Cowmaximus: Is that Sara girl still visiting you?
___: yesssss
___: i'm actually on the phone w/her right now
Cowmaximus: I think you should murder her after you fuck her.
Cowmaximus: I just saw her picture on your page, and was struck with that revelation.
___: hmmmmmm
___: i love it
___: why do you think that?
Cowmaximus: I saw her picture, so looked at her page and read what she'd written about herself.
Cowmaximus: And realized I could never allow her to live.
___: why?
Cowmaximus: What the fuck's wrong with you?
Cowmaximus: She's useless. She's like a walking, talking radio hit.
___: shes real interesting.
Cowmaximus: I'm sorry.
___: i've tried dating girls cause of musical interests
Cowmaximus: That's incorrect.
___: and theyre all cunts
Cowmaximus: She's interesting because she has a vagina.
Cowmaximus: That's all.
___: i know
___: good enough for me
Cowmaximus: So kill her after you've used her vagina.
___: true
Cowmaximus: She's just one of those dumb-dumb college cunts that think they're so fucking unique.
___: Nah. I don't think that's true.
___: I speak to her all the time. She's actually very interesting.
___: Mainly she's well-read, which is huge for me now.
Cowmaximus: You're a disgusting faggot.
___: A girl who reads what I read is better than a girl who listens to what I listen to.
Cowmaximus: I've never hated anyone as much as I hate you right now, at this moment.
___: Hahaha..
___: why? cause a cute girl who's dumb enough to believe my lies wants to fuck me?
Cowmaximus: Get drunk, queer.
Cowmaximus: ___ doesn't defend women, you fucking homosexual.
Cowmaximus: I'm going to save up for a bus ride to whatever backwater shithole you live in to murder you.
Cowmaximus: I hope she's there so I can throw battery acid at her pretty face.
Cowmaximus: And then she will truly be without worth.
Cowmaximus: Oh, wait.
Cowmaximus: I'll have to slice off her tits and burn her pussy into a twisted, numb mess.
Cowmaximus: There. Perfect.
Cowmaximus: That should happen to every woman on the planet.
Cowmaximus: If you were a real man, you'd kick her out as soon as you dispensed your load.
Cowmaximus: "Get out whore. I never cared for you."

haaaaa nice dude thats good shit

I continue to be shocked by my single status.

This made me smile.

RichHorror said: really?!? thats weird dude

Yeah. Dizzy dames.

You have a very in-your-face interface

I throughly enjoy the "numb mess" part.

Yes. It's a total package, really.

CLASSIC

raise matt from the grave please

More like raise him from Plymouth.