I have officially won my war with sobriety.

I think I saw you vomit on the street.

Marks not going to be able to read this. He's coked out and hungover from the rave last night...

man, why does everyone have to exploit me for my incessant cocaine use? and niccolai, i didn't hear you complaining when you were fucked out of your mind on queludes and krylon spraypaint at that (s1c) rave.

rich, did you win the war WITH sobriety, or AGAINST it? you gotta be specific, hahaha

Mark, our children are worried you dont call, you dont write. baby jesus mark, baby jesus

MarkFuckingRichards said:



"yea so I was dropping queludes with david bowies wife in this bar and she walked by me and I was like HEY NIPS..."

"Tony... you fucking crackhead"

tony had the greatest stories.

sean, GIVE ME MY SPACE WOMAN! i'm sick and tired of all this bitching. i'm going to play keno and get my mind of this shit.

the children, think about the children

i have no son!

MarkFuckingRichards said:

thats not true, and dan will be sad you say such things.

i don't need this shit! you try bringing the bread home sometime!

how about i just butta yo biscuit

now we're talkin

now are you gonna leave that old man and his daughter alone

no way, you're not the boss of me.

i need to go do homework now, seriously. rttp is ruining my life!

Is this a fucking transcript for a lost Montel episode?

MarkFuckingRichards said:

hey aaron take notes, that should be your next shirt

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

I'd wear that shirt

MarkFuckingRichards said:

Against. It's actually a new war everyday. Sobriety wakes me up and says "No more pills and booze Rich. You have to start doing something with you life.". And I say "Fuck you, nigga!" and it just sort of goes from there.

haha that was awesome

It took me two hours to drive from Allston to New Bedford last night. During that time I pissed my pants three times. I call that a personal best.

i dont know man, shitting yourself at the growroom has to be up there.

Hmm, yeah. I don't think anyone noticed though.

you did though rich and thats all thats important

RichHorror said:

you announced it.

Well, it WAS a point of pride.

sobriety never wins when rich horror's in the ring

Sobriety has a glass jaw.

i wanna play punch out

I met a girl at the jam spaces that could suck the sorrow off of a recent widow. She was trying to polish my knob until she could reflect sunlight off it when suddently a coked out Sean Coale burst into the room and punched me right in the solarplexus. I immediately blew the my entire central nervous system all over her dental records and called it even.

what the hell, i have no idea what is going on here.

Ali McGraw on a drug induced betting spree had a talent for rubix cubes that paid off. She shoved one up her ass and didn't move for a half hour, save for bong hits and checking on an epic e-bay battle for a pair of pants. She then stood up and shat out the rubix cube. I'll be damned if it didn't emerge solved. My amazment was blunted, however, when she bent over and yelled, "Shove 'er back in, this time I'm only solving the reds!"

Dankill said:



You ain't lying!!!!

Vin Deisel loved the three F's in life. Fun, Food and Fisting. This lead to an abrupt adventure when he invited myself, Topper Grace and a few others to sail out on his cigarette boat. Little did we know that the high seas and BBQ would only lead to Vin making Topper his personal finger puppet. His screams of agony could be heard for miles around which soon alerted the local Coast Gurad, causing Vin to point the nose of that ol' fiberglass beauty out to international waters with his one free hand. My only personal cause for alarm wasn't even the (in terms of watercraft) high speed chase, but Vin grunting as I tore into some Carribean Jerk Chicken, "Quit cryin' It's only a drivers watch!"

ALL HAIL PATTON OSWALT

RICH WINS IT!

Seriously, that guy is my lord and savior. Dan, you are a man of taste and refinement.

I try

the cookie puss skit rules all

PATTY O'CRIPPLEY!