April 22
The Murder Elite
Sign of the Goat
Shit Fuck
It Will End In Pure Horror
Behold A Pale Horse
@ Reflections Lounge - 67 Parkhurst Road - Chelmsford, MA
$8 tickets from one of the bands, $10 day of show
1pm - ALL AGES!!

Rich, where did you find out all those bands were playing? The website just says us so far. Ehh, I was hoping to get a good show going with friends, but oh well. I'm going to set up a show at the Junkyard soon with some bands.

chris_from_shit_fuck said:

Yo, get Dissector or Rat Burger at the JUnkyard. We wanna play more parties.

you sure this is all ages? i thought this place was super strict about there 21 plusedness.

either way, this place is like 5 minutes from my house so i'll at least be there to loiter...

Could have sworn it was 19+ there.

It's normally 21+, but because the show is during the day they are allowing all ages. So tell your friends, bring your kids, and lube your butthole. Get tickets through Rich, or through Me.

CASHMONEYNIGGA

FUCKCOCKSHITBALLS

RichHorrorNLI said:

Best watch your mouth Mr. Charlie.

Great story. Compelling and rich.

Venereal bump(s)

I did a google image search for 'venereal bumps' and got this.

BUMP!!!!!

A bump to your cracka head for talking smack. Fuck that, you no good rat soup eating honky motherfucker!

Bump! It'll be fun we promise. We'll bring twister, and we can break out the beer once grandma's asleep.

Cum-drenched grannies bump.

Come to this and then drink with me at HMB!

a whole day of drinking with Rich? dear lord.

The day drinking is better because since it's all ages, I imagine I'll have to revert back to the year I was homeless and be incognito... as well as incoherent.

they make an awesome chicken parm sub there, I might add

This show is starting to look up.

Come to this show and buy a new IWEIPH shirt and a kiss on the lips from Chris Fuck.

I am going to this show with Pam Garnett

RichHorror said:


I use tounge, that'll be an inncentive to any girl and or guy.

bump for man kisses

Sinislazy said:

best day of your life

True.

I believe the Rich Horror Fan Club [aka Dreaded Silence] should come out for this.

The non-Shit Fuck/IWEIPH portion of this show makes me want to die.

oh, I'll be there, with bells on and chicken parm in hand

i will attend in the nude

We will have our new demo, one that we're actually happy with at this show:

Shit Fuck: Tour in 'Nam '68
1. 16 Hooves
2. Thrash Lobster
3. DYZF (Die You Zombie Fuck)
4. Sully Erna Loves Brokeback Mountain
5. Bite It (GG Allin Cover)
6. Thrash Ballet
7. Fuckin' Better Off Alone
8. A History of Violence

I'm going to print off the covers this week, and then get jewel cases and what not to make sure people get them at the Chelmsford show.

Bump for like 6 people going!

Yeah. I will be sticking around though, since I'm going to HMB later that night anyway.

Thanks Rich, you wanna play bass during Bite it?

I have no idea how to play that song. Otherwise I would.

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I think that is the most covered GG Allin song EVER...We used to have matinee punk shows on sundays at the BS, and out of 10 or so bands, at least 6 played that song

dwellingsickness said:


Yeah, we change the version around a little during the chorus, so hopefully at least it stands out a little. We also cover No Rules from Show to Show depending on our mood.

UP!

I'll be singing it instead of playing bass. I can do that sort of power play because I'm popular on the internet.

Fucking bump!

i'll be at this show, patiently waiting for rich to autograph my boner.

You won't have to wait for very long.

good

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I'm probably not going but gimmie a demo!

guess what photographer is probably going to be at this show.
the answer may surprise you.

So does that mean that we'll finally have pictures up on the board? yay (and I'm not being sarcastic as it might appear)

depends if you are ugly or not.

maybe I'll put on some blush for ya rev, I know Rich is going to be dolled up in woman's blood for punchin' em.

Any chance of us dirtbags borrowing equipment? My wagon is still in the shop. I might be able to get Rich to do his strip routine.

If by strip routine you mean commit suicide, then yes.

Apparently we're opening now.

You don't even deserve that.

"new yorks alright, if your a homosexual"

Gee, I thought we were cool with one another.

your from NJ, it just smells there.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII love, LIVIN IN THE CITY!

RichHorror said:

Go fuck yourself! Ha, ha, very funny dickhead.

I thought so.

What, you got something to say you racist with your "I hate niggers" shit in Providence.

Right back at you.

But... I didn't say anything.

Hey, everyone said you said "I hate midgets" but I find that hard to believe. Midgets, or dwarves as they like to be called, are very cool people and productive members of society.

hope some people show up, it'll be anarchy in the making, hopefully.

leaving for this in a few minutes

leaving now.

hopefully the door guy doesn't give me shit.

well, i would be going to this but aaron's not going home after the show..he's going to another show...so leaving now and coming home in over 12 hours...no thanks..not feeling that great

have fun everyone!

Take the US-3 / LOWELL CONNECTOR exit- EXIT 35C-B-A- toward NASHUA NH / BURLINGTON. 0.1 miles Map
10: Merge onto US-3 N via EXIT 35B on the LEFT toward NASHUA NH. 2.6 miles Map
11: Take the RT-4 exit- EXIT 32- toward N. CHELMSFORD / CHELMSFORD. 0.2 miles Map
12: Turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto DRUM HILL RD. 0.3 miles Map
13: Turn SHARP RIGHT onto PARKHURST RD. 0.2 miles Map
14: End at 67 Parkhurst Rd
Chelmsford, MA 01824-1518, US Map
Total Est. Time: 55 minutes Total Est. Distance: 52.25 miles

"what did you just poke" - carina
"whats on your mind" - aaron
"what directions did you just poke..er.. I mean post" - carina

and no, we weren't playing a game of:

It Will End In Pure Horror: so bat boy and the rest went bassless for this show. I haven't seen them without a bassist since rich stopped taking shots of terpentine. With no bass rich had no one but himself to injure. I tried to get some of the fight his head had with the mic, but what ever. Also, nice anomalous ass. They will be proud!
"Did you see me flipping of jesus? That was grim as fuck" was the quit of the night. at the end of their set, jeff sang and rich picked up the mic to sing bitches get stiches in which he rymed shit and return to the pit. Surprising the "shit" was not used in the contexted of talking it. Jeff made BGS into a blood for blood song.

shit_fuck: they sounded like DRI mixed with impaled. At one point, the singer, chris, spat outblood and got yelled at. Don't get it on the mic!
"blood straight from your mother's womb...in the words of Rich horror"
"i never said that in my life. I'm going to sue"
I don't remember my favorite 80's song having any line about dykes or loving houdinis in it. In the 80's I didn't even know what a dyke was... Since back then, you just said it was "aunty and her friend" or "the neighbor and her longtime room mate" so I don't think that song was my favorite from the 80's.
if there was any comment on their sound, I think that the bass needs distortion. I'm not big on distorted bass, but I think it would fill in a little more behind the guitar and give the non-trash sounding parts a dirtier sound to them.

sign of the goat: pure USBM. They came out in full black metal corpse paint with spiked gauntlets, capes, fog machines, symbols from the blair witch, a goblet full of blood, an axe, and bullets. It didn't matter the number of actual people in the room, they played like they were infront of a hundred screaming metalheads. they actually reminded me of marduk look wise (minus the bare chests) when marduk was good (before they forgot that panzer was their best CD). they "won" hands down.
"black metal is about intolerance, fuck the trend"
at the end of their set, they mentioned myspace. People in corpse paint taling about myspace is as funny as guys in business suits doing.. Um.. Well.. Anything.
CNV, if you read this, have them on your BM fest.

So we and sign of the goat "won". I thought we sounded like ass, but oh well. The guy who is running it is trying to get Venom to headline the fest, he's in talks with now.

Rich, I want you to come and do vocals at the fest if we decide to play that shit.

Oh and Rev, I'll buy a distortion pedal just cause you said so, and that I've always wanted one. The fact you said we sound like DRI mixed with Impaled makes me happy, cause those are 2 really big influences on us.

don't forget, I'm here to ruin things... my next target is thrash metal AND goremetal.

and the ruining continues on... dundundun

pictures are uploading

I mean.. dundundun

the_reverend said:

I bet this made Jeff cry for 18 hours straight.

no, your penis made him cry that long

My penis was the inspiration for "When Doves Cry".

SIGN OF THE GOAT is an embarassment to bm. Myspace black metal is for weak trend whores looking for friends and acceptence(i.e not fucking black metal). claiming to be bm terrorists and having nothing to show for it makes you so fucking fake. Go add some more fanpages of defunct bands you only have mp3's for. No wonder bands like darkthrone stopped wearing paint.

but.. but.. on myspace, they are friend with carpathian forest and infernum...

That's right. Certified kvltness right there.

I think you are a little misunderstood. Myspace is to promote your band dumbass. Hence what they are doing.

hahahaha myspace the death of black metal as we know it whatever happened to getting your shit out the old fashioned way like tape trading or flyering kids like s.o.t.g. would make quorthon roll over in his grave,being antichristian what an original gimmick, hail internet black metal!!!!

hail blackmetalelitest for having a fucking brain.

the_reverend said:

Good idea, hey look I commented on a Black Metal band, No I am not ill

some people are just pissed cause sotg isn't hardcore or metalcore