad name..



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Apr 12,2006 10:46pm
it's a headbutt fest too



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Apr 12,2006 10:46pm
the_reverend said:
there is a webpage that carina will post that is nothing but whore and what bands they've fucked and/or how far people would let them go... all I have to say is that some bands with fuck anything that moves.




hahaha yeah...then to retaliate the wives of musicians started up a page..and it was a war...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 12,2006 10:55pm
ok...



toggletoggle post by Troll at Apr 12,2006 11:04pm
sacreligion said:
it's a headbutt fest too


I'm not sure or really give a fuck what kind of impression you get from me, but I think your an idiot for trying to relate the shit that happened with Rusted Angel to me. I didn't headbutt the kid.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Apr 12,2006 11:09pm
yeah but this is rttp where you have to start shit all the time or it isn't interesting headbutter



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Apr 12,2006 11:17pm
I headbutted some slam pig's pussy at a show last week. BLAMMO knocked her clear across the bar.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Feb 17,2012 2:30pm
Bump.

Let's face it, you don't play in a band just for artistic expression. I want some stories. Doesn't even have to be sloppy whore stories. I'm sure some of you met your current girlfriends at a show you played or something.

If you have nothing to contribute to this thread then you are most likely doing it wrong or you belong on the RTTP top ten ugliest users list.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 2:42pm
I aint telling any sloppy whore stories.
Seth got the groupies. I got the chicks that never heard of us.

I was gonna type this whole long story but Im too drunk



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Feb 17,2012 2:55pm
succubus said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said:
there is a webpage that carina will post that is nothing but whore and what bands they've fucked and/or how far people would let them go... all I have to say is that some bands with fuck anything that moves.


hahaha yeah...then to retaliate the wives of musicians started up a page..and it was a war...


The groupies list page that was on Metal Sludge years back? I wonder if it's still there. Never heard about a wives' rebuttal page, but it'd be funny to read I'm sure.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 3:07pm
Me with sloppy whore




toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 17,2012 3:09pm
that bitches arm hair is out of control



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 3:10pm edited Feb 17,2012 3:10pm
lots of things were out of control that night. Somewhere in Georgia if I remember correctly. (which I very well may not) . Southern bitches....



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 17,2012 3:15pm
trioxin_245 said[orig][quote]
that bitches penis is probably bigger than mine



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 3:18pm edited Feb 17,2012 3:18pm
Sloppy whore with pancake tits jumps on stage. Stays there.




toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 3:20pm edited Feb 17,2012 3:23pm
Thats actually the chick that sucked Seths cock onstage. Pic is from the last ever AC show. Cleveland 4/30/11

I was the one that got her to take her top off. One of my very few regrets in life. Funny thing was, Seth had this wicked hot chick that was following us around for a few days and when she saw that happen, she bailed on him.
I also had a hottie following us around. Wicked glad that pig didnt suck my cock.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 3:29pm
You guys are lame. Were we the only band on RTTP that got laid???



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 3:30pm
guess we'll have to wait til Revocation gets back



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Feb 17,2012 3:36pm
One time after a I played in boston a girl offered me a place to crash. When I got there she opened the door wearing a Sarcomancy shirt and a pair of panties. Fun night.

Played a shitty show at KC's tap last night. Threw my drumsticks after the set. Some girl, a friend of a friend walked up and handed me one of my sticks back. Taking her to a keg party tonight.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 17,2012 3:41pm
when I was in hirudinea some greased up slam pig blew me in the parking lot of obriens for coke. does that count?



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 3:46pm
did you actually give her the coke??



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 17,2012 3:46pm
pfft I didn't have coke and she forgot who I was an hour later



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 17,2012 3:46pm
bitch is married now, has a 2 year old



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 17,2012 3:51pm
I black-out banged some random underaged chick in my car in the parking lot of some shit hole in chelmsford after a hirudinea / abhorred show. crashed my car into a guard rail on the way home.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 3:55pm
it counts



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 3:55pm
an oldie but a goodie. True too. Chicks are soooo fucking dumb




toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 3:59pm
trioxin_245 said[orig][quote]
I black-out banged some random underaged chick in my car in the parking lot of some shit hole in chelmsford after a hirudinea / abhorred show. crashed my car into a guard rail on the way home.


I got blackout blown in my car after an AC gig at Bills Bar. It was December so I parked in an unused Sox lot. I passed out. Woke up alone and tried to drive back to Bills to grab my shit. I was so drunk I didnt notice the chain link fence in front of me. Drove RIGHT through it. It busted in half and the top half scraped up my front bumper, across my hood, up my windshield (ripping off my wipers) over my roof and it looked like some alien with crazy claws slashed my car.
Two weeks later me and Seth are driving to practice and I have no wipers. He's leaning out the passenger window with a t-shirt trying to whip it across the windshield to get rid of the water. I cant believe we didnt die that night.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 17,2012 4:00pm
when i got out of jail in NYC I had no money to get home so I stole liquor from one bar, did blow with a NYPD narcotics agent in the bathroom, threatened to jump off of the queensborough bridge, and won a karaoke contest in another, then ended up going home and banging some chick, who ended up lending me money to get my car out of the impound so I could get home.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 17,2012 4:02pm
I guess that doesn't necessarily constitute a groupie though. Eh.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:04pm
If she gave you money it counts.

Which guy from Hirudenia are you??



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 17,2012 4:05pm
I was just briefly in hirudinea, I played bass for about a year and a half then moved to NY for a while and was replaced by bobby.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:05pm
I met a chick on tour and lived off of her for 4 months. IF THEY GIVE YOU MONEY, IT COUNTS



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:06pm
Do I know you?



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 17,2012 4:08pm


that's me on the right khed, like 7 years ago thoug.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:14pm
That looks like the Chopping Block. We must've met at some point. 7 years ago I was on so much dope that I dont remember much.



toggletoggle post by trioxin 245nli at Feb 17,2012 4:17pm
we've met many times. we drank beers like 2 weeks ago in providence, you arm wrestled my girlfriend.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:21pm
Ross?!?!?!? Why the fuck didnt you say so??



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:22pm
Thats why I use my real name here. Im TERRIBLE with names.

Who won??? I have no memory of that.



toggletoggle post by trioxin 245nli at Feb 17,2012 4:22pm
eh I'm high and bored as fuck. all I did today was amphetamines, and make a tattoo appointment that I will probably have to cancel because I'm broke.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:23pm
and I never tell any chick I date about this site. You guys get the truth



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:23pm
Please tell me I won



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:24pm
Hey, theres a horrible death metal show in
Prov. tonite. Wanna go with me to heckle the bands??? Im getting dragged to it anyway by some whore.



toggletoggle post by trioxin 245nli at Feb 17,2012 4:25pm
I don't know I left halfway through to do blow in the bathroom and push some fat girl.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:36pm
HA! was it the fat girl that drove me there?



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:36pm
doesnt matter though. Im like Andy Kaufmann. Undefeated female armwrestler champ!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by trioxin 245nli at Feb 17,2012 4:41pm
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
HA! was it the fat girl that drove me there?


yea, what was she like 19? hah



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:43pm
25



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:45pm
I dont take my under 21s to shows. One just turned 21. You guys will be seeing her soon.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:48pm
oh, and thanx for sharing the blow.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Feb 17,2012 4:50pm
OH MY GAWD GUYS...GET A ROOM.



toggletoggle post by trioxin 245nli at Feb 17,2012 4:51pm
a few years ago I banged two 18 year-olds who were best friends, and tehn found out one was only 17. proudest moment of my life.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:51pm
Hey Andy, get ur own sex stories. Stop living vicariously through two guys with game.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:53pm
apparently me and ross are the only ones who can score sluts AND maintain hot girlfriends at the same time.
The rest of you motherfuckers gotta go back to rocker school



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Feb 17,2012 4:53pm
I dont kiss and tell



toggletoggle post by trioxin 245nli at Feb 17,2012 4:53pm
plus, I'm ugly as sin and make shit money and still get fucked, so WHAT IS EVERYONE ELSE DOING WRONG



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:55pm
no game, lame, and not insane



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:56pm
I got more pussy when I was unemployed......I mean I like not being broke all the time but..... Chicks are STUPID



toggletoggle post by trioxin 245nli at Feb 17,2012 4:57pm
give the horns ITT if you've raped someone



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 4:59pm
does it count if they ended up liking it???



toggletoggle post by trioxin 245nli at Feb 17,2012 4:59pm
yea, and double points if they called your gf at work afterwards and told her every detail



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 5:00pm
'cause then yeah. But you cant rape the willing. But she wasnt willing at first. But she said she was glad I did it......chicken vs egg I guess



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 5:01pm
bottom line is CHICKS ARE STUPID



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 17,2012 5:39pm
No joke, anyone that thinks they got game, go to the horrible show at Ruins in Prov tonight. Total slut central. Trust me. My band aint playin. I got no stake in this. Prove yourselves motherfuckers!



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Feb 17,2012 5:48pm
trioxin%20245nli said[orig][quote]
give the horns ITT if you've raped someone


lol



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 17,2012 5:49pm
no seriously though



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Feb 17,2012 5:57pm
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
No joke, anyone that thinks they got game, go to the horrible show at Ruins in Prov tonight. Total slut central. Trust me. My band aint playin. I got no stake in this. Prove yourselves motherfuckers!


I've never even heard of this place, what's going on?



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 17,2012 6:01pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
No joke, anyone that thinks they got game, go to the horrible show at Ruins in Prov tonight. Total slut central. Trust me. My band aint playin. I got no stake in this. Prove yourselves motherfuckers!


I've never even heard of this place, what's going on?


lol



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 17,2012 6:02pm
LOL your pain is endearing LOLOOLOLOLOL




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 17,2012 6:03pm
josh you are in for a treat.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Feb 17,2012 6:06pm
ruins is part of colliseum. around the corner from hell. shitty club is shitty. $4 gansetts and & $7 mixed drinks. pretty sure i know josh martin's 21 year old friend.....

and ross pushing around the fat chick was funny. afterwards outside someone said to her "i felt bad when i saw that dude pushing you". her response was the best part of that whole night....."oh him? we have an understanding. cause we talked after and he told me i was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. says he never met anyone like me before and wants to take me out".....she really does say things like that to boost her own ego. and she lurks this board sometimes.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 17,2012 6:11pm
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
". her response was the best part of that whole night....."oh him? we have an understanding. cause we talked after and he told me i was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. says he never met anyone like me before and wants to take me out"


L O L SERIOUSLY?

I didn't say a word to her, and she was disgusting.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 17,2012 6:15pm
also I pushed her cuz she was pulling on my hoodie. you don't pull on a mans hood unless you want to get punched.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Feb 17,2012 6:39pm
Yeeeeeeeesh, no wonder I haven't heard of that fucking place or that show



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Feb 17,2012 6:39pm
dead serious. I lol'd so hard while her friends ate up the story.



toggletoggle post by Gay Abortion Fellating Mexican Lawn Boytoty at Feb 17,2012 10:44pm
American girls are easy. Dysfunctional parents. Makes anal. For a drink or less.



toggletoggle post by silvio at Feb 18,2012 1:48am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 18,2012 8:47am
This needs more pictures



toggletoggle post by Captain Obvious at Feb 18,2012 1:13pm
OP was trying to figure out which bands get drunk and put out.




toggletoggle post by satanic_biskmastr at Feb 18,2012 11:15pm
how was the show last night? sick poon?



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