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returntothepit >> discuss >> Whos hotter Nikki or Paris Hilton? by anonymous on Dec 19,2005 12:01pm
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toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 19,2005 12:01pm
I think Nikki is



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 19,2005 12:03pm
i think they should be shot to death while you watch and are then subjected to the same fate



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 19,2005 12:03pm
You didnt answer the question



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 19,2005 12:05pm
hmm who's hotter

i'd say they're the same because they burn at the same temperature



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Dec 19,2005 12:05pm
nikki, paris is an emaciated whore



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 19,2005 12:07pm
what Sac said.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 19,2005 12:20pm
nikki is better looking, but she's still no prizewinner. it's kind of like trying to decide if you want someone to cut your dick off with a laser or hedgeclippers. you wouldn't want either, but one might be less painful.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 19,2005 12:21pm
the laser might cauterize the wound

hedgeclippers are rusty too...maybe even dull to the point where you'd have to saw through the sinew



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 19,2005 12:21pm
i don't know where the hell that train of thought was going but i'm sure glad that i jumped off in time



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 19,2005 12:23pm
I wouldnt touch either of them.

less i was gettin a hell of a paycheck



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 19,2005 12:32pm
i don't want to catch GRID from those whores.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 19,2005 12:33pm
They both would be hot if they were locked in my basement pleading, crying and bleeding. Other than that, meh.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot NLI at Dec 19,2005 12:38pm
I finally screened the 1st Paris sex tape - she looks so unimpressed with the idea of actually doing anything with the dude, I think she's under the impression that he should just be happy that she's holding still for it. Three thumbs down for doing it with someone who thinks they're doing you a favor.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 19,2005 12:45pm
yeah and she didnt want to get on top to ride him. what a fucking cunt. i hope someday i get famous solely for the purpose of walking up to Paris Hilton and hitting her in the face with a shovel



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 19,2005 12:46pm
id do it with a bacon cheeseburger grinder



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 19,2005 12:47pm
wait...that's terrible

i'd hit her in the face with a bacon cheeseburger grinder



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Dec 19,2005 12:58pm
neither of them are hot, they're both a couple of spoiled cunts who somehow got famous for doing nothing.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 19,2005 12:59pm
Yah the Paris Hilton sex tape is LAME.Id rather see Nikki getting a cock rammed in her sweet pussy.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 19,2005 1:00pm
it's probably sour



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 19,2005 1:02pm
yeah i bet her vagina smells like a morgue



toggletoggle post by dftg at Dec 19,2005 2:39pm
those girls have the same kind of appeal as a trailer park slut who you only go and fuck when you're really drunk and then pretend it didn't happen afterwards. they're living proof that you can have all the money in the fucking world and still be a tasteless slob.

who's hotter? the answer is, a pile of shit. a pile of shit is hotter.



toggletoggle post by dftg at Dec 19,2005 2:39pm
dreadkill said:
i don't want to catch GRID from those whores.


WTF is GRID?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 19,2005 2:46pm
GRID is the old name for AIDS. gay related immuno-deficiency disease.



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