nikki is better looking, but she's still no prizewinner. it's kind of like trying to decide if you want someone to cut your dick off with a laser or hedgeclippers. you wouldn't want either, but one might be less painful.
post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 19,2005 12:21pm
the laser might cauterize the wound
hedgeclippers are rusty too...maybe even dull to the point where you'd have to saw through the sinew
post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 19,2005 12:21pm
i don't know where the hell that train of thought was going but i'm sure glad that i jumped off in time
They both would be hot if they were locked in my basement pleading, crying and bleeding. Other than that, meh.
post by DestroyYouAlot NLI at Dec 19,2005 12:38pm
I finally screened the 1st Paris sex tape - she looks so unimpressed with the idea of actually doing anything with the dude, I think she's under the impression that he should just be happy that she's holding still for it. Three thumbs down for doing it with someone who thinks they're doing you a favor.
yeah and she didnt want to get on top to ride him. what a fucking cunt. i hope someday i get famous solely for the purpose of walking up to Paris Hilton and hitting her in the face with a shovel
post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 19,2005 12:46pm
id do it with a bacon cheeseburger grinder
post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 19,2005 12:47pm
wait...that's terrible
i'd hit her in the face with a bacon cheeseburger grinder
those girls have the same kind of appeal as a trailer park slut who you only go and fuck when you're really drunk and then pretend it didn't happen afterwards. they're living proof that you can have all the money in the fucking world and still be a tasteless slob.
who's hotter? the answer is, a pile of shit. a pile of shit is hotter.