how do you get them out?

shoot them. that's what glen benton did at least.

use a pellet gun.

Sexually mutilate one of them and leave it up there. It will be a lesson for the others.

they are actually all in the walls.
and I don't want them to die in there cause that would smell

starve em. or just put a have a heart trap up there, my your father has one? i know my father has at least 3 of them.

lure them into traps?

or if you can find where they are coming in, you can put a trap outside of that and then seal it off with chickenwire or something that's not wood.

If you trap them don't you have to release them in a wooded area?

napalm.

the_reverend said:

Go in after them.

get a cat

Squirrel Soup

all us new englanders and no solution? for shame...

we have a cat and i suggested to aaron to put er in tere with them..but she can be a real pussy sometimes

i said to put poison in the area but then aaron said they'll die wo knows where and it will stink in our place

he said we need an exterminator...so i guess that's his solution

actually what I said was to get a haveaheat trap

I just went through this about a month ago. I shot em. I shot every squirrel that I saw outside my house until the noise stopped. I tried the have-a-heart trap, but they were just too smart for it. If you can find out where they are getting into the house you can build a one way door type of thing for them to leave, but never return. You can borrow my pellet gun. 900 fps.

i have pneumonia. fuck you.

pisscup said:

explain the one way door thing.

Leave them alone! And then plant a tree. Today.

Okay, so that was terrible, but so was Carina's pun.

ICBM?

the_reverend said:
get a cat. I got a cat that brings home at least one carcass a day, usually comepletely gutted too.

we had squirrels. they were nibbling on our food, so i set rat traps. early on most of them were trickey and could get the bait without getting hurt. finally, i started fastening the bait to the trap trigger. i woke up one morning to find a big grey squirrel with its head smashed in. once the trap released, it thrashed around and bled all over my kitchen counter.
I made my lunch on that counter this morning, and almost every day I am reminded of that poor bastard.

so, if you are going to set rat traps for squirrels, set them up in an area where you know there is squirrel traffic and where you can spray it down with a hose and delouse...

hungtableed said:

your cat brings Carcass home?

breed this cat, I wouldn't mind Carcass stopping by every day...

</bad joke>

Leave them alone and write a hit song called "Squirrels in the Attic".

ok, I don't eat meat cause I lived on a farm and one day decided that I could kill animals myself anymore so i should get to eat the meat. do you really think I'm going to kill the squirrels? I've got to capture them and bring them to tom's house or something.

http://myspace.com/circusofdeadsquirrels