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returntothepit >> discuss >> darwin awards ...these are actual claims people filed by succubus on Oct 19,2005 3:49pm
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 19,2005 3:49pm
so i was asked to create a report about people getting hurt in a store on treadmills...read some of these...

CUSTOMER WAS PLAYING ON TREAD MILL ASSOCIATE ASKED CHILD TO STOP, CHILD DID NOT LISTEN SO MOTHER TURNED TREAD MILL ON HIGH AND CHILD LOST BALANCE AND FELL
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CUSTOMER ALLEGES THAT HER HUSBAND WAS STANDING ON A TREADMILL AND IT SUDDENLY TURNED ON AT A FAST SPEED AND THREW HIM TO THE GROUND
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MOTHER ON TREADMILL, LITTLE GIRL GOT ON IT ALSO AND SLIPPED AND FELL
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CHILD WAS ON TREADMILL, HER PARENTS MADE THE TREADMILL GO FASTER TO SEE IF CHILD COULD KEEP UP UNTIL THE CHILD FELL.
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there are a total of 1239 claims and most of them are kids playing on the treadmill..where are the parents?









toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 19,2005 3:51pm
CLMT WAS LEFT ALONE (BY EMPLOYEE)ON TREADMILL AND DIDN'T KNOW HOW TOSTOP.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 19,2005 3:52pm
this loser for $20k for this:
CLMT WAS BEING SHOWN A TREADMILL & WAS WALKING ON IT, HE PUSHED A SPEED HE COULD NOT HANDLE, HE PANICKED & LET GO, FALLING OFF TREADMILL.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Oct 19,2005 5:57pm
People are so dumb.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Oct 19,2005 6:29pm
anyone who doesn't know how to walk in place deserves to get hurt a lot worse than that



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