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New site? Maybe some day.
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Since there allegedly are females hiding out in here, come out and tell us your stories.. Nearly every metal chick is a cock sucking band whore, so why not give us the low down on your filthy self... You band members prolly have some great whore stories too. So lets hear it. |
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we're all gay here.
sorry. |
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My vocalist and I tag-teamed a girl for two days straight, and then played a show. That's the best I got. |
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i've had sex with every person who has ever seen my band play shows, including my parents and bandmates' parents. |
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i don't remember that...must've been quick and eventless
gwahahaha you suck at e-rape |
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it wasn't e-rape, it was real life consensual sex between me and your unconscious body after i drugged you and used my hand to make your head nod when i said "want sex?" |
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yeah but this all happened in the matrix
e-rape...so it's not real
still....not....clean |
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i forgot we were in the matrix |
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you win this time, sacreligion man |
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haha now thats the dirt im talking about |
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dreadkill said: i forgot we were in the matrix |
whoa... |
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whoa, indeed. whoa...indeed. |
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don't worry dude...nobody makes it on the first jump |
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there is a webpage that carina will post that is nothing but whore and what bands they've fucked and/or how far people would let them go... all I have to say is that some bands with fuck anything that moves. |
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i want to see this list so i know who to look for when my band finally tours. |
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*edit- that was a good picture too. |
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the_reverend said:
as long as they have mouths and wear lipstick, i'm cool with it. |
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I wore assless chaps on stage last Sat. This old chick purred in my ear "you have great abs" and then pulled her shirt up.
I have a moustache as well.
I don't really know what part of "assless leather chaps and moustache" she didn't understand, but she still didn't get the whole "dudes only" thing.
that's about it. |
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Yep, it's pretty much a sausage fest in here
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i hate band whores...i esp hate the ones who pretend to be photographers bcz they want to sleep with bands..they give REAL female photographers a bad name.. |
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the_reverend said: there is a webpage that carina will post that is nothing but whore and what bands they've fucked and/or how far people would let them go... all I have to say is that some bands with fuck anything that moves. |
hahaha yeah...then to retaliate the wives of musicians started up a page..and it was a war...
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sacreligion said:
I'm not sure or really give a fuck what kind of impression you get from me, but I think your an idiot for trying to relate the shit that happened with Rusted Angel to me. I didn't headbutt the kid. |
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yeah but this is rttp where you have to start shit all the time or it isn't interesting headbutter |
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I headbutted some slam pig's pussy at a show last week. BLAMMO knocked her clear across the bar. |
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Bump.
Let's face it, you don't play in a band just for artistic expression. I want some stories. Doesn't even have to be sloppy whore stories. I'm sure some of you met your current girlfriends at a show you played or something.
If you have nothing to contribute to this thread then you are most likely doing it wrong or you belong on the RTTP top ten ugliest users list. |
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I aint telling any sloppy whore stories.
Seth got the groupies. I got the chicks that never heard of us.
I was gonna type this whole long story but Im too drunk |
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the_reverend said:there is a webpage that carina will post that is nothing but whore and what bands they've fucked and/or how far people would let them go... all I have to say is that some bands with fuck anything that moves. |
hahaha yeah...then to retaliate the wives of musicians started up a page..and it was a war...
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The groupies list page that was on Metal Sludge years back? I wonder if it's still there. Never heard about a wives' rebuttal page, but it'd be funny to read I'm sure. |
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Me with sloppy whore
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that bitches arm hair is out of control |
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lots of things were out of control that night. Somewhere in Georgia if I remember correctly. (which I very well may not) . Southern bitches....
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that bitches penis is probably bigger than mine |
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Sloppy whore with pancake tits jumps on stage. Stays there.
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Thats actually the chick that sucked Seths cock onstage. Pic is from the last ever AC show. Cleveland 4/30/11
I was the one that got her to take her top off. One of my very few regrets in life. Funny thing was, Seth had this wicked hot chick that was following us around for a few days and when she saw that happen, she bailed on him.
I also had a hottie following us around. Wicked glad that pig didnt suck my cock.
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You guys are lame. Were we the only band on RTTP that got laid??? |
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guess we'll have to wait til Revocation gets back |
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One time after a I played in boston a girl offered me a place to crash. When I got there she opened the door wearing a Sarcomancy shirt and a pair of panties. Fun night.
Played a shitty show at KC's tap last night. Threw my drumsticks after the set. Some girl, a friend of a friend walked up and handed me one of my sticks back. Taking her to a keg party tonight. |
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when I was in hirudinea some greased up slam pig blew me in the parking lot of obriens for coke. does that count? |
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did you actually give her the coke?? |
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pfft I didn't have coke and she forgot who I was an hour later |
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bitch is married now, has a 2 year old |
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I black-out banged some random underaged chick in my car in the parking lot of some shit hole in chelmsford after a hirudinea / abhorred show. crashed my car into a guard rail on the way home. |
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an oldie but a goodie. True too. Chicks are soooo fucking dumb
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I black-out banged some random underaged chick in my car in the parking lot of some shit hole in chelmsford after a hirudinea / abhorred show. crashed my car into a guard rail on the way home. |
I got blackout blown in my car after an AC gig at Bills Bar. It was December so I parked in an unused Sox lot. I passed out. Woke up alone and tried to drive back to Bills to grab my shit. I was so drunk I didnt notice the chain link fence in front of me. Drove RIGHT through it. It busted in half and the top half scraped up my front bumper, across my hood, up my windshield (ripping off my wipers) over my roof and it looked like some alien with crazy claws slashed my car.
Two weeks later me and Seth are driving to practice and I have no wipers. He's leaning out the passenger window with a t-shirt trying to whip it across the windshield to get rid of the water. I cant believe we didnt die that night.
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when i got out of jail in NYC I had no money to get home so I stole liquor from one bar, did blow with a NYPD narcotics agent in the bathroom, threatened to jump off of the queensborough bridge, and won a karaoke contest in another, then ended up going home and banging some chick, who ended up lending me money to get my car out of the impound so I could get home. |
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I guess that doesn't necessarily constitute a groupie though. Eh. |
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If she gave you money it counts.
Which guy from Hirudenia are you?? |
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I was just briefly in hirudinea, I played bass for about a year and a half then moved to NY for a while and was replaced by bobby. |
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I met a chick on tour and lived off of her for 4 months. IF THEY GIVE YOU MONEY, IT COUNTS |
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that's me on the right khed, like 7 years ago thoug. |
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That looks like the Chopping Block. We must've met at some point. 7 years ago I was on so much dope that I dont remember much. |
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we've met many times. we drank beers like 2 weeks ago in providence, you arm wrestled my girlfriend. |
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Ross?!?!?!? Why the fuck didnt you say so?? |
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Thats why I use my real name here. Im TERRIBLE with names.
Who won??? I have no memory of that. |
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eh I'm high and bored as fuck. all I did today was amphetamines, and make a tattoo appointment that I will probably have to cancel because I'm broke. |
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and I never tell any chick I date about this site. You guys get the truth |
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Hey, theres a horrible death metal show in
Prov. tonite. Wanna go with me to heckle the bands??? Im getting dragged to it anyway by some whore.
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I don't know I left halfway through to do blow in the bathroom and push some fat girl. |
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HA! was it the fat girl that drove me there? |
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doesnt matter though. Im like Andy Kaufmann. Undefeated female armwrestler champ!!!!!! |
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HA! was it the fat girl that drove me there? |
yea, what was she like 19? hah |
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I dont take my under 21s to shows. One just turned 21. You guys will be seeing her soon.
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oh, and thanx for sharing the blow. |
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OH MY GAWD GUYS...GET A ROOM. |
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a few years ago I banged two 18 year-olds who were best friends, and tehn found out one was only 17. proudest moment of my life. |
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Hey Andy, get ur own sex stories. Stop living vicariously through two guys with game.
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apparently me and ross are the only ones who can score sluts AND maintain hot girlfriends at the same time.
The rest of you motherfuckers gotta go back to rocker school |
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plus, I'm ugly as sin and make shit money and still get fucked, so WHAT IS EVERYONE ELSE DOING WRONG |
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no game, lame, and not insane |
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I got more pussy when I was unemployed......I mean I like not being broke all the time but..... Chicks are STUPID |
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give the horns ITT if you've raped someone
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does it count if they ended up liking it??? |
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yea, and double points if they called your gf at work afterwards and told her every detail |
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'cause then yeah. But you cant rape the willing. But she wasnt willing at first. But she said she was glad I did it......chicken vs egg I guess |
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bottom line is CHICKS ARE STUPID |
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No joke, anyone that thinks they got game, go to the horrible show at Ruins in Prov tonight. Total slut central. Trust me. My band aint playin. I got no stake in this. Prove yourselves motherfuckers! |
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No joke, anyone that thinks they got game, go to the horrible show at Ruins in Prov tonight. Total slut central. Trust me. My band aint playin. I got no stake in this. Prove yourselves motherfuckers! |
I've never even heard of this place, what's going on? |
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No joke, anyone that thinks they got game, go to the horrible show at Ruins in Prov tonight. Total slut central. Trust me. My band aint playin. I got no stake in this. Prove yourselves motherfuckers! |
I've never even heard of this place, what's going on? |
lol
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LOL your pain is endearing LOLOOLOLOLOL
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josh you are in for a treat. |
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ruins is part of colliseum. around the corner from hell. shitty club is shitty. $4 gansetts and & $7 mixed drinks. pretty sure i know josh martin's 21 year old friend.....
and ross pushing around the fat chick was funny. afterwards outside someone said to her "i felt bad when i saw that dude pushing you". her response was the best part of that whole night....."oh him? we have an understanding. cause we talked after and he told me i was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. says he never met anyone like me before and wants to take me out".....she really does say things like that to boost her own ego. and she lurks this board sometimes. |
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". her response was the best part of that whole night....."oh him? we have an understanding. cause we talked after and he told me i was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. says he never met anyone like me before and wants to take me out" |
L O L SERIOUSLY?
I didn't say a word to her, and she was disgusting. |
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also I pushed her cuz she was pulling on my hoodie. you don't pull on a mans hood unless you want to get punched. |
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Yeeeeeeeesh, no wonder I haven't heard of that fucking place or that show |
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dead serious. I lol'd so hard while her friends ate up the story. |
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American girls are easy. Dysfunctional parents. Makes anal. For a drink or less. |
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OP was trying to figure out which bands get drunk and put out.
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how was the show last night? sick poon? |
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