hat when you see a squirrel eating nuts, it'll look really guilty and start looking around...like "did they find the body, do they know, did i leave the stove on."

hahaha goddamn i am far too high for this shit, some take this !

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mickey mouse is an uncle tom

look at the terrorist plotting evil

dont let the terrorists win

the leanest burger in the world, could be the meanest burger in the world....if you made it that way.

oh man i gotta stop smoking, somebody take this shit

I love this thread. NEVER stop smoking.

Hitler ended up in a ditch covered in petrol on fire... so, that's fun. And that's funny. Because he was a mass-murdering fuck-head!

You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!"

anonymous said:

i hear calvin got his first paycheck today

...lets rob that nigga

You say 'erbs', and we say 'herbs', because there's a fucking 'H' in it!

Hahaha clearly I'm missing something.

The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, uh, people do." But I think, I think the gun helps. You know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that.

oh no, my secret idenity, noooooooooooo ha !

http://mcuppy.ytmnd.com/

thank you dave

you're welcome

We love Shaggy and Scooby because they were cowards! Because we can identify with them. We love them! The other guys driving the van? Fuck off!

secret internet idenity said:

Is your real name "I'm banging davefrom the grve's mom and please pay attention to me wahhhhh"?

no you silly bastard, it was me making a joke...about forgetting to log out again. i've never even met you.

shrapnel ! said:

oh yeah? welll....I've never met you either!

nope nope, i never met you, Ha i win !

anonymous said:

ill take it

shrapnel ! said:

gosh darn it!