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New site? Maybe some day. 
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name the film/actor
"they defrocked him, cause he was queer" |
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rectum? Damn near killed him! |
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aids was a joke too...but nobody's laughing now |
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i want a mustache damnit i wanna look like burt reynolds. |
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Moran NLI said:
that came from the bible.
the part about faggots burning in hell. |
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Moran NLI said:
major league 2 |
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"hell I like you, I'd even let you come over and fuck my sister"
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hungtableed said: "hell I like you, I'd even let you come over and fuck my sister"
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Wow, that's a tough one. Thank you for your contributions. |
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hungtableed said: "hell I like you, I'd even let you come over and fuck my sister"
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TMNT2 - Secret of the ooze. |
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SacreligionNLI said: Moran NLI said:
major league 2 |
Part 1 dickhead. Jobu or Harris aren't part 2. |
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"hey i got a full house"
"thats good louis"
"must be my lucky day" |
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Terminator 2
"I make art, until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully-functioning, homicidal artist." |
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My god boy what have u done?
Why? Why?
You mean u killed them for messing with your hogs
Ah shit
Now we're in a heap of trouble
At least u made good clean cuts |
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A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." |
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soloman nli said: hungtableed said:"hell I like you, I'd even let you come over and fuck my sister"
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TMNT2 - Secret of the ooze. |
you're joking right? |
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hungtableed said: soloman nli said:hungtableed said:"hell I like you, I'd even let you come over and fuck my sister"
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TMNT2 - Secret of the ooze. |
you're joking right? |
Of course he's joking, you dolt. Everybody knows where that quote comes from. |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: hungtableed said:soloman nli said:hungtableed said:"hell I like you, I'd even let you come over and fuck my sister"
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TMNT2 - Secret of the ooze. |
you're joking right? |
Of course he's joking, you dolt. Everybody knows where that quote comes from. |
I don't. |
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I mean i know it didn't come from tmnt, but I don't know where it did come from. |
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you dolt
here's another classic:
"FINISH THE FUCKING STORY MAN!....
....What about the glands??" |
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You're great in the locker room, pal, and your reflexes might die hard, but you're weak when you put your spikes on. |
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Beaver McD said: Terminator 2
"I make art, until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully-functioning, homicidal artist." |
That is the Joker, my friend, from Batman (1989)!!
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"and his fucking cock is bigger than yours!" |
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Dead Alive!!!
This calls for divine intervention
I kick arss for the lord
HA HA!!! |
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Dead Alive
"What's the matter with my house? My house stink? THAT'S RIGHT! IT STINKS!" |
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BSV@school said: | "and his fucking cock is bigger than yours!" |
Raging Bull.
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Yuckel said: | A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." |
Heat
Oh my god I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!
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"Fuck this place man, I'm out of here!"
-Tito
Maybe I didn't get it EXACTLY right. |
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peasent 1- "They must be kings"
peasent 2- "How can you tell ?"
peasent 1- " They aint covered in shit" |
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monty python and the holy grail
"now you listen here Mr. Cheese...all you saw in here was three clowns sittin around eatin a big plate of beef. White, powdery, beef." |
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Beaver McD said: Dead Alive
"What's the matter with my house? My house stink? THAT'S RIGHT! IT STINKS!" |
A dog must have crawled under the house and died
LMAO!!!
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"do you see what happens larry? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!" |
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too easy...i'll let someone else try |
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davefromthegrave said: | I mean i know it didn't come from tmnt, but I don't know where it did come from. |
not the original TMNT, i meant the sequel Secet of the Ooze. |
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"What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough. " |
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Im bored out of my mind right now and cant think of any movie quotes |
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"Fuckin' A, biggest piece of meat in the cave. But I don't want to excite the lady though, not with her boyfriend around" |
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"Forties and Nines my favorite stoh" |
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scoracrasia said: | "Fuckin' A, biggest piece of meat in the cave. But I don't want to excite the lady though, not with her boyfriend around" |
This aint a godamn fieldtrip people
This is a fucking war!!!!!!!
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