Fire away!

fuck me in the ass achussettes!

they should change the license plates to "massachussettes,the rainbow state!"

Massachusetts won, end of thread.

I'm pretty sure I'm the second person to post in this thread

the only thing mass. has on n.h. is totally nude strippers! but now that i think about it...maybe that's not such a plus after all cause tha last time o was in tens i could smell this one girls box from the other end of the place!

davefromthegrave said:

piss off wanker

Massachusetts... New Hampshire...

All snow hicks, so it doesn't matter.

NH has no sales tax...

they also don't have 'affirmative action,highest in the nation auto insurance,cock on cock marriage,ted"pass me down a bottle of that jack,will ya"kennedy,or and this is the most important,john kerry

haha

that was pretty funny,but not even close to as funny as the big dig!
hows that workin out for all you taxpayers?
ha ha

NH has a other taxes (including land) to make up for that lack of sales tax. 'Course, since I live down the street from Salem NH I can get out of those other taxes, and still buy things in NH for no sales tax...

NH/Mass Border. For the win.

Incest or die.

Maine crushes the rest of New England, hands down

why doesnt maine fall off into the ocean?

because new hampshire sucks.

Maine doesn't fall off into the ocean simply because noone would even notice if it did.

Massachussetts is made fun of more than any other state in the union. California and Mass....

Cock on cock marriage, Ted Kennedy, Socialist government, stupid accents, WORST DRIVERS IN THE WORLD, incredibly high taxes....and John Kerry. Wow.....I could keep going on.....

hoser said:

Oh no! We have gay marriage?!?! So in other words, we are the sole progressive forward-thinking state in the country to have emerged from the Pleistocene era?! People have rights to their sexuality and choice of marriage partner here?!?! ZOMG!!! Fornicators! Burn them at the stake!

We do not all have the 'stupid' accent. Half the state does not have the 'Boston' accent, and a great deal of people in NH and Maine have the same (if not thicker) accent. I've worked in NH at several jobs, I know.

The 'worst drivers in the world' tag is just that, a stereotype. It has absolutely no basis in fact. I've heard the same tag applied to several countries and states. I've certainly run into my fair share of NH fuckwit drivers who wouldn't know what a directional or a traffic sign was if it cleaved their testicles off.

No, for real, how about some legitimate complaints about Mass...like the Big Dig. Keep in mind we have deceptively shitty driving conditions here too, the Boston-Derry stretch on '93 is considered one of the most overcrowded and dangerous commutes in the insular U.S (which is the main reason we have the Eternal Dig to begin with). And let us not forget our population is almost 500% that of New Hampshire! Once another 5 million people live there we'll talk.

they just passed a schdule to update the 2-lanes from salem to manchester.

I guess the roads are slated for something like 40-50K per day and they get 250K.

the_reverend said:

Yeah, it can get pretty nasty up there at and beyond the bottleneck. I live right off the rotary at #46 Methuen, and even for me to get up to #2 or #3 beyond the border can be an ordeal (thankfully there are other ways).

Hundreds of colleges and universities(meaning thousands of loose women and I guess more jobs), hundreds of museums, four pro sports teams, and thousands of beaches to choose from during the summer. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE!

Also Ted Kennedy is awesome because he drove his car off a bridge and left the bitch he was with to drown. A real man's man!

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

Right on. I have delved into that pool of college delights before, with mixed results.

haha, you live off #46, that's hilarious. I work of #45 and laught at that exit when I go up to 213.
AHAHAAH

Dear DrinkHardThrashHard,

I like you, so I'll keep this letter decent and kind.

Summer after summer, New Hampshirite's fear the inevitable; Rt. 16 clogged with Mass. license plates as far as the eye can see. They drive up here to enjoy our lakes and mountains. They drive here in the winter to ski in our mountains. Why you ask? Because Mass. has nothing that even minutely compares. They throw their garbage out their windows, they put other peoples and their own lives in danger so that they can get 8 feet ahead of the car in front of them. They can't figure out how to use a rotary, so they blast into the rotary with no regard or knowledge of the fact that cars in the rotary have the right of way. They will smash up your car and theirs because they are stupidly stubborn and can't figure out how to MERGE together with any sense of decency. So, every 2 lanes that merge into one...there is always a problem and a Mass. plate usually causing it. They come up here and ski in jeans....who the fuck ski's in jeans?!!?

However, I just bought a house in Maine. I'll be arguing differently after I move in there in 30 days.

Love Always,

Hoser

you forgot hampton beach... why the hell to they all go there? we don't even go there and it's like 50% of our coast.

the_reverend said:

Oh yeah, River Road? What company?

enterasys networks.

hoser said:

Eheheheh, alright, fair enough. You should re-write that Bosstones 'They Came To Boston' song into 'They Came to N.Conway' or something.

I don't ski at all, but I would agree if there are Mass people skiing in jeans they should be locked in an enclosed space with Sarin gas. To be fair, throwing garbage out of vehicle windows is something I have seen NH people do on plenty of occasions, but you are correct we do not have as many lakes, and our only good mountains are out West where I went to school. I guess there's no helping that. On the plus side, isn't tourism from Mass (camp rentals, water parks, beaches, etc) one of the biggest sources of import revenue for NH?

Some time I will have to tell you the story about the fleet of 18-Wheelers with NH license plates that tried to kill me one night because I wouldn't move out of the lane that they legally were not supposed to be in to begin with.

the_reverend said:

I dunno. Hampton Beach is a toilet. Maybe it's a toilet because it's like, "Little Boston" there all summer. At least they dump so much of their money into this state that they keep us from having to pay sales tax.


Then again, they all move here and drive our real estate prices up too. That's why I moved to Maine...to get away from them all. I'll keep moving north for as long as I can. Soon, I'll be in Nova Scotia.

But..then again...Western Mass. is very pretty. I like it quite a bit out there.

hoser said:

Heh, I hear Greenland is pretty quiet too...

hoser said:

Oh yeah, it's beautiful and there are a lot less people. Sometimes I drive that way not to visit the alma mater but to go to some of the shops and sites. I was going to move back out there but got too many things going on here with bands, family, etc. Driving is also nice out there.

the_reverend said:


Ah, okay over on Minuteman Rd in Andover?

Hehe, I doubt my DS wi-fi will reach there.

when people from nh stop coming to boston to work, clogging 93S in the morning / 93N in the evening, and find jobs in their own state, ill consider not clogging your highways in the summer

Fair enough.

anonymous said:

This is actually a valid point....a lot of people do drive down to this area to work for the big bucks....then back to the land of no sales tax. It's a bitch to get in that damn city unless you get up pretty early. My father works at Gillette and beats the 7am rush start by leaving at like 5am.

Hmmm. Let us turn our aggression towards Vermont!!!

why is everybody so civil all of a sudden?
this is not funny and/or interesting anymore.

oh, hmmm... vermont sucks.

The entire population of Vermont should be enslaved full-time so they can just ship us our weed more efficiently.

nevermind. i retract my previous statement about vermont. vermont provides me with green mountain coffee every morning, which is currently enriching my life in the flavor of pumpkin spice. that shit is dank.

"That's why I moved to Maine..." -hoser

yeah, good luck with that 8% income tax, 8% sales tax and almost NH high property tax.

"find jobs in their own state" - anonymous

I did... and then they moved over the board into mass.. probably because of the cheap labour in lawrence.

I don't know what's funnier, the people who ski in jeans or the middle aged hags who ski in neon green and pink unitards they bought in 1983. To complete the look you need the white boots with purple straps.

eric_wtf nli said:

Damnit, you are correct. So they should be enslaved for both weed AND coffee...

I wonder which state has a higher % of mullets? My guess would be NH or Maine, but I don't know, I've seen some things out in Western Mass...

Vermont has the highest % of white people with dreads. I have scientific facts to back me up on this.

Maybe that's the secret, they dip their dreads in all that coffee...

I'm never drinking coffee again..
starting...
*sip*
um....
*sip*
now
*sip*
no wait, now.
*sip*
aw forget it.

the_reverend said:


Not entirely true, Rev. Maine sales tax is 5%. Maine income tax is variable depending on your income (low: 2% high: 8.5%)

I own 4 acres and my propert tax is less than half of what a 2 acre parcel in NH is.

Ha!

Only New Hampshire is Real.

I don't care, I just wish all of you would stay out of florida.

I'll gladly stay out of Florida, fuck that state.

At least in New England beaches aren't lined up and down with trashy hotels and spring break leeches.

minute the spring break leeches, you obviously haven't been to hampton beach.

Highest auto insurance? That is complete bullshit. we arn't even close. Haha. Idiot.

this

we have something like 5 miles of beach and three of it is full of mexicans, massholes, hotels, and arcades.

I am too busy avoiding beaches in my own state to go to the beach in New Hampshire.

South Eastern NH kinda sucks in my opinion. I like living out next to Vermont. No one from MAss ever comes around here.

This thread fails to take into account that Mass is now the "weed ticket" state. Trump that shit, you silly South Canadians. LOL

holy

fuck

quadruple post

You know, people have said before that RI and CT are part of the New York spillover and while I definitely disagree with that (unless you live in Fairfield County that is), driving up into Boston I noticed a difference in vegetation, like I was heading up into more rugged reaches of the country... it's been far too long since I've been up in northern New England. I need to make a day trip out of it. The south has ruined me for too long.

I take great pride in being a NH resident now. NH is ranked as the no. 1 "freest state in the union". MA came in at an embarressing 43!!

I like to call Massachusetts the people's republic of Cambridge.

CCCCCombobreaker

what?!? That's like US the republic of ugg boots. it makes about as much sense which is none.

True, definitely more progressive weed laws down there, but NH allows me to carry concealed. This silly South Canadian is packing (and legally).

what is this laws on weed you speak of?

see down there you niggas aint got no where to smoke it, in NH I can sit on my back porch and not worry about police.

way to keep up on any laws in mass worth anything.

we don't have back porches in MA?

in MA you don't get in trouble for carrying anything less than an ounce. supposed to get a $100 fine and a drug education course but it's hardly enforced. doesn't mean don't be a dumbass about carrying.

oh i forgot, MA is one big city. right.

Bottom line: everywhere sucks. You just need to choose the shithole that best suits your purposes.

LIVE FREE OR DIE.

what counts as Mass is hahah, in my book only North shore and worcester is real, all else is raviolis.

and in NH we don't need laws on weed, why? cause cops don't walk around checking people for it...they mostly only do anything if called.

yeah cops act differently here too. they pull you over, cut open your seats, follow you to your house and rape you, then steal your gram.

More power to ya; small-town cops here have way too much say over who can get even an FID (never minds trying to get one in the city).

fuck nh. mass all day nigga

i have dual citizenship for MA and NH.

you live in Nashua, MA/NH?

as far as I'm concerned Nashua and Manchester are MA territory now