Failure...this is great...

1. Go to Google

2. Type in the word "Failure"

3. Instead of clicking "Google Search," click "I'm Feeling Lucky."

4.

5. Spread the word before the people at google fix it.

hahaha

funny.
but is it funnier than this:

1. Go to Google

2. Type in the phrase "French Military victories"

3. Instead of clicking "Google Search," click "I'm Feeling Lucky."

4. Google will have nothing to fix because the French's history is that of turning and running with their tales between their legs and allowing the U.S. to finish the job.

um.. welcome to 2002...
this has been posted about a million times.

hungtableed said:

kinda like when they helped us win that lil war against the british so we could have america and all that good freedom.

freedom? there's freedom? why didn't anyone tell me...now where is it hiding?

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

bahaha

you freedom naysayers are idiots. WE ARE FREE!!! TOTAL freedom means anarchy. yeah there are some things you dont agree with, but just because you dont agree with them doesnt mean they are necessarily wrong. you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT in this country. you just have to face the consequences of your actions. its not a difficult concept, and it doesnt denote a lack of freedom. fucking hippies

wow yeti.....i actually agree with you on this one...i'd rather be here than ethiopia.......or canada

If you think we're free, then you don't know what freedom is

i do whatever i want whenever the fuck i want(i'm just not a dick and don't want to do stupid ridiculous things all the time)

the only reason i dsagree with saying this is a "free country" is the amount of fuckin money it takes to live here

oh ok so by all the cameras being put up on random street corners around boston is totally for my freedom i guess.

yes our president sucks balls, we are full of corrupt politicians, and money is a bitch, but would you seriously rather live in Canada......CANADA my friend

i don't see any cameras where i am

you hippies need to stop using the same arguments over and over again

i totally believe that there's a hidden purpose behind what the government does...but i also know that they cannot control me if i don't let them(by being smart about doing illegal things and trying to stay away from heavily populated areas(although i just moved into worcester, but i think i can manage)

blame the damn macedonians for inventing money

SacreligionNLI said:

you live in sticks, i mean seriously why would there be cameras.

yes, it's such a free country that the government is spying on us, cops are telling me how fast I can drive while they drive faster, and I can't grow what I want on land I want to occupy. I'm being illegally taxed without representation, and old men want to tell me how I can behave sexually and what I can and can't do with my own body. It's only a free country if you happen to be a corporation, then you can do whatever you want with no consequences, like steal and murder people.

that was exactly my point...but you also missed how i said i just moved back into worcester

HailTheLeaf said:

the government is in rough shape, true, but it's because a bunch of money-hungry gredy pieces of shit are in the majority of the offices right now. they're all getting old though...

the cops are there for your protection, you have better chances of surviving a crash at 50 than you do at 100...they drive faster to hopefully catch any wreckless drivers on the road

the old men that try to control what you do with your own body are religious zealots and part of that same dying breed

the people in office right now are from a different generation, you can't predict the future based off of 20 years of american history

i would be happier if george pataki didnt cut medicaid beneffits down, but i'd rather live here than certain places in africa where they would steal my son and make him kill people at the ripe age of two, then they would rape me and kill me. charming life i tell you.

SacreligionNLI said:

actually i still consider worcester the sticks.

if you hate the city so much then get out of there

i love living in allston thanks, and i never once said i hated living in the city. however yeah seeing people placing cameras or seeing cameras in general on street corners are really weird to me no matter how much "safer" theyre supposed to make me.

so get a petition going

we need an honest president, someone who's strong-willed and has a good sense of right and wrong without the assistance of religion

SacreligionNLI said:

yeah thats not gonna happen till about 2012 sir. democrats are retarded and bitching about everything and losing all the battles that they should ONLY be going after.

but i need a president who believes in god. i am a strict christian and i want my pres to be the same.

haha we'll see what happens in 2012...maybe y2k was delayed, or maybe a comet will hit, or maybe it won't matter...the day after tomorrow

well by then people will be sick of religious leaders in office and Romney will be a one term president if we can make it that far.

i am starting my own country

we'll see what happens...i'm not too worried about it...if the economy collapses and the world is in shambles i can totally live in the woods growing my own vegetables, and pot, and maybe even domesticating some wild animals as pets and breeding them in small amounts for the purpose of a constant, diverse food source

but i'm just high and getting all hypothetical

SacreligionNLI said:

hippie

i wanna have a farm, and breed and raise midgets.

nah i bathe

Yes, we need a puppet who shares our beliefs to comfort us while the same people who've been running things for years keep the same system of corporate slavery in place, and keep us on the same path to self destruction...yay! Let's all go watch American Idol and go to the mall!

you guys have fun with that....when ya need good quality midgets...you know where to find me.

Ma_Dukes said:

midgets scare me as much as the elderly

the elderly can be frightening...just poke them with a stick

eldery drunk dont scare me...but i am scared shitless of nursing homes..i think it is the smell..but i love midgets.............and not in a creepy pornish way

so old

what you are claiming as freedom is purely idealistic. WELCOME TO REALITY! you cant just run around doing whatever the fuck you want, that is called ANARCHY, as i previously stated. we need law, rule, and control. people cant function on their own, they need to be guided. yes i disagree with the marijuana law, but nothing is perfect. it takes time before things change. you cant have it the way you want it just because you think its right. you are free to do as you please, but there are repercussions. you just want to be able to do whatever you want without having to deal with any after effects. you want that? go live in the woods. freedom is allowing you to type what you want on a computer all the while sitting and living the hippy life. go to Iraq and tell me we arent free. you are free to practice religion as you wish, free to go to the store to buy porn, free to eat and drink whatever you want, whenever you want. you want lawless freedom. go over to Rwanda. technically they are "free" as they have no real government. tell me how it goes.

hmm interesting theories since a lot of you stated isnt true, if youre happy living on miniumalist freedom then please cont. to enjoy it. i think after living in several different parts of this country im pretty sure its not as free and easy going happy as youd love to think it would be and for that matter throwing out other countries to compare isnt how you judge or should weigh how free our country is. just remember all these freedoms were fought by people here in this country cause of the people in charge not wanting people to have the rights to it. and yeah i have the right to say whatever i want about this country and will continue to do so.

also laws ARE needed but its when the laws are against basic human right of humanity or nature that they need to be looked at again, instead of what will be better for the corporations that backed your campaign to get into office or the gods you worship.

whiskey_weed_and_women, I'm curious of two things...

1) What exactly are some of the things you've seen living around the country that show you we're not free?

2) Which laws are you referring to with "when the laws are against basic human right of humanity or nature"?

ill answer a serious question, when you're an actual person.

phantom tollbooth

oh yeah just for shits and giggles im lived not stayed or visited San Antonio, Texas, Jacksonville, Florida, Poole, Georgia, DC, several counties in Maryland, Norfolk/Vabeach Virginia and Las Vegas, Neveda.

i think ive been able to seen a bit of the country in my months. also VaBeach/Norfolk is by far the best outta all of them. i dont wish anyone going to Texas but thats just my opinion.

gotta love spelling errors, thanks dwyer

Better?

ha nope, im just some dood on a messageboard who doesnt know jackshit. i just enjoy bitching you got me.

or

no its not cause you're still just a local troll.

how about hmm either in downtown pvd or in texas watching cops beat kids who are trying to leave shows or clubs in orderly fashion but deciding theyre not leaving fast enough.

how about being pulled over at 4:30am in the morning on the way to your second job and lied to about having a headlight out when both of them are clearly on and visible to then be asked if youve been drinking and then given a 350 ticket for having your high beams on when you dont.

hmm this was a good one, how about your friend going up to a cop looking for help and you can see he was hit with something and his head was cut up but instead of asking what happend or if he needed help, you know due to the fact he was bleeding down his face, you know they get arrested.

this was a good one too, sitting in park reading a book and having a cop coming up and asking me what i was doing there. and then asking to search my person and backpack but i guess that as long as its to fight terrorists and keep our freedoms shit like this should be cool.

now not so cop shit, how about seeing dumping sites on the side of the road in both GA and Texas. nothing done about it, just you know shitload of waste and trash on the sides of the road.

which laws, well this will clearly be something to do with tax dollars how about no medicare for people who are dying and before people come in and start worrying about their tax dollar....anyone here listen to that lil band death. yeah a lil health insurance could have helped.

but whatever these are just words and im sure these are all normal things im blowing up about that shouldnt be made into freedom issues. whatever

I should have never told Samica about the Google thing.....

HailTheLeaf said:

In your work boots, Hippy.

Whiskey....you clearly have a problem with the law. Your argument was pointless.....

Other dude = 1

You = 0


I like you man, and I respect you.....but the other dude won.

ha do i still get like a runners up prize or something i mean i could use some weed or at least like a cookie. damn that reminds me those cookies i had lastnight were good.


so umm yeah

You're a winner in my book....I've never read it, but I hear it's good..

haha i dont know whats worse to be called a winner or a loser, hmm where the kid who was calling me a hippie

I farted.....does that count?

Hoser NLI said:

i suppose cause im lucky enough to not have to deal with it.

no matter what laws are on the books, we're only as free as we act as a people

you can't make assumptions off of the actions of a couple douchebags just as you can't assume the government is wrong because of 20 years of corruption

human beings are a race that have been around for millions of years and with each passing century something new and innovative happens to override the times before it

hooray life

oh yeah...man of the century is one of my friends from the sticks

You're more from the sticks than I am...

so because you have had a few bad experiences with cops that means that this country is devoid of freedom? i've been treated like shit by cops countless times, but that doesnt mean i am going to strike up a vendetta simply because i didnt agree with the way i was treated. and look at it from their point of view. i'm sure they werent thinking "hey lets go fuck with that dude and take away his freedom". i'm sure you arent 100% innocent.

Cops are enemies of freedom.

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

ha, that cop was fun...no reasonable cause to pull you over or anything.

Yeti said:

Nice try, Anarchism is actually when people control their own lives, and make their own decisions instead of having someone they've never met before make decisions for them. It's being self-reliant and helping everyone else, like having co-ops instead of corporations so everyone has an equal share, and there are no bosses, you get back what you put in, you profit from your hard work instead of others profiting from your work while you starve. It's about no taxation without representation, and not following laws that you had no say in making that serve no purpose but to limit your personal freedom.

Here's the only law we need, do whatever you want so long as you're not hurting anyone or anything else.

Yeti said:

dood this is message board, i think youre taking this a lil too seriously if i was talking shit about this at every show we played or was making it up on the evening news about this then yeah that would be a vendetta this is me telling your friend what ive witnessed first hand. i dont know what truely goes on cause i cant see what other people. but yeah i believe if theres one asshole who has power and abuses it im sure theres a lot more.

oh yeah where the fuck are my cookies

fair enough. i can agree with that. however Hailtheleaf, that is precisely what i pointed out as idealistic.

How can that be idealistic when other societies have done it?

such as?

haha what?

what utopia have i missed?


i think you need to go back to idea that a democratic republic is the worst type of government, except all those before it.

i think you're all forgetting the real factor here.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG TITS

HailTheLeaf said:

Anarchism is not that. Anarchism is the breakdown and elimination of law and government. Anywho... nothing you just said would ever work. You basically just described Communism, and we all know how well that works. People want to do the least amount of work and get the maximum payout. If everyone could think and work the same way, it could be pulled off. Its just not realistic. With the law thing, its virtually impossible to have all 298,465,836 people in the U.S. vote on every law that gets made. If you got an idea I'd love to hear it.

Man_of_the_Century said:

Isn't that what I just described? If there wasn't a government here, then we'd control our own lives. It would work, co-ops work. Anarchism and Communism are 2 different things, I'm describing the Anarchist view. We could easily vote locally about each law that affects us, without a government and an economy, you'd need fewer laws anyways.

Yeti said:

almost every indigenous tribe that has yet to be destoyed by greedy white people

go become an aborigine then...hippie

have fun with the flies, disease, famine, and drought

People that complain about anything while sitting on the internet are hysterical.

your ideas are so outrageous. you stated not to compare to other countries, as i did with Iraq, yet you compare your ideas to indigenous tribes? have you ever lived with one? you make it sound like they live in a wonderful magical land where everyone gets along and peace and happiness enuse because there is "freedom" from law. your society would work if every single person did and agreed on the same thing ie. COMMUNISM. there will always be resistance. if you were to live the life you claim is "utopian" for a year, you would be crawling back to civilization and law. if you werent dead.

see i have nothing else to do while at work except think. when i am on my own time the last thing i want to do is sit in front of a computer bickering over pointless crap. it just passes the time at work.

YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK AT INTERNET FIGHTING. LAME.

enlighten me, oh wise one

WHAT WHOULD INFOTERROR SAY????

fair enough

HailTheLeaf said:

Partly...

What you described was more of a combination of the two. Anarchism is just getting rid of laws and government. It has nothing to do with living in harmony where everyone does an equal share and gets an equal cut. That part is communism, and if you put that part into the scheme of things, you have a form of government. Therefore, Anarchism is gone. You can either have one or the other.

If you were to have a local vote, you would have to hold an election every other day. How would you include them in the discussions about the laws in order to change them to something you like better? How would you educate the public on what the bills are, what they are for, the reason for making them (thats the big one, cause you still have congressmen that don't know what half of that stuff is)?

WHAT A BUNCH OF RIGHT WING CRY BABIES, ALL THIS I'M SMARTER THAN YOU SHIT, YOU GUYS ARE THE BIG EXPERTS ON LEFT WING IDEALOGY. GET OFF THE COMPUTER, PAY YOUR FUCKING BILLS, AND STOP CRYING AND DENYING THAT GEORGE BUSH ISN'T A FAILURE. AND ALL THIS EVERYTHING IS PERFECT, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH AMERICA TALK IS RETARDED AND WILL ULTIMATELY PROVE OUR DOWNFALL. YOU FAGS ARE SCARED THAT SHIT WORKS BETTER THAN DEMOCRACY. SUCK IT UP, GET OVER IT AND MOVE TO UTAH.

I AM GOING TO SMOKE POT AND DRINK BEER. I'LL PUT YOU GUYS DOWN ALOT MORE LATER, CALL UP ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS, TELL THEM BIG JAWSHY IS TEARING IT UP ON RTTP AND HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED. SERIOUSLY GUYS.

BornSoVile said:

Definitely one of the greatest sentences it's ever been my pleasure to read.

BornSoVile said:


I love you.

wow thats retarded, what do you think white people invented war and government?

aren't tribes normally totalitarian?

it's a shame i already knew i was better than all of you so nothing you say is of consequence

DEMOCRACY IS SO SILLY YOU STILL THINK POLLS MEAN SOMETHING

FOOLS

COUNT COMMERCIALS INSTEAD
WILL HELP PUT YOU TO SLEEP TOO
IF ANAL RAPE OF THE METAPHYSICAL KIND DOESN'T JOSTLE YOU

If we're going to have a free market system at least go all out and remove all constraints on employers and employees. If some guy is all pissed about not getting a raise the police should not stop him from shooting his boss or the entire payroll office. If someone really wanted them to live don't you think the invisible hand would stop the bullets?

Man_of_the_Century said:

Riiight, try learning a little more about Anarchism, Emma Goldman mentioned a hell of alot more than just getting rid of laws and government. Anarchism is a set of beliefs, it was developed as a reaction against fascism. And it has plenty to do with co-ops, worker's rights, mutual aid, ending class warfare, and ensuring that the indivdual is involved in making decisions that affect them, or self-government. This would involve getting rid of our current facist, authoritarian institutions. I don't see anything wrong with that...how is that extreme?



I guess that would be up to each community to decide...I like the idea of having a barbecue once or twice a month and working everything out then. Again there wouldn't be too many laws to work out because all the bullshit would be gone. Of course it would be easier for this idea to work if the majority of the U.S. weren't horribly overpopulated, apathetic, fat, stupid cows clinging to the idea that they have to continue supporting the very system that enslaves them.

HailTheLeaf said:

anarchism
n.
1. The theory or doctrine that all forms of government are oppressive and undesirable and should be abolished.
2. Active resistance and terrorism against the state, as used by some anarchists.
3. Rejection of all forms of coercive control and authority: “He was inclined to anarchism; he hated system and organization and uniformity” (Bertrand Russell).

government
n.
1. A system or policy by which a unit is governed.
(I only used one cause there's 500 definitions for government and this is the only one that applies)

So anarchism is the descruction and lack of control (i.e no government). A government is a system of living set up to "keep the pease". Everything you described about equal work, equal pay is a system of living, therefore a form of government. So tell me... How are they supposed to happen at the same time? Whoever wrote that crap you read doesn't even have the common sence to use a dicionary to make sure she had the right word.

Wow, I wasn't aware that everything to be known about Anarchy is all contained in a dictonary definition, truly stunning the amount of infromation that gives about the principles of Anarchy, much more than what I've studied in books and documentarys. I give up, you've totally wowed me with the amazing scope of info there.

go watch slc punk again

I was thinking more along the lines of "Anarchism In America"...

yeah well i'm an asshole and will throw out an insult at first thought

Anarchy as you described it is a wonderful idealogy. However, putting into practice would only work if everyone complies with whatever laws are established by the votes. I don't see a world where EVERYONE is complicit without any enforcement, it just wouldn't happen. (If it could, we could also make democracy work, by voting out both parties and picking non-corrupt candidates to clean up the system).

What impartial institution guarantees that everyone in a local vote would be informed of the time and place of the voting? What if the counting of votes was disputed? What if someone, anyone, loses their temper, at any time, over anything?

Even if every individual could learn to answer all those questions, and we all held hands and lived in peace, what about people with mental illnesses? What about drug-induced violent fits? I don't see how we can ever unanimously beat all these things, and it would all have to be unanimous for anarchy to work.

However, all realism aside, I have to say, I love the theory. It's something important to have as a goal, for even if a goal is impossible in practice, the effort to reach it yields its own rewards.

life is constant in the fact that it always changes...if that makes any sense

there's no way to attempt to control it because it will find a new way to break free

i feel like ian malcolm