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returntothepit >> discuss >> Vigo the Carpathian Appreciation Thread by SacreligionNLI on Aug 31,2005 12:52am
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toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 31,2005 12:52am


Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505. Died 1610. He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered. Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy. He made a prophecy, just before his head died...his last words were "Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back."



toggletoggle post by anonymoose at Aug 31,2005 12:56am
hey i saw this guy the other day ...isnt that ...is it ? yeah it is its eric paone!



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 31,2005 12:59am
he's vigo! you are like the buzzing of flies to him!



toggletoggle post by anonymoose at Aug 31,2005 1:01am
hes dead im not FUCKEM



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 31,2005 1:01am
"Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back."

no positive mood slime can stop vigo...YOU ARE LIKE THE BUZZING OF FLIES TO HIM!



toggletoggle post by anonymoose at Aug 31,2005 1:03am
ha ha ha it looks someone hit him in the face with a shovel maybe hed be better off if he just died...



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 31,2005 1:04am
man he was weakened when that picture was taken...vigo is the most kvlt of all villains and soon the world will be mine and vigos'! ...well mainly vigo's



toggletoggle post by anonymoose at Aug 31,2005 1:07am
you said "mine and vigos"are you like his evil henchman ? do you bring him his walker,and his glasses, you should buy him a hat that would score some brownie points!



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Aug 31,2005 1:08am
this is funny because I look a lot like him. well, not in that picture.



toggletoggle post by anonymoose at Aug 31,2005 1:09am
davefromthegrave said:
this is funny because I look a lot like him. well, not in that picture.


if you look like him i really feel for you



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 31,2005 1:11am


see he's not so bad of a guy once you get to know him...i think he even did a vagisil commercial once...



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 31,2005 1:13am


and there ya have it...YOU ARE LIKE THE BUZZING OF FLIES TO HIM!

ZIGGY I ZIGGY! WWWWOW!



toggletoggle post by anonymoose at Aug 31,2005 1:13am
ha ha ha i ha ve to be honest he looks alot like me also...hey sacreligion bring me my shoes and my glasses ...im back BABY!



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 31,2005 1:14am
anonymoose said:
ha ha ha i ha ve to be honest he looks alot like me also...hey sacreligion bring me my shoes and my glasses ...im back BABY!


i wouldn't try that again if i were you...mocking the vigo brings about much sorrow...just ask moldavia



toggletoggle post by anonymoose at Aug 31,2005 1:15am
THIS COMPUTER SAYS I DONT HAVE PERMISSION TO ACCESS THAT LINK WHAT KINDA HALF ASS SHITBAG OPERATION AND I RUNNING OVER HERE?OOPS LEFT THE CAPS ON THERE1



toggletoggle post by anonymoose at Aug 31,2005 1:16am
who's moldavia ? was that his nurse or something?



toggletoggle post by anonymoose at Aug 31,2005 1:20am


and there ya have it...YOU ARE LIKE THE BUZZING OF FLIES TO HIM!

QUOTE]

flies buzzing in vagisil? theres a pretty picture



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Aug 31,2005 1:21am
anonymoose said:


and there ya have it...YOU ARE LIKE THE BUZZING OF FLIES TO HIM!

QUOTE]

flies buzzing in vagisil? theres a pretty picture


oh, you know my exgirlfriend?



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Aug 31,2005 1:22am
this is the best thread ever



toggletoggle post by anonymoose at Aug 31,2005 1:27am
davefromthegrave said:
this is the best thread ever


2nd best thread ever that candy striper one is absolutely hilarious...



toggletoggle post by anonymoose at Aug 31,2005 1:30am
i am the great vigo and you will buy me a rascal scooter and some vagisil...THE GRET VIGO HAS SPOKEN!



toggletoggle post by Chris_From_Shit_Fuck  at Aug 31,2005 1:54am
dude he's just angry cause he's lost his cat. He misses his kitten



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 31,2005 2:17am
anything ghostbusters related is the best thread ever



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 31,2005 1:56pm
Chris_From_Shit_Fuck said:
dude he's just angry cause he's lost his cat. He misses his kitten


yes...he suffers from carpathian kitten loss



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Aug 31,2005 2:00pm
HE IS VIGO!!!



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 31,2005 2:19pm
vigo should be the singer of carpathian forest

even when he talks it's devastating

NOW WE BECOME ONE!



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Aug 31,2005 3:07pm
SacreligionNLI said:


see he's not so bad of a guy once you get to know him...i think he even did a vagisil commercial once...





toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 31,2005 3:33pm
eee gad



toggletoggle post by the rooster at Aug 31,2005 4:50pm
i know a dude who looks EXACTLY like vigo. scary shit.

personally i'm a fan of GOZAR THE GOZARIAN (GOZAR THE DESTRUCTOR if you prefer).



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Aug 31,2005 5:50pm
the part when Yannush has flash light eyes scared the shit out of me when I was younger.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 31,2005 11:01pm
GODDAMMIT I SAID BRING ME A RASCAL SCOOTER AND SOME VAGISIL NOW!!!!!



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Sep 1,2005 1:41am
anonymous said:
GODDAMMIT I SAID BRING ME A RASCAL SCOOTER AND SOME VAGISIL NOW!!!!!


you will not make such petty requests towards the vigo




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toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Sep 1,2005 2:23pm
there surely isn't enough vigo love around these parts



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Sep 1,2005 3:05pm
Am I the only one who thought Gozer was kinda hot?



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Sep 1,2005 3:06pm
am i the only one who noticed a shocking resemblance between gozer and ivan drago's wife?



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Sep 1,2005 3:14pm
no idea who that is but id definitely fuck gozer.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Sep 1,2005 3:59pm
ivan drago was the villain from rocky IV



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Sep 1,2005 4:03pm
nope. not a clue. never could understand a word Sylvester said so I never bothered with anything after first blood.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Sep 1,2005 4:04pm
oh cmon the rocky movies are classics....granted vigo would fuck everyone up but they're still good movies regardless



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Sep 1,2005 4:06pm
By "good" do you mean "terrible"?



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Sep 1,2005 4:06pm
i thought you never bothered with them...how would you know if they're terrible?



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Sep 1,2005 4:07pm
I was always a "Have a Care Bear Christmas" kinda guy. That movie rocks.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Sep 1,2005 4:08pm
because i know all



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Sep 1,2005 4:12pm
SacreligionNLI said:


those are 3 ghosts. they're already dead. if they showed up for a deathmatch, they'd all have to forfeit immediately.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Sep 2,2005 2:12pm
only slimer is a ghost actualy

vigo is a resurrected sorcerer who was once again alive but stopped by egon, ray, venkman, and winston

gozer is a babylonian god that can never truly die, but was stopped by the fearsome four with some hollywood magic

it's obvious that gozer would take this one home...unless vigo knew of some crazy spell

i just went into way too much detail over something that was not at all meant to be taken seriously



toggletoggle post by babyshaker at Sep 2,2005 2:14pm
dont worry i understand



toggletoggle post by blow‘n chunks on cunts at Sep 3,2005 1:48am
that is some funny fuckin shit



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