... when you pick your boxer shorts off the floor and rice falls out?

its time to do your laundry when you go to pick it up and it growls at you

rice?

he moonlights as Dr Frankenfurter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

pam said:

i would actually pay to see this

Everyone has his price.

i got two bucks and jar of pennies around here

Sold.

RichHorror said:


I slept at this person's house once and in the morning I went to take a shit. I was sitting there squeezing one out and trying to rub the sleep out of my eyes when I noticed that the floor seemed to be crawling. When I was able to focus what I saw appeared to be maggots crawling on the floor. I was like "whoa, what kind of crazy drugs did I do last night"? I closed my eyes and tried to shake the hallucination off, but when I opened them the maggots were still there. Apparently if you leave a pile of dirty laundry on your bathroom floor during the summer maggots will grow out of it.

Is this the rice you're talking about?

Was it cooked rice?, Maybe you were saving it for later

No, it seemed to be actual rice. The only thing with insects I've ever experienced was with wolf spiders.

RichHorror said:

A) Spiders aren't insects Rich.

B) Wolf spiders are the scariest things on the fucking planet, those things are fucking massive.

RESPECT YOUR ELDERS

was this rice of the pork fried persuasion?

I don't know, I didn't think to interrogate it. It looked more or less like regular white rice.

sorry massa', I dance for ya.

RichHorror said:


Did you at least taste it???

No. It happened, I thought about it as I put my boxers on, then it was gone. I never even got to say goodbye. :(

RichHorror said:

I think its time to stop getting oral sex from nauseous gooks.

Don't you tell me how to live!

RichHorror said:

nah, that just means you're part mexican.

CLASSIC