no contest. CHUCK NORRIS.

If Will is not exhausted from beating up the entire country of Poland, it might be a good brawl though.

Blue said:

http://dschinghischuck.ytmnd.com/

obviously chuck norris, even if will brings his gun.

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NO WAY
RAHMER WILL WIN
CHUCK BETTER LIKE THE TASTE OF DICK
MUCH AS A DIFFERENT CHUCK
SCHULDINER
DID

BLACK POWER 88

Let's not forget, in his prime, Bruce Lee considered Chuck Norris the greatest martial artist in the world. This is not a joke.

He's older now, granted, but I'd be willing to bet he could not only defeat Will, but kill him in a single strike.

get real all of you fucking retards... will rahmer would kick norris' ass.

im so glad ive never read any of those chuck norris facts.

Chuck Norris sent me a letter telling me that he fucked all the girls I fantasize about.

He would destroy Will Rahmer.

Should I mention again that Chuck and I were both born on March 10th?

I'd hired Dwyer to be the referee, get all dressed up in the stripes, then get knocked the fuck out with a steel chair. Whadda say John, 50 bucks, free drinks, maybe a hooker too.

you must become water, my friend

BornSoVile said:

You wish, like you could even afford me.

"I'd hired Dwyer" - it almost rhymes.
Say it fast 3 times...

"I'd hired Dwyer".

How much do you need? Let's make this happen.

$666.00, of course.

Okay, just put your table right in front of the ring. Speaking of which how bout for an even grand, you take a powerbomb through your distro?? We need all the action out of this we can get.

I want Joe Notcommon pulling a Jimmy Hart with Chuck Norris too.

I PUT $4.50 ON RAHMER
NORRIS IS GOING DOWN
FUCKING LIBERAL

I wanna say Chuck would kick Will's ass,But I hear Will is pretty mean with a pocket knife these days..hah

fucking Chuck Norris

I could kick BOTH of their asses with my CAHK!!!!!

Obviously thats a filthy lie. I would no longer be recognizable as a human after "fighting" will rahmer and as far as chuck goes Id just shoot him to buy me more time to run after he catches the bullets with his teeth.

It was once said that Will Rahmer kicked chuck Norris's ass, this was actually a ploy made up by Chcuk Norris to lure more assholes in. Assholes never were to smart!

House By The Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Dismemberment
Hacked Up For Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Apocalypse
Domain of Chuck Norris
Darkest Day of Chuck Norris
Reanimated Dead Chuck Norris

there would be no stopping a zombie chuck norris

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history

but def chuck norris would win

He's 66... im gonna buy a total gym now

Yeti said:

Eaten alive by chuck norris' maggots
Drilling for chuck norris' brains

Chuck Norris is a better fighter than Will Rahmer, and a better musician too.
Why do people take Will Rahmer seriously?
He's 38, has no job and lives with his parents.

I thought Will was a flower delivery guy.

there is no more discussion to be had on this topic

there can be only one!

In your face Edmund.
You better take Will seriusly now that you know he's (almost) gainfully employed.