I was washing my asshole out in the shower after a joyous morning shit; much to my dismay, I wiped with Charmin. Holy assberries!!!! Piles of toilet paper all rolled up in my gelatinous duke!!! I was sad.
See it's a gosh darn conspiracy, he's now invading the other third world countries, otherwise known as, the american restroom! Damn him!
post by george w. bitch..ummmbush. at Sep 2,2005 5:55pm
mmm..that turned me on......
post by Todd NLI at Sep 2,2005 7:26pm
Jake ,what the hell is your fascination with asses and shit in general? I find it kinda strange haha...Does your Fiance let you poop on her? You my buddy have some issues