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New site? Maybe some day. 
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Our name now, Black Onyx, is fucking gay. We need a name that is different, something to fit us. Black Onyx, was thought up by the old bassist we had, and it was only because we had no name, and we had songs. No one is going to really care about me bitching about our name, but I wanted to mention it. We will be changing our name, hopefully sometime really soon. |
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black onyx is like huge giant? |
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are you taking suggestions? how about "puppy cock consumption" |
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I'll try and think up something, I have a ton of band names lying around that I've never used.
Scything (was going to be the name for Extinction Agenda but we changed it)
Entropium
Just a few to start. |
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That's why the name sucks. I personally never wanted this name, and I keep bringing up to everyone else how it sucks. Now they see it. |
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The bad thing about Black Onyx is of course there was the rap band Onyx, who were black... |
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everlasting magik filled mephistopheles |
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DrinkHardThrashHard said: | The bad thing about Black Onyx is of course there was the rap band Onyx, who were black... |
Black vagina finda!  |
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If I'm not mistaken. Onyx is also a black rock, which means, as I've told you before Nate, your current name means Black Black Rock. If i think of any names, i'll post them later. |
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That's why I have been bitching about our name. Everyone before was just excited to have a name. I thought, from the beginning, that it sucked. |
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DrinkHardThrashHard said: | The bad thing about Black Onyx is of course there was the rap band Onyx, who were black... |
exactly what i was thinking |
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Commie Colace and The Smashers |
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how about booger sammich? |
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...and then you will know us by the trail of as long as we're all living we're all the dyinglight day dies on ocrashells |
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no wait, they suck and that crew up there doesn't like them... I think is was the ZMD |
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popsicle sticks up a dog's butt |
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eggbert and the mud egg hatching extravaganza |
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aunt charlotte's chihuaha |
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The Splendiferous Zeppelin Escapades of Filliam H. Muffman |
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the_reverend said: | The Splendiferous Zeppelin Escapades of Filliam H. Muffman |
HAHAHAHAHA! |
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well at least now you have alot of names to not use, thanks to this board |
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I guess at least this thread will be fun for a while |
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before STFU there was nothing but doodlewanger |
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Joe/NotCommon said:
that one made me chortle |
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you should let castledoomerown name the band.
names he might come up with:
ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
feet rules!
poop sex orgy
chumby duren the onion horse naked in the swump |
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Dripping Moustache Models |
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fil feces and the baby rapers
milf
cunthair
big black cock
captain roofie and the date rapers
zombie paradise
i raped a cheerleader
anal rape my ass
philisophical fornication
are you an emo band? then try
when contradictions collide
asparagus
cab cutie died in
pink poodles
cry me a river
valentine's hero
xTUFFx HC band maybe?
xTUFFx
stab you
white belt stranglerz
pit ninja squad 2000
xCREWx
X-spinkick-X
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the_reverend said:
i love bela fleck :( |
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Xanax Induced Friendlessness |
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ok, how bout
"only hippie fags like bella fleck and you hate them when you accidentally bought one of their cds so it's either through the CD away of put on some stankass" |
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birthmark shaped like chester a. arthur on the bottom of my nard sack. |
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also know as
"oh, fbfayhtwyabotcsiett CD aoposs" |
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the harvard school glee club |
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I think there should be a 70's rock band called moustache brigade |
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Flash Lightning and Team Toaster |
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Mollusk and the Maze Creepers |
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zopilote machine
(cause it's such a great mountain goats CD) |
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Roller Coaster of Benadryl |
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the blacker dahlia murder |
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The Bottled Water Corporate Conspiracy |
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mighty max and the seizures |
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The Italian Incest Machine |
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The short hair of Lori Petty |
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how bout the theme of animals mix with words of elation?
fantastapotomus? |
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Li. Bickford and the hash smashers |
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to stay with aaron's theme, Excitaphant |
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Meteors Killed Dinosaurs and we're next
aka MKDAWN |
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Tuxedo Pants and The Machete Men |
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So many future bands will benefit from this thread |
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Castle and The Doomerowns |
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randomness from the generator:
Freezing Cataclysm on the Banks of the Euphrates
Homocidal Fist of the Lost Kingdom
Necromonic Children of Mankind
Heaven on the Altar of Humanity
Primeval Multi-Phallic Excrementor in Middle Earth
Satan in the shape of Satan
Indulging in the Maniacal Epoch
Mythical Cannibal MoonLight
Megatrends In Quest For Satan
Six Degrees Of the Polar Instincts in Worship of Ramses
Hysteric Bile within the Center of the Earth
Inverted Pagan Frankenstein
Awoken Voltaic Proclomation of the Dark and Light
Fetus in Middle Earth
Embracing the Egyptian Stench
Seraphim From A Bleeding Heart
Mythical Beastial Pregnancy
Eternal Morbid Christ of the Empire
Abhorrent Wargod
Sansphoric Dragon on the backs of Bitch Goddess
Fisting the Blood Soaked Heccubus into Battle
Defunct Neurotic Carcass of Inhumanity
Heralding Choronzonic Abortion guarded by Dogs
Bastardized by the Nun-Muncher Of the Weakening |
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of mice and motherfuckers |
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nun-muncher works by itself! |
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WE ARE THE FINAL DIMENSION
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sometimes i make in my pants |
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Monster and the Night Boys |
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Blue Hue and the Roofie Rockers |
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The Apathetic Curious Boys |
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hahahhahhahah
the song generator gave me:
diseased rape
there's a good one for ya. |
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Cancer and the marlboro men |
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as long as we're all smoking we're all getting cancer |
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Prescription Party Favors |
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I am off to work, keep this thread at the top and I will post some more tonight. |
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Chilly Willy & The Funky Frost-Tones |
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i read an article about nickelback (revolver was next to the shitter) and they said one of the guys worked at a gas station and always asked people if they wanted their nickel back. thus the gay name. |
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Im pretty sure I just won with that name. |
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human bone huffy vs. mongoose bicycle sciences industries |
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poor kids wear sweatpants to school |
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we're not gothic we're non conformists. |
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i cut her head, now i have to lay in it |
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How about Chlorloform the Bitch?? LOL!!! |
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From Revs name creator:
Metamorphic Convent of Christ
Malevolent Jackhammer
Baby Genitals
Cock in Pain
whilst carried by Slaves
Acts to Continue the Cum Soaked
Crafted Murderous Dragon
Skinny Narcotic
Lizzy Borden upon the Bloody Altar of Humanity
Slayer
Children towards the Apocalypse
Scathing Cancer
Necropsy
Corpulent Anubis
Dissection of the Heart
Masochistic Skeleton of the Pit
Fatalistic
Massive Medieval Midian
Necropalic Dragon
Forbidden Cemetary
Betrayed
Formula
Venom of Christ
Heaven Of the Light's Bane |
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Joe/NotCommon said:
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!
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Piledriving Betty
Jizzbath
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I've always been a fan of LOADRAG. |
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cum on her face
holding the flesh rod
penetrated putrescence
my emo-asshole widens
i cried on her shoulder and she called me a pussy |
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testicles are teh besticles |
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the incontinent world of doctor isaidno. |
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Stagnant Fart of Infinite Asphyxiation |
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Joe/NotCommon said:
hahahaha |
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keep black onyx that is one sick fucking name. |
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one way in two ways out is tyhe best so far |
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Stereeophonic Message of Peace |
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What has two boobs and a dick? |
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Mainframe Pete and Computeroids |
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Number 5 and the Alphabet Band |
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Rusty Riggots and Pipe Clan |
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Capicola The Vegetable Haters |
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Stigmata Can't Cure Sadness |
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Sewer Cover the dog killer |
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super johnny dupe and the shoe city shitbags!!
for extra punch you could use"super johnny dupe and the revenge of the shoe city shitbags" |
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milling drilling and tapping attorneys at law
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Dick Cheney's Heart Attack |
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the joe christiani experience |
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Shit, is this the longest thread ever already? |
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So far I like The Creampie Lads, and Laci and The Petersons. |
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I think both of those suggestions were mine! SCORE! |
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Where's My Fucking Dinner & The Cuntpunch Kids |
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Fierce Encounter with a plastic bag |
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Second Chance for a Suicide |
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Piere and the French Foreign Legion |
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So far, I've liked a good portion of Joe/NotCommon's names, and the reverend's names. |
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you liked then?
I can fix that: cuntguzzling nun |
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I got it!
sodomy train.
your first album?
"everyone hop on the," |
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Liked meaning, enojyed looking at them and laughing. Not like meaning we are going to use them. Although, Sodomy Train does sound catchy. |
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I say you just replace the word onyx with what it means, and continue by calling yourself black black rock. either that or go with wretched reproduction |
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mr. aborted fetus cheerios, that's a joke. like 99.999% (five 9's? that's a magic number) of this thread. |
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black onyx is an extremely gay name |
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on a positive note, they are a surprisingly good local band. |
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yeah, cant wait til tomorrow to play with them again. yes that was supposed to come off as gay. |
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The Coroner's surfboard mishap |
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Blue Tuba Man and The Skunks |
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High Water Willy and The Katrinas |
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Ancient Indian Woogabooga |
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Misogynistic Cardboard Cutout |
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Football For the Manly Men |
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Checking Account Disaster |
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The Mysterious Ways of Phil Spectre |
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Alright I am off to work, will post some more tonight. |
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the_reverend said: | on a positive note, they are a surprisingly good local band. |
My cousin is in this band. I liked what I heard, but definitely needs a bassist. |
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joe some how worked in "Woogabooga"
damn. |
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pontius pilate and the nail driving 5 |
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knuckles of powerful punching.
if someone has that name already,
knuckles of powerful punching (+2 vs rocking) |
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RichHorror said: | Where's My Fucking Dinner & The Cuntpunch Kids |
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So, we were thinking about names and such, and we thought of Charybdis. Some people are going to know what that is from greek mythology, and The Odyssey. Just hoping to hear some opinions. |
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It's pretty good, even better if you can abstract the meaning into some of your lyrics. |
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really sick name from the generator: On the Bloody Carcass of Zeus |
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dreadkill said: you should let castledoomerown name the band.
names he might come up with:
ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
feet rules!
poop sex orgy
chumby duren the onion horse naked in the swump |
haha
how about this one:
And his poop was a dark grey color |
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aborted_fetus_crunch said: | So, we were thinking about names and such, and we thought of Charybdis. Some people are going to know what that is from greek mythology, and The Odyssey. Just hoping to hear some opinions. |
that was the maelstrom, right? |
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Yes. In the Strait of Messina, across from Scylla. |
 
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