Christian Anal Re-Tightening Foundation

We all try to live moral lives like the good people we are, but sometimes, temptation is too much. If you've been having violent episodes of homosexual lust, or simply cannot stop having sex with others of the same gender, you might benefit from anal re-tightening. This painless surgical procedure removes excess baggy flesh from the anal area, tightening the sphincter and reducing the urge to have it relentlessly pounded by cocks, fists, dildos and tongues. If you're not able to live a good moral sexual life, and find yourself having homosexual sex in your rectum, try anal re-tightening. With a little bit of science and God's help, we can cure you of the disease of homosexuality.

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