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returntothepit >> discuss >> best pick up line ever! by lady killer on Aug 18,2005 12:35am
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toggletoggle post by lady killer at Aug 18,2005 12:35am
hey baby your ass is so fine if you had dysentery id follow you around for a week with a waffle cone! that should definately score with the ladies



toggletoggle post by Cecchini   at Aug 18,2005 12:41am
My friend tought me this one...

"hey woman, you wanna play army?

Sure, how do you do that?

I lay down and you blow the shit out of me!"



toggletoggle post by lady killer at Aug 18,2005 12:43am
i like my coffe how i like my women COLD AND WHITE!



toggletoggle post by my_pretentious_erection   at Aug 18,2005 12:48am
you don't sweat much for a fat chick.



toggletoggle post by lady killer at Aug 18,2005 12:52am
ive invented a new sexual position get the woman(or man) on all fours insert from behind get a good grip and say... you have the fattest ass ive ever seen... the record for holding on is 8 seconds...its called the bucking bronco



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 18,2005 1:06am
give me head and the baby lives



toggletoggle post by JONNY8PINS at Aug 18,2005 1:09am
i think everyone has heard this but what the hell... poor man and a rich man have the same anniversary and meet up at the store every year ..poor man says what d you get ur wife this year and he says a mercedes and a diamond ring poor guy says why? wellthat way if she doesnt like the ring she can go to the store in the mercedes to exchange the ring and still be happy... then the rich guy says what did you get your wife and the poor guy says i got her a pair of slippers and a dildo ..why asks the rich man and the poor man says well... this way if she doesnt like the slippers she can go fuck herself.... ha ha ha



toggletoggle post by silky  at Aug 18,2005 1:22am
wanna try my home made rufinol?



toggletoggle post by silky  at Aug 18,2005 1:27am
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?



toggletoggle post by wakeoftears  at Aug 18,2005 2:24am
lady killer said:
ive invented a new sexual position get the woman(or man) on all fours insert from behind get a good grip and say... you have the fattest ass ive ever seen... the record for holding on is 8 seconds...its called the bucking bronco


I've heard of it, only its called the brooklyn rodeo, and you whisper "I have AIDS" in her ear and try to hang on.



toggletoggle post by attendmyrequiem at Aug 18,2005 3:51am
If I were a necrophiliac, baby, you'd be dead.

I must be a pirate 'cause I'm diggin' your chest. arrrg.



toggletoggle post by Notorious D.U.G. at Aug 18,2005 6:27am
wakeoftears said:
lady killer said:
ive invented a new sexual position get the woman(or man) on all fours insert from behind get a good grip and say... you have the fattest ass ive ever seen... the record for holding on is 8 seconds...its called the bucking bronco


I've heard of it, only its called the brooklyn rodeo, and you whisper "I have AIDS" in her ear and try to hang on.


I've also heard it . . . you tell her that her sister was a better lay and then hold on tight.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2005 6:50am
someone watched pamela anderson's roast on comedy central..



toggletoggle post by JONNY8PINS at Aug 18,2005 10:16pm
succubus said:
someone watched pamela anderson's roast on comedy central..


and enjoyed it immensly!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Aug 18,2005 11:12pm
lady killer said:
ive invented a new sexual position get the woman(or man) on all fours insert from behind get a good grip and say... you have the fattest ass ive ever seen... the record for holding on is 8 seconds...its called the bucking bronco


you invented this, like I invented aids....we both wish.
and...its not you have a fat ass, its your Mother fucks sooo much better than you.
also, same position, knock here arms out from under her and push her around like a vaccuum=hoover maneuver



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Aug 18,2005 11:17pm
powerkok said:
lady killer said:
ive invented a new sexual position get the woman(or man) on all fours insert from behind get a good grip and say... you have the fattest ass ive ever seen... the record for holding on is 8 seconds...its called the bucking bronco


you invented this, like I invented aids....we both wish.


funniest post of the thread



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 18,2005 11:20pm
it's shrimpin time!



toggletoggle post by pre-school race war at Aug 18,2005 11:38pm
my pick up lines always goes by how much was that



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