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New site? Maybe some day.
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hey baby your ass is so fine if you had dysentery id follow you around for a week with a waffle cone! that should definately score with the ladies |
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My friend tought me this one...
"hey woman, you wanna play army?
Sure, how do you do that?
I lay down and you blow the shit out of me!" |
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i like my coffe how i like my women COLD AND WHITE! |
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you don't sweat much for a fat chick. |
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ive invented a new sexual position get the woman(or man) on all fours insert from behind get a good grip and say... you have the fattest ass ive ever seen... the record for holding on is 8 seconds...its called the bucking bronco |
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give me head and the baby lives |
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i think everyone has heard this but what the hell... poor man and a rich man have the same anniversary and meet up at the store every year ..poor man says what d you get ur wife this year and he says a mercedes and a diamond ring poor guy says why? wellthat way if she doesnt like the ring she can go to the store in the mercedes to exchange the ring and still be happy... then the rich guy says what did you get your wife and the poor guy says i got her a pair of slippers and a dildo ..why asks the rich man and the poor man says well... this way if she doesnt like the slippers she can go fuck herself.... ha ha ha |
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wanna try my home made rufinol? |
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does this rag smell like chloroform to you? |
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lady killer said: ive invented a new sexual position get the woman(or man) on all fours insert from behind get a good grip and say... you have the fattest ass ive ever seen... the record for holding on is 8 seconds...its called the bucking bronco |
I've heard of it, only its called the brooklyn rodeo, and you whisper "I have AIDS" in her ear and try to hang on. |
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If I were a necrophiliac, baby, you'd be dead.
I must be a pirate 'cause I'm diggin' your chest. arrrg. |
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wakeoftears said: lady killer said:ive invented a new sexual position get the woman(or man) on all fours insert from behind get a good grip and say... you have the fattest ass ive ever seen... the record for holding on is 8 seconds...its called the bucking bronco |
I've heard of it, only its called the brooklyn rodeo, and you whisper "I have AIDS" in her ear and try to hang on. |
I've also heard it . . . you tell her that her sister was a better lay and then hold on tight. |
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someone watched pamela anderson's roast on comedy central.. |
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succubus said: someone watched pamela anderson's roast on comedy central.. |
and enjoyed it immensly! |
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lady killer said: ive invented a new sexual position get the woman(or man) on all fours insert from behind get a good grip and say... you have the fattest ass ive ever seen... the record for holding on is 8 seconds...its called the bucking bronco |
you invented this, like I invented aids....we both wish.
and...its not you have a fat ass, its your Mother fucks sooo much better than you.
also, same position, knock here arms out from under her and push her around like a vaccuum=hoover maneuver |
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powerkok said: lady killer said:ive invented a new sexual position get the woman(or man) on all fours insert from behind get a good grip and say... you have the fattest ass ive ever seen... the record for holding on is 8 seconds...its called the bucking bronco |
you invented this, like I invented aids....we both wish.
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funniest post of the thread |
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it's shrimpin time! |
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my pick up lines always goes by how much was that |
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