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returntothepit >> discuss >> Being Jewish is AWESOME by litacore on Nov 23,2005 4:28pm
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toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 23,2005 4:28pm
I'm pissed that I'm only half-Jewish on my father's side. Mind you, I wouldn't want to be ORTHODOX, and plus I don't even observe, and anyone who talks with me would know I'm pretty much agnostic at this point, but I'm talking ethnicity here.

now here's what I don't understand about anti-semitism is any form:
err... why? what logic is there to the hatred? I'm just curious. Surprise me.

to anyone who thinks Jews (particularly SECULAR) suck: TWO WORDS--

John Zorn.

he's the 20th/21st Century Golem! and KICKS ASS!




toggletoggle post by coldnorthernvengeance  at Nov 23,2005 4:32pm
Secular jews are fine by me... Anton Szandor Lavey being my favorite...



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Nov 23,2005 4:33pm
its all true, john zorn is a freaky lil puppy



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 23,2005 4:35pm
my best friend is a jewberg



toggletoggle post by coldnorthernvengeance  at Nov 23,2005 4:49pm
It is the Zionist jews that cause all the anti semetic attitudes



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 23,2005 5:01pm
I still have yet to bang a hot jewish girl.
I need to change that soon.
:Makes a note::



toggletoggle post by Hooker nli at Nov 23,2005 5:03pm
i've nailed a full on jew broad.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 23,2005 5:10pm
Larissa=awesome



toggletoggle post by ryanfromhbbsi still isnt fucking logged in at Nov 23,2005 5:23pm
jewish chicks are either really hot or horseface. ive never seen an in-between so-so jewchick



toggletoggle post by babyshakedoesnt feel like loggin in at Nov 23,2005 6:01pm
my girl freind is jewish and let me tell you its a great time in the sack haha



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 23,2005 6:03pm edited Nov 23,2005 6:03pm
babyshakedoesnt feel like loggin in said:
my girl freind is jewish and let me tell you its a great time in the sack haha


until you marry her, as the punchline to the old joke goes.



toggletoggle post by babyshakedoesnt feel like loggin in at Nov 23,2005 6:06pm
hahah true



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 23,2005 8:05pm
Hooker nli said:
i've nailed a full on jew broad.


My boy Pontius Pilate was all about nailin' the jews... ZING!

I used to work with this hot-ass Israeli girl. Huge boobies.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Nov 23,2005 8:07pm
that Sara Silverman or whatever, the comedian, she's fucking hot



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Nov 23,2005 8:08pm
oh btw my mom is jewish and thusly I am considered Jewish by some weird Jewish law. And we had to do prayers and stuff til I was like 7 or 8.

my mom's side is all Jewish, my dad's side ain't the list bit jewish.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 23,2005 8:51pm
I wish I were jewish..
then I could get some of that sweet sweet mana and some land in the gaza strip.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Nov 23,2005 8:54pm
half jewish eh?


Is that something like being half catholic?



toggletoggle post by ryanfromhbbsi still isnt fucking logged in at Nov 23,2005 8:56pm
dude, gaza is arab land now. im glad im just stupid white goyim. i dont have crazy allergies to things like glutin



toggletoggle post by ryanfromhbbsi still isnt fucking logged in at Nov 23,2005 8:56pm
niccolai said:
half jewish eh?


Is that something like being half catholic?



yeah, only when you're half catholic you only get raped in the ass half as much as a young boy



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 23,2005 9:00pm
yeah, I know that the gaza strip is arab THIS minute...
sharon is out and that place will be reclaimed within 50 years.
probably taken back with our planes too.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Nov 23,2005 9:10pm
ryanfromhbbsi still isnt fucking logged in said:
niccolai said:
half jewish eh?


Is that something like being half catholic?



yeah, only when you're half catholic you only get raped in the ass half as much as a young boy


I don't believe that for a second. I wasn't catholic at all and I got raped in the ass WAYYY more times than those whiney bitches on TV.



toggletoggle post by Anonymousity at Nov 23,2005 9:50pm
Jews are more than just religion, you know....



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 23,2005 10:00pm
that's what I meant

:o)



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 23,2005 10:04pm
half-jewish meaning: my mom's Episcopalian, and APPARENTLY my dad converted to Christianity right before he died of LUEKEMIA in '76 (I hope it isn't true--I mean c'mon, being Jewish is sooooooooo BADASS--you're in the face of all this opposition and yet you're standing your ground, albleit in the case of Israel, with NUKES)



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 23,2005 10:08pm edited Nov 23,2005 10:12pm
fuckin' SHIT, I'm disappointed

TELL ME

WHAT LOGIC IS THERE TO ANTI-SEMITISM? and don't get all political on me, that's so weak. Think for yourself:

what exactly is the logic to taregting the Jewish RACE?
quote Nazi/Wagnerian/Nordic platitudes IF YOU MUST (as if I haven't heard it all before--NEWS FLASH: you worship a gayballs who had only ONE TESTICLE)

(this isn't meant to target any one individual BTW, I've been working this inquiry in my head FOR MONTHS and am now JUUUUUUUUST inebriated enough to want to provoke the discussion in a public forum)

Come on, folks, lose the bedroom humor--get serious--WHAT. IS. THE. LOGIC.



toggletoggle post by Anonymousity at Nov 23,2005 10:10pm
I am not jewish, by blood or religion, but i do know most jews are agnostic/not religious today, and that majorally they hold a strong tie to their ethnic roots, which i believe is Asian, Middle Eastern, and in the case of "Ashkenazi", eastern euro blood.... Correct me if im wrong. The original Jew, the Kazhar, was from far east asia.
Im guessing mighty european descended from the caucus of Early Egypt.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Nov 23,2005 10:13pm
Anonymousity said:
most jews are agnostic/not religious today


wouldn't that make them... uhhh.... Not Jewish?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 23,2005 10:15pm
see? > THANK YOU!
that's what I mean!
SERIOUS DISCUSSION, I expect footnotes and bibliography to what will HOPEFULLY be the Neverending Thread of Death, MARK TWO



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 23,2005 10:17pm
niccolai said:
Anonymousity said:
most jews are agnostic/not religious today


wouldn't that make them... uhhh.... Not Jewish?


I mean ethnicity, duder!
the Nazi pogrom didn't give a blue fuck whether you were observant or not.
Jew blood? Oven for you.



toggletoggle post by Anonymousity at Nov 23,2005 10:18pm
No, most rabbis put race before religion. The Talmud, their main religious book is very "Secular" in the fact that its all laws on how jews can better themselves. I think white people could benifiet from this too.
Race wise? I guess im baffled on why they are targeted. They are ridiculed from what they DO. But hey, survival of the fittest!



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Nov 23,2005 10:27pm
I guess I see the jewish religion as.... a religion.


More so than I see it as a bloodline heritage.



toggletoggle post by Anonymousity at Nov 23,2005 10:43pm
It is blood, Kabala is a life tree, just like the mighty Yggdrasil is the Caucus life tree. See? Kabala Blood tree for Jews and their views (religion), Yggdrasil Blood tree for Whites and their views (religion). Both religions are centered around blood, the blood is the religion, with no "god in the sky" needed.
People targetting jews by blood.... why would they do this? This is my only guess, and most will think it far fetched: Germans thought their blood was well preserved. They wanted to see what they could create by breeding continuously with similair DNA strands, and eventually evolve, creating more advanced science with a preserved gene. Jews promote race mixing to otherraces, and sometimes heavily amongst themselves, so, The Germans didnt want themselves mingling between the jew and other races. Jews were powerful with public opinions. So, they were to be deported. Im not sure what the deal was in far past history. Back then, it was probably stupid religious debate.



toggletoggle post by coldnorthernvengeance  at Nov 23,2005 10:48pm
litacore said:
half-jewish meaning: my mom's Episcopalian, and APPARENTLY my dad converted to Christianity right before he died of LUEKEMIA in '76 (I hope it isn't true--I mean c'mon, being Jewish is sooooooooo BADASS--you're in the face of all this opposition and yet you're standing your ground, albleit in the case of Israel, with NUKES)


Haha, more like America is standing Israels ground with nukes. Why the USA funds them with billions and provides them with military aid is beyond me... I know it has something to do with the biggest fucking sham ever concieved and it is called Christ...





toggletoggle post by Todd NLI at Nov 23,2005 10:52pm
My Stepdad is Jewish, I always play that "lonley jew on christmas",Song from Southpark, for him christmas morning....Everyone in the family cracks up laughing,except him,hehe



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 23,2005 11:03pm
Lita, people that do that are dumb. Period.
The need to ask why people are bigots goes back to politics, religion and basis human nature.
Nothing new by any means nor will it be changing any time soon.

Now back to the original matters at hand......
Bangin a hot jew broad.
Anyone knows one that digs evil Irish Catholic boys to piss of their parents, let me know.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 23,2005 11:18pm
sorry larissa, you are not a jew, like I'm not a jew.
my great grandfather was (mostlikely cause they don't really know) a czech jew that was adopted in to a protestant american house.
so it when from him to my grandmother to my mother to me.
I think the lady he married was a protestant to, probably.
since she was not jewish ( you are only truly jewish if you get it from your mom's side) and you father was not your mother,
you arent jewish at all.
neither am i.
though a nice settlement in 2024 in the gaza strip would have been sweet. much like our souls taking that subway ride back to the homeland when the messiah comes.

and sorry dankill, they would be getting married to a nice jewish boy so their dad will still buy then a convertible.



toggletoggle post by ryanfromhbbsi still isnt fucking logged in at Nov 23,2005 11:45pm
nicky cigs and litacore should breed me an accountant and a lawyer so i can get out of duis when im old



toggletoggle post by rigor penis at Nov 24,2005 1:00am
being a jew wasn't that cool in gemany and poland around say 1941-1944. a lot of them got a nice cool gas shower



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 24,2005 1:01am
mm.... smells like apple blossom!



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Nov 24,2005 1:11am
I think the diaspora and the fact that Jews have been, for the most part, a "foreign" entity in their various places of residence for 2500+ years, has been a root cause of anti-Semitism. Additionally, the fact that the Jewish religion is based on ethnicity/tribalism certainly helped to cement Jews' position as outsiders amongst the varying ethnic groups around whom they settled.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 24,2005 1:13am
all this jew talk, where is joenc? oh.. I he's observing the sabbath, I forgot.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 24,2005 1:17am
I <3 RITUAL BABY DICK MUTILATION

- JESUS



toggletoggle post by old school at Nov 24,2005 1:23am



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Nov 24,2005 1:30am
As for my thoughts on American Jewish culture, it's produced a lot of the greatest comedic minds of the past few generations, so I'm quite thankful for that.



toggletoggle post by Realism at Nov 24,2005 1:33am
BestialOnslaught said:
As for my thoughts on American Jewish culture, it's produced a lot of the greatest comedic minds of the past few generations, so I'm quite thankful for that.


It has also produced some of the biggest douche bags of all time

I know why jews are so hated! It is because they benefit themselves @ the expense of a host nation. They have been kicked out of virtually every country they have set foot in



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 24,2005 1:45am
yeah, like canada.
then they come here and write sitcoms about nothing.
what is the deal with that?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 24,2005 5:44am
the_reverend said:
sorry larissa, you are not a jew, like I'm not a jew.


aww, FUCK! I wanna be.

SHOULD I convert, just to be badasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 24,2005 10:23am
even if you converted, you could not be a real citizens of isreal.



toggletoggle post by hungta‘bleed at Nov 24,2005 11:38am
Hooker nli said:
i've nailed a full on jew broad.

me too man. she statatory raped me




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 24,2005 11:49am
the_reverend said:
yeah, like canada.
then they come here and write sitcoms about nothing.
what is the deal with that?


hahaha, good one.



toggletoggle post by hungta‘bleed at Nov 24,2005 11:58am
coldnorthernvengeance said:

Why the USA funds them with billions and provides them with military aid is beyond me... I know it has something to do with the biggest fucking sham ever concieved and it is called Christ...

Jews were there first. The Muslims came in and destroyed the temple and built a fucking mosque right on top of the rubble. Britans, as a matter of fact, occupied Palestine for a considerable longer period that that of the Israeli "occupation". The Palestinians were not nearly as hostile towards the British occupation than they are the Jews. The Muslims are just so intolerant towards anyone who isn't a Muslim. This shit is straight from Mooooooslim "holy book"
"O YOU WHO BELIEVE! DO NOT TAKE THE JEWS AND THE CHRISTIANS FOR FRIENDS; THEY ARE FRIENDS OF EACH OTHER; AND WHOEVER AMONGST YOU TAKES THEM FOR A FRIEND, THEN SURELY HE IS ONE OF THEM; SURELY ALLAH DOES NOT GUIDE THE UNJUST PEOPLE." (5:51)

“Surely the vilest of animals in Allah's sight are those who disbelieve” (8:55)

We're talking about little Hitlers in headscarfs, nothing less.....



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 24,2005 12:22pm
Yeah, you're right about that Rev. I'll just have to tide them over til that day.
ZING!



toggletoggle post by coldnorthernvengeance  at Nov 24,2005 2:36pm
hungta‘bleed said:
coldnorthernvengeance said:

Why the USA funds them with billions and provides them with military aid is beyond me... I know it has something to do with the biggest fucking sham ever concieved and it is called Christ...

Jews were there first. The Muslims came in and destroyed the temple and built a fucking mosque right on top of the rubble. Britans, as a matter of fact, occupied Palestine for a considerable longer period that that of the Israeli "occupation". The Palestinians were not nearly as hostile towards the British occupation than they are the Jews. The Muslims are just so intolerant towards anyone who isn't a Muslim. This shit is straight from Mooooooslim "holy book"
"O YOU WHO BELIEVE! DO NOT TAKE THE JEWS AND THE CHRISTIANS FOR FRIENDS; THEY ARE FRIENDS OF EACH OTHER; AND WHOEVER AMONGST YOU TAKES THEM FOR A FRIEND, THEN SURELY HE IS ONE OF THEM; SURELY ALLAH DOES NOT GUIDE THE UNJUST PEOPLE." (5:51)

“Surely the vilest of animals in Allah's sight are those who disbelieve” (8:55)

We're talking about little Hitlers in headscarfs, nothing less.....


I cannot stress enough how followers of all three middle eastern shit faiths should be impaled up the asshole and through the mouth Vlad Tepes style and hung out to laugh at.....

Fuck Allah
Fuck Christ
and Fuck the jew mesiah

Nuke em high
Nuke em low
The middle east has got to go......



toggletoggle post by ministry at Nov 24,2005 2:44pm
Fuck,Fuck,Fuck,Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck the Jews, Fuck The Hindus, Fuck Jesus, Fuck Mary, Fuck Geore Bush, Fuck Tipper Gore...



toggletoggle post by coldnorthernvengeance  at Nov 24,2005 2:47pm
Another fun little bit tid bit about the jews... When they make meat Kosher they actually torture the cow by hanging it upside down and slice its stomach so it prolongs the suffering......



toggletoggle post by WarmSouthernHospitality at Nov 24,2005 3:44pm




toggletoggle post by Anonymousity at Nov 24,2005 7:02pm
Jews and muslims have the same ancient ancestors "Hungta Bleed". They might as well be called "Sephardim". Little Hitlers? Then Jews Must be Huge Hitlers, cuz Israel uses the same laws of migration settlement that Hitler used in the third Reich. Fag.

You have to be a blood jew to be able to live in occupied parts. This is what Europe needs: Segragation!!! But no, thats racist (unless little israel concludes its okay...)



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Nov 24,2005 7:30pm
without a doubt, red headed jewish girls are the best.



toggletoggle post by rigor penis at Nov 24,2005 7:49pm
Realism said:
BestialOnslaught said:
As for my thoughts on American Jewish culture, it's produced a lot of the greatest comedic minds of the past few generations, so I'm quite thankful for that.


It has also produced some of the biggest douche bags of all time

I know why jews are so hated! It is because they benefit themselves @ the expense of a host nation. They have been kicked out of virtually every country they have set foot in


there big noses also steal all the clean air from everyone else



toggletoggle post by True Metal Fan! at Nov 24,2005 9:56pm
After reading all of this and hearing different point of views and facts, it all boils down to, are individuals/groups being tolerant of others? If not, they are the people others should be spiteful of, since all problems usaully arise when one view is seen to be superior to others. Yet, each has its own view of how things should be and need to comprimise or accept the reasons for differences. Along with "Political" issues behind world issues. - THAT IS WHY METAL IS THE ONLY TRUE MUSIC COMPARED TO ALL OTHER STYLES. ALLOWING THE MUSIC TO BE CREATED WITH NO BOUNDERIES OR GUIDELINESS TO SHAPE IT. IT IS EXTREME, BRUTAL, FAST, SLOW, MOODY AND IT DOES NOT FANCY TO ANY PARTICULAR RACE OR BELIEF! It enables the fan to make it their own!! So in closing, if people want to hate others because they are different, then here is one thing to remember! HITLER WOULD OF KILLED ALL OF US, JUST BECAUSE WE WERE AMERICANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by kosher cliptip at Nov 24,2005 10:01pm
KILL KILL KILL KILL



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Nov 25,2005 1:23am
litacore said:
the_reverend said:
sorry larissa, you are not a jew, like I'm not a jew.


aww, FUCK! I wanna be.

SHOULD I convert, just to be badasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


yeah, dreidels are so metal

I don't really think any organized religions are "badass"



toggletoggle post by rt at Nov 25,2005 3:18am
kosher meat isnt prepared that way. the animal has its throat cut so it dies instantly. then it is hung upside down to let all the blood leave its system.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 25,2005 4:10pm
Exactly! You may be thinking of those PETA commercials with pigs and chickens...



toggletoggle post by InventorofEvil  at Nov 25,2005 4:48pm
Larry David is a cool Jew



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 27,2005 6:01pm
the more news I heard about The Vatican over the last five days, the more is hereby DECLARE OPEN WAR UPON ALL ORGANIZED RELIGION

our song "The Archdiocese" endeavors a WHOLLY RENEWED HATRED henceforth. Come to Obriens 12/04/05 to hear my rant!



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 27,2005 6:02pm
so much for converting, heh-heh

Wrest > the rest of it all



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 27,2005 7:48pm
i wanna see this movie
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808626774/info
Everything Is Illuminated (2005)
A young Jewish-American man sets out to the Ukraine to find the woman who may have saved his grandfather from the Nazis and the Holocaust.
Production Status: Released
Genres: Comedy, Drama and Adaptation
Running Time: 1 hr. 44 min.
Release Date: September 16th, 2005 (NY/LA)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for disturbing images/violence, sexual content and language.
Distributors:
Warner Independent Pictures
Production Co.:
Big Beach Productions, Deep River Productions, Telegraph Films, Industry Entertainment, Stillking Films
Studios:
Warner Independent Pictures
Financiers:
Co-Financier: Deep River Productions, Warner Independent Pictures
U.S. Box Office: $225,513
Filming Locations:
Prague, Czech Republic
Produced in: United States
Starring: Elijah Wood, Eugene Hutz, Boris Leskin, Laryssa Lauret
Directed by: Liev Schreiber
Produced by: Marc Turtletaub, Peter Saraf, Matthew Stillman



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 27,2005 7:52pm
hobbits! nasty hobbits!



toggletoggle post by rigor penis at Nov 27,2005 8:26pm
True Metal Fan! said:
After reading all of this and hearing different point of views and facts, it all boils down to, are individuals/groups being tolerant of others? If not, they are the people others should be spiteful of, since all problems usaully arise when one view is seen to be superior to others. Yet, each has its own view of how things should be and need to comprimise or accept the reasons for differences. Along with "Political" issues behind world issues. - THAT IS WHY METAL IS THE ONLY TRUE MUSIC COMPARED TO ALL OTHER STYLES. ALLOWING THE MUSIC TO BE CREATED WITH NO BOUNDERIES OR GUIDELINESS TO SHAPE IT. IT IS EXTREME, BRUTAL, FAST, SLOW, MOODY AND IT DOES NOT FANCY TO ANY PARTICULAR RACE OR BELIEF! It enables the fan to make it their own!! So in closing, if people want to hate others because they are different, then here is one thing to remember! HITLER WOULD OF KILLED ALL OF US, JUST BECAUSE WE WERE AMERICANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


shut up you stupid jewbag



toggletoggle post by rigor penis at Nov 27,2005 8:27pm
InventorofEvil said:
Larry David is a cool Jew


david, howard stern that's about it



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead nli at Nov 27,2005 8:32pm
Seriously, it's almost Christmas. You fuckers killed Jesus, enough jew talk. You're bumming me out.

But seriously, enough of this crap. Of course you love being a jew: you're a jew. I'm italian, I love being Italian. Get it? Your heritage just MIGHT make you a bit pre-disposed towards preffering your own race.

Fact is, if you loved being a Jew so much, you'd be in that big middle eastern sandbox fighting to get your land back. If I loved being Italian, I'd be in italy boating to work on rivers of garbage. I think we're all content being americans. Be proud of where you came from, but always remember: that was then. This is now. Don't mis-represent yourself.



toggletoggle post by sillychristians at Nov 27,2005 10:19pm
If it wasn't for the Jews you'd wouldn't have christianity. You are just Jews 2.0, don't flattery yourselves and your polytheistical twist on one god (trinity schminity!). Judaism is one of the most authentic religions. We didn't kill christ the Romans did and jesus crust was just a man.. go see fantasia for some more movie major.. or blow Mel "Debbie" Gibson. Maybe we need to educate some ignorant christians.. or neo nazi italians. My italian side of my family loathes my jewish side. Those roman catshits really need to open their meatball minds. Nobody is better than anyone else but you succumb to sheepdom when you start making assumptions from century old stories that really have little fact.



toggletoggle post by sillychristians at Nov 27,2005 10:21pm
oops, replace 'major' above with 'magic'



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead nli at Nov 27,2005 10:56pm
sillychristians said:
If it wasn't for the Jews you'd wouldn't have christianity. You are just Jews 2.0, don't flattery yourselves and your polytheistical twist on one god (trinity schminity!). Judaism is one of the most authentic religions. We didn't kill christ the Romans did and jesus crust was just a man.. go see fantasia for some more movie major.. or blow Mel "Debbie" Gibson. Maybe we need to educate some ignorant christians.. or neo nazi italians. My italian side of my family loathes my jewish side. Those roman catshits really need to open their meatball minds. Nobody is better than anyone else but you succumb to sheepdom when you start making assumptions from century old stories that really have little fact.



Century old stories that have little fact. You've got me on that one. I guess there's no jesus.

Now, what was your jew religion based on? Oh yeaaaaaaah.... Shut the fuck up, jew.



toggletoggle post by sillychristians at Nov 27,2005 11:12pm
I got you on that one, cool... sheepish minds are easily stumped when they face logic vs church study. Maybe if you stopped talking out your ass and stoppped listening to commercial religions you'd be able to say more than three complete sentences. Are you asking what Judaism is based on? Or just guessing since you don't know? If you were to believe in a bunch of stories from books then you should try the 1st testament and have less in the new testament. What? Stories mean the world to you? I guess so did myths and fables... then again your leap of faith is more like jumping off a cliff. Really you arrogant little kid, I'd love to take my half jewish half meatball fist and brainwash you physically almost like your priest did to you as you were an altar boy. Bring it on moron! But first do some reading before you spew out babble without any facts.



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toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 27,2005 11:17pm
Dankill said:
I still have yet to bang a hot jewish girl.
I need to change that soon.
:Makes a note::


you are looking in the wrong places. Jewish girls can be very very hot.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 27,2005 11:18pm
sillychristians said:
Really you arrogant little kid, I'd love to take my half jewish half meatball fist and brainwash you physically almost like your priest did to you as you were an altar boy. Bring it on moron! But first do some reading before you spew out babble without any facts.


while you're doing that, will you also mutilate his genitalia like your rabbi did to you when you were a baby? Jesus would want you to.



toggletoggle post by sillychristians at Nov 27,2005 11:25pm
I did see this show revealing sexual deviants on the net stalking underage kids. One of them was a Rabbi... I'm not fooled by religion. But some naive kids think jesusdom is so righteous. hah! Sure, I'll mutilate his genitalia.. I guess you don't know why they even did circumcisms (hint, back then it was almost considered a way to reduce bacteria and health issues) Then again you kids don't research any of this.. bah! Why don't you just fall for some email hoax virus of something! don't tread on theology and it's intricates if you don't know shit about it. If you want peace prepare for war! hehe



toggletoggle post by sillychristiansheep at Nov 27,2005 11:34pm
once again- can't go back and edit in anonymous mode, but i see intricacies is spelled wrong and something else. Oh well.. feel free to rebute or attack those type o's, you got nothing else up your sleeve except for davie and goliath tvshow knowledge.



toggletoggle post by Burning Leather at Nov 27,2005 11:44pm
Christianity is gay
Judaism is gay
and your a gay jew



toggletoggle post by BurningHemmoroids at Nov 27,2005 11:49pm
hehe nah I'm not aligned with any religions.. but hey.. maybe you are cruising for a gay jew? A kosher dill pickle? something green with bumps? Pickle smoocher? Hey, what's wrong with gays? This isn't a neo nazi sympathic forum is it? They hated the jews and gays also. Jeezus people get a backbone, stop letting others brainwash you.



toggletoggle post by Burning Leather at Nov 27,2005 11:59pm
nah, I am no nazi, I hate all races of men



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead nli at Nov 28,2005 3:04am
Ha, fucking retard.

Firstly, you've wrongly assumed me to be a christian. Good job on that one, but false.

Secondly, I believe I've correctly assumed you're a hipocrite, as your own faith teaches from an even BIGGER collection of folklore, fable-hoods, word of mouths, and "divine" inspiration of man.

Faith is faith. If you could prove it, it wouldn't be faith anymore. Get off your soapbox, Jew.



toggletoggle post by Pighead Nutlicker at Nov 28,2005 8:44am
I assume you nothing.. I know your a big mouthed moron.
Hypocrite, learn to spell or go back and graduate kindergarten for Chrust sake! Maybe you haven't read the above. But I was stating Judaism has more authenticity then your 2.0 religions. Why so sad? Your rants are pathetic, pointless and you have yet to reply with anything substantial. I'm not religious but for you to belch out crap about anti semitism is purely without any thought put behind it. Faith is subjective and optional. I'm not on a soapbox you presumptious pompous pissant. Are you looking for some soap to drop? Maybe that's your backdoor philosophy? I really wish I could meet you and rip out that jaw from your blithering orifice of blabber. Rev should ban anti semitic posts.



toggletoggle post by Anushead Nadlicker at Nov 28,2005 9:10am
oh ya, duh! the site has a disclaimer! bring forth the easily brainwashed anti semitists! Quick to make scapegoats out of the one of the worlds original children.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead nli at Nov 28,2005 1:05pm
The hilarity is twofold here:

1) You only manage to rebut one thing, and that was my spelling. In the same sentence where you spell christ wrong.

2) I've yet to say anything anti-semetic.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead nli at Nov 28,2005 1:06pm
and by the way, if you aren't assuming anything, why do you keep saying "your 2.0 religion"? I'll say it again for you, anonymous tough guy, I'm NOT a christian.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 28,2005 1:16pm
everything I have learned, I learned from negrodamus



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 28,2005 1:23pm
succubus said:
i wanna see this movie
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808626774/info
Everything Is Illuminated (2005)
A young Jewish-American man sets out to the Ukraine to find the woman who may have saved his grandfather from the Nazis and the Holocaust.
Production Status: Released
Genres: Comedy, Drama and Adaptation
Running Time: 1 hr. 44 min.
Release Date: September 16th, 2005 (NY/LA)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for disturbing images/violence, sexual content and language.
Distributors:
Warner Independent Pictures
Production Co.:
Big Beach Productions, Deep River Productions, Telegraph Films, Industry Entertainment, Stillking Films
Studios:
Warner Independent Pictures
Financiers:
Co-Financier: Deep River Productions, Warner Independent Pictures
U.S. Box Office: $225,513
Filming Locations:
Prague, Czech Republic
Produced in: United States
Starring: Elijah Wood, Eugene Hutz, Boris Leskin, Laryssa Lauret
Directed by: Liev Schreiber
Produced by: Marc Turtletaub, Peter Saraf, Matthew Stillman





toggletoggle post by Anonymousity at Nov 28,2005 2:36pm
jewish religion was heavily borrowed from the white eqyptian and even early european paganism. Like Wagner says, "The jew has never had an art of its own." Secondly,"silly christians", you being half jewish would be a disgrace to your race, ha! Fuck Judaism, Death to Christianity.



toggletoggle post by Historian at Nov 28,2005 2:39pm
Funny thing is Wagner had jewish blood



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 28,2005 2:40pm
Anonymousity said:
jewish religion was heavily borrowed from the white eqyptian and even early european paganism. Like Wagner says, "The jew has never had an art of its own." Secondly,"silly christians", you being half jewish would be a disgrace to your race, ha! Fuck Judaism, Death to Christianity.


OY! "white egyptian"? Funny. Try Sumerians. jews are old Sumerians were old THE WHOLE FUCKING MIDDLE EASTER WORLD IS OLD. abraham came from Ur (Sumer). Who cares! Human is human and humans are idiots!




toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 28,2005 3:01pm
sillychristians said:
I did see this show revealing sexual deviants on the net stalking underage kids. One of them was a Rabbi... I'm not fooled by religion. But some naive kids think jesusdom is so righteous. hah! Sure, I'll mutilate his genitalia.. I guess you don't know why they even did circumcisms (hint, back then it was almost considered a way to reduce bacteria and health issues) Then again you kids don't research any of this.. bah!


while you were "researching" little boy's genitalia, and circumcisions as a step taken towards cleanliness, did you notice that there is now this thing in existence called soap, which effectively makes baby dick mutilation kinda obsolete?



toggletoggle post by CircumcizeYourEgo at Nov 28,2005 6:25pm
Asshead N(utt)LI(cker), it doesn't matter what you are to me, Chrustian or not. If I found you I'd show you that you don't just have to call me a tough guy. I'd rip off your annoying brown eye mouth. I have picked on more than just your incredible attempts at spelling. I spelt Chrust wrong on purpose... I guess that just went over your head? You're an idiot the world needs one less of. Maybe adding some spacing between my 6 word sentences makes me cool also?

duh duh umm hilarity
1) you couldn't win a debate against a long shit hanging out of public toilet

2) Your cussing about jews in your replies above doesn't make you the most open minded person I've met.

Wow. i spaced out my sentences and used bigger words than you. Lets move off the words and let me sink my fist in your face, I'll kosherize and tenderize that useless big mouth flesh melon. You truly need to go back to school kid.

daveyboy- I didn't say circumcisions were right. But genital mutiliztion occured in many ancient cultures and before the previous century was also deemed to promote cleansing. This isn't something that holds true today. So please pick your fights where one is called for. Or better yet take yer soap and baby dicks and shove them in NuttLickers mouth. Maybe they will make her think before she reGURGItates useless rhetoric. Actually, you want to go into the history of soap? Animal fats? Why do you people speak up on things you are just guessing at but never read up on? Speak before you know/think? Doesn't that make you sound like ArrogantArrowhead? This isn't a contest - go check out wiki instead of porn. Duh!



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead nli at Nov 28,2005 6:30pm
I REPEAT! I never said I was antisemitic! Fuck you jew! and dave back off this jew is mine!



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