my custom guitar will have a compartment for water balloons on it, so if we ever get close to getting signed I'll throw it at the reps. and completely foil our chances
wait what am I talking about, who would actually sign an instrument band who at every show we play people go "that was awesome but you guys need a singer"
ppppppptttttttthhhhhhhhto everyone
post by Go Go... at Dec 14,2005 1:59pm
I think I saw that thing on the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers back in the day. A giant pig head with a helmet on puked that thing outta its mouth.
post by mark fucking richards at Dec 14,2005 3:02pm
that is the ugliest guitar ever made in the history of mankind.
id be affraid to play a guitar like that, like a feather would break off, and it would be worthless
post by DestroyYouAlot NLI at Dec 14,2005 3:45pm
I'm gonna get them to make me one where giant hentai rape tentacles shoot out whenever I play an "F" chord.
post by DOM at Dec 14,2005 4:57pm
One time ESP made this wicked sweet sick awesome guitar for the dude from Metallica! It had like, that diamond-plate texture all over it! Dude it was the sickest.
post by DOM at Dec 14,2005 4:57pm
Sorry, (sic)est.
post by ryanfromhbbsi at Dec 15,2005 12:11am
i want to make a guitar or bass that doubles as a working chainsaw so i can do chainsaw solos
