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New site? Maybe some day.
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weirdo...
and you thought the pics i showed you were perverted.. |
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"Oh, baby! Set it to harder! Set it to faster!" |
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you could get your taxes done in achair like that |
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whoah, now that is a blatent over use of technology if I've even one |
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god, that looks romantic....imagine taking a new girl home, you have a nice romantic evening together, later you both start getting in the mood:
girl: "i want you baby. do me now!"
man: "well then, why not come on over to my sex chair; there are many positions to choose from, and look! there's a control right here so you can adjust the movement to suit your needs. would you like me to run through the instruction manual with you?"
girl: "ah, actually, i should probably get going; it's late and i need to uh....floss my teeth. you have a good night now!" *hurries home to have a more intimate moment with a glow in the dark 10" dildo and a vibrating butt plug*
the man is left alone to try to relieve himself over a 6 second internet video clip of a teenage girl pretending to enjoy being anally destroyed by two giant black men. |
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Ryan_M said:
girl: "ah, actually, i should probably get going; it's late and i need to uh....floss my teeth. you have a good night now!" *hurries home to have a more intimate moment with a glow in the dark 10" dildo and a vibrating butt plug*
the man is left alone to try to relieve himself over a 6 second internet video clip of a teenage girl pretending to enjoy being anally destroyed by two giant black men. |
It helps if you put it on "repeat". |
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note: that chair would probably make me naucious.. |
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I hope it's got scotch gaurd and comes with a good warrenty. |
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DestroyYouAlot said: It helps if you put it on "repeat". |
yeah, i figured people would take that as a given though, because, um...well, i've been there! i won't jerk off to any clip under 15 seconds! |
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