Cradle of Filth
Megadeth
Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Atreyu
Eighteen Visions

Crap, I don't know how to put the choices in the poll form.

you failed at making a poll.

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of the bands listed, i'd go with atreyu. megadeth and agoraphobic nosebleed aren't gay.

this conquer kid is some sort of christian metal revolutionary. i discredit whatever he says anyway.

I'd have to go with st. madness.

atreyu for SURE! hot topic metal, sux. so is kse

if he's a christian, he shouldn't be calling megadeth gay. mustaine rocks for jesus these days.

dreadkill said:



agreed. listen to rust in peace and then look at the date when it was made. they were doing some amazing stuff even then.

dreadkill said:

Agreed Megadeth is fucking awesome and are pretty much considered legendary. While Metallica completely changed their sound for a more radio friendly approach I feel Megadeth tried to keep the same elements that made them what they are today IMO. If I was going to choose which "metal" bands on that list are gay I'd probably go with 18 Visions because I heard a rumor that the lead vocalist is actually gay so it kindof goes hand in hand.

Messerschmitt said:

BUT DOOOOOD everyone in ashland or auburn or wherever came to see them. They must be good.

I'm going with 18 Visions, nice pink scarf.

Gayest bands...hmmm...how about every goddamn emo band out there. You know, the ones where all the members have the same stupid fuckin hair-do, and the same gay fuckin eyeliner on. If you're gonna wear make up in a band at least make it scary, not pretty.

oh, so many to choose from...how about 95% of the crap they show on headbanger's ball? The dorks in makeup with the devil locks. Just off the top of my head though, avenged sevenfold are pretty fucking gay, so is godsmack who made the ultimate sellout by letting the U.S. government use their shitty music in military recruitment commercials. Megadeth are awesome until the early 90's so fuck off.

Conquer the Baphomet? I'm sure he has no idea what the word means. It's actullay taken from two latin words; Baphe and Metis. And it means "the aquireing of knowledge". People should really know what they're talking about before they make themselves look stupid.

pam nli said:

hahahaha

of course when they are stupid.....there's not much you can do but point and laugh.

i hate christianity. conquer the cross.

CONQUER THE CROSS!!!!!!!!...or at least flip it upside down

EMO. IF IT'S EMO, ITS FUCKING GAY.

the thread is gayest metal band though, not gayest music band. if that was the case, emo would apply here.

I wouldn't use the name if I didn't know what it meant, fucktards. I'm entitled to my opinions about what bands I don't like regardless of what they believe. I don't narrow my standards to just Christian metal. I'm not an ass like that. Don't assume you know what I like or who I am.

this thread makes me sad, so very sad... like the unicorns on the movie legend. Megadeth and Agoraphobic Nosebleed are some of my favs.
ps: witte quit ANb

The amount of bands Witte has quit from could form an army big enough to take over a small country.

based on this photo, I'm gonna assume that you're a complete faggot.



but hey, keep on bringin the metal to your mom's living room, Mr. Stupid hat man.

also the fact that you don't like agoraphobic nosebleed.

I literally just spat gatorade on my keyboard. That is...wow.

the_reverend said:

You know how old that picture is? My friend made me put that stupid hat on. I'm not even at my house so my living room doesn't look like that.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:


You have black nail polish on and you're giving the horns wrong.

Fine, would it be OK if I said Anthrax sux instead of Megadeth?? I randomly picked bands for this forum so don't take it so seriously. Fucking overreact.

You said ANB was gay..There is no turning back now,you are doomed to a life of shit on this board. - PS - It is not only the hat, you are wearing black nail polish.. which is pretty gay in itself

Like I said it's an old pic.

I RANDOMLY PICKED BANDS!!!!!! WHO GIVES A SHIT???!?!

The black nail polish, yes, I will admit was gay and I regret it.

davefromthegrave said:

dave, you just made my day worth living. that picture is hilarious and the mr. stupid hat man insult almost made me shit my pants.

dude, you regret wearing nail polish? Doesn't really seem like you should bother regretting something like that.


that's right, you can't win!

he looks like he's rocking out to atreyu in that pic.

not liking AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED, even the implication...








...

Sorry to ruin your day.

it would take a lot more than an excuse to post ANb covers to ruin my day.

no Lemon O's in the pantry, for example.

Saxon

the gayest metal band is also the band i listed as my favorite local band, bochnagar, featuring dead car salesman ernie boch on vocals and guitar, with chico the llama on bass, kramer the magical donkey on the triangle, and EBJ keeping a steady beat on drums.

I think its funny that Agoraphobic Nosebleed got listed, since they, in reality, are one of the best things that ever happened to music.

The Entrance

Your mother is the gayest metal band, faggot. Fuck you.

rich's mother is the gayest metal band, faggot. fuck you.

Not anymore. She died last month, so someone else's mother has to take the crown.

no, it's still your mother.

Having a mohawk doesn't make you right.

I dunno...your mom could be some righteous ghost haunting kids who wear black nail polish and pin striped hats...I mean, he DOES have a mohawk.

Well, I'm glad everyone can get on the same page of mocking my pain.

I am not!

I am mocking rocky horror extras who post on metal boards about bands they know nothing about. Der.

Would it make you feel better if I tool a shit on your chest?

you guys are so mean to rich. all he wants is love...and pills.

hahahaha i was talking to Rich

It would, Jay. Thanks. You're a true friend.

Nothing warms the heart like a cleveland steamer

i think rich could use a few beers

pills.yeah pills are good. Pills + ANB is good too

I could use an overdose.

beers sound good right about now. why must I have crappy papers to write?

i have a paper to write and a studio project to work on, but i want beer right now.

I thought beer made papers write themselves

i will peer pressure rich and pam to drink

I need no pressure.

If Pam comes I'll wear my fancy work clothes. I look very dashing.

I dunno, I just rented movies and that fuckin paper. You'd have to pressure hard.

Though Rich in dashing work clothes is tempting.

MANOWAR

and

PANTERRIBLE

shhh

pam nli said:

If you love me you'll drink and throw your future in the garbage.

I lead a life of domestic imprisonment. I must stay in and be gay.

i need to get beer at the store and then drink it while i work on things.

...I forgot this paper is on poetry. I have the overwhelming urge to suffer a fatal blow to the head.

I'll be right over.

poetry rules

I don't like the crap we're studying. I read one more fucking Robert Frost poem about the fucking mountain I'm going to kill myself.

Now I have to analyze one for 3 pages.

good point.

make fred savage do your paper while you drink beer

I've decided I'm doing the paper tonight. I'm going to cut class tomorrow like a champion.

NOT doing the paper. I must be drunk already.

ha, i knew peer pressure would work

I'm not drunk at all, and I HATE it.

yay

I have a 10 page paper to write for College Comp.

I have to write a 40 pager on torture...it's gonna rule

Torture? Why torture?

the_reverend said:


I read that on one of my r.a.'s bulletin boards.

davefromthegrave said:

is the picture from your ICP days?

Sadly, yes. Like I said before I am ashamed. I get it that you don't like me cause oh no I don't like one band. I must suck at life even though most of you hate the bands I like but I don't bitch about it.

no, you suck at life because you wear nail polish and gay hats and make stupid pro-christian screennames on messageboards.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:


Sociology of Violence class.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:


don't feel bad. most people on this board hate every band that plays for more than 10 people or doesn't stick to the strictest metal guidlines.

that's not really true

i like lots of popular bands.

I like when Dreaded Silence covers BOC and hate everything else. Especially Jesus and nail polish.

i hate jesus and nail polish too.

anonymous said:

false. look at any playlist thread you piping hot twat.

throwing shrapnel is the gayest metal band ever

ha, piping hot twat

pam nli said>>

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Legends can be now and forever...LOVED BY THE SUN!

More like Throwing Crapnel. Am I right? Eh? Guys? EH?!

Atreyu fucking rocks. Anyone who thinks they are gay is a fag!

the only person to benefit from this thread is metalcoresucks...

matt_forherblood said:

no

matt_forherblood said:

hahahahaha

RichHorror said:

if it's on the internet it's gotta be true

ha

dreadkill said:

Yes.

matt_forherblood said:


Thousands of fags created by this thread

matt_forherblood said:

kids with pink guitars don't have valid opinions about music.

dreadkill said:

You just jeleus you don't have 1.

no

dreadkill said:

yes

agayu sucks

Fuck You

matt_forherblood said:

Hard to pick just one.Heres 3:

Korn
Disturbed
Slipnot

ConquerTheBaphomet said:


your gay

wow, this is the most intelligent thread ever.