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JUDE LAW FAILS TO IMPRESS WHERE IT COUNTS
"That was the surprise reaction of unimpressed female media types who got a sneak peek at full-frontal nude shots of Jude Law that are being shopped to the tabloids.
In snapshots that recall George Costanza's infamous "shrinkage" episode on "Seinfeld," the love-rat actor's meager manhood is on full display as he changes into a swimsuit outside his mother Maggie Law's house in Vaudelnay, France.
"He's no Tommy Lee, that's for sure," sighed one unimpressed publicist who viewed copies of the paparazzi pix obtained by PAGE SIX.
Late yesterday afternoon, e-mail images of the photos were being forwarded around the offices of Women's Wear Daily under the headline "Jude in the Nude in France," and accompanied by a not-so-subtle dig at Law's loins: "Ha!"
Law's rep, Simon Halls, declined to discuss his client's apparently puny package, telling us: "Oh, please! The guy is on vacation in France with his kids. People need to give him a little bit of a break."
When we asked Halls if Law, 32, is crying in one photo that shows him grimacing while talking on the phone outside the house — he supposedly has been begging former fiancée Sienna Miller to take him back — the rep scoffed, "Come on — he's got the sun in his eyes!"
Law has seen his A-list image take a nosedive after his kids' former nanny, 26-year-old Daisy Wright, blabbed to the London papers last month that she and Law had "mind-blowing, rampant sex" during a secret fling.
Law's ex-wife, Sadie Frost, angrily fired Wright after one of the couple's sons told her how he'd caught Daddy in the sack with the nanny. As a result, Law's actress fiancée, Miller, 23, ripped off her ring and called an end to their engagement.
A remorseful Jude, who admitted his betrayal, is reportedly desperate to win Miller back, sending her flowers and deluging her with tearful phone calls. Since the scandal, Miller has been spotted hanging out with ex-boyfriend Orlando Bloom." |
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
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succubus said: holy crap!
look at all the hair
http://www.supload.com/free/dm22-478847.jpg/view/ |
That's gross. |
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that is one lawn i wouldnt mind trimming! |
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i figured make a thread about pee pees and then link to a female
haha
you recognize her right?
now dating a guy half her age...someone linked me the jude law story and photo and i was more entertained by those
as for the pee pee pic..whatever |
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wow, and people say that plastic surgery is bad. i beg to differ |
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real tits > fake tits
always |
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yes when they arent the same as a fat 12 year old boys tits |
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fizzfizzplopplop said: yes when they arent the same as a fat 12 year old boys tits |
hahahahahaahahaha |
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so does this man |
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god the female form is so much better |
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ha ha ha you gotta give this guy credit it takes alot of balls to...well...then again i guess it doesnt.ha ha ha |
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he has to be aware of that i just cant believe anyone wouldnt be a able to tell if the general was out of the bunker |
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did you guys see the pic the rev took of another band with his wee wee sticking out? |
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is he circumsized? not too small. i guess |
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succubus said: did you guys see the pic the rev took of another band with his wee wee sticking out? |
unfortunately i missed that one but its kind of disturbing that has happened more than once maybe this will take the place of the horns
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guten nacht...i will have pleasant dreams now of weiners dancing all through my head....arggggg. |
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hopefully theyll be bigger than this clowns! |
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nothing better than a big fat cock to put a smile on a girls face |
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of course he's small he's ENGLISH |
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fizzfizzplopplop said: so does this man |
Hey look it is Sebastian Bach with Corpse Paint |
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pre-school race war said: of course he's small he's ENGLISH |
looked normal
that corpse paint guy is small
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it's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in it |
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i'd like to see some ethan hawke pics heh |
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heath ledger is supposed to be pretty small too
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I just saw those bush pictures. That is not right. Excessive bush = not hot. Ladies, please trim regulary or shave completely (that's better). |
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even if i stopped shaving totally i would NEVER be that hairy |
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succubus said: even if i stopped shaving totally i would NEVER be that hairy |
And I am sure Aaron appreciates that. |
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succubus said:
do girls realize that when a pp is soft it is usually small? a pp can grow at least 2x the size so there is no way to really know unless you see his junk boned out. |
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that girl looks like a bush baby. |
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again, that girl=demi moore pre implants
and his pee pee looked normal to me as i said above when you quoted me...the media went into a frenzy |
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RustedAngel said: succubus said:
do girls realize that when a pp is soft it is usually small? a pp can grow at least 2x the size so there is no way to really know unless you see his junk boned out. |
This is true. |
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This post is officially shallow, and so am I for posting in it. |
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no shit it gets bigger, i think the majority of women would be even bitchier if it didnt work that way...however i have seen the opposite hold true too though..big soft...doesnt get much bigger hard..poor ol chum...wonder what happened to him. |
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i don't know what all the fuss is about, you can't judge it when its soft. trust me i've seen my share |
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I've seen my fair share and that's 10 times the size of my Joey's |
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first impressions stick..hehehehe |
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yes i know about shrinkage. actually i am really intreugied by these things that male genitalia do. warm? balls drop. cold weiny shrinks and balls try and be ovaries. it is pretty cool. |
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hahahahaha
is this turning into let me tell you how many penises I've seen?
LMAO
Only 1 for me and it's the only one that matters
EOS |
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there is a difference in how many one has seen and how many one has actually, umm.....used, i guess is the right termanology. |
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i have had many male friends over the years who were careless when they hung out in just their undies, or who just didnt care who saw their junk. or who were too wasted to realize they werent wearing anything....yuck. |
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no, no...i wasn't insulting you...it was the other "girl's" post..which is probably a joke anyhow... |
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i've seen/used a few and like i said, you can not judge until it gets |
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oh it is all good succubutt lady. i didnt think you were callin me a hootch, i was just sayin! |
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guys need to watch what hangs out.
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eww and yuck are more suited for the guy in corpse paint above
i seriously SHUDDER when i see that |
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actually, somewhere, I have a picture of my dad pushing a ewe's uterus back in after she gave birth.
talk about ew. |
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my friend lee grew up on a farm and used to have to do that all the time, talk all non-schalontly about it. yummy*licks chops* |
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look at the guy above him smilin at it...perv. man i am glad to have internal genitalia for reasons like this. well boobs, that is a different story. they have a mind of their own too. |
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yeah the guy in the corpse paint please guys, stop posting it. and what is up with the link above? uhhhhh |
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i'd post some of my ex BF's pics but that would be too cruel |
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yes they do and after wearing blouses (size L and i'm not fat) anyhow...after recently wearing them, i remembered why i don't usually wear them...esp when i'm at work and the "important" button pops off or undoes itself...
sigh
today i have a tank top and a blouse OVER it that is only buttoned on the bottom. |
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i know but you can barely see it! |
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and it was only posted twice....and my ex bf's winkie is all over the internet. i caught him "cyber-cheating" on me. i walked in our computer room one night when he thought that i was asleep and he was buck neked jerkin it with some lotion to a chick spread eagle web cammin each other. i laughed at him so hard and left him a week later. fag. |
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wow what an asshole!
good for you for leaving him
i'm sure yer with someone better now |
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yes i am kyle is awesome. plus he prefers real vagina as oppossed to "cyberpussy" |
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Well i only caught my ex exchanging pics over the internet to some girl that cuts his hair. he also thought i was asleep but i snuck up on him. it was funny, he tried to cover the screen as fast as he could but - BUSTED! We had a talk the next day about it but i left him. found some emails as well. and guys, don't make your passwords so easy. |
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carina! you make me laugh! rahhhhhahahahahahaha! plus, kyle and i make cute babies, so he's a keeper. |
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succubus said: just for you kristin since you want a better look
http://www.returntothepit.com/media.php?id=118961&date=sept092004&pic=bury_your_dead058.jpg |
ick.
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was he totally oblivious that his love pump was singing too? |
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hey my old roomate use to tell me at the grocery store some kid use to do this for kicks. like have a hole there and... ugh no thank you please! |
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you make it sound like dicks aint fun! |
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of course they are but it depends on who they are attached to |
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as long as there as paper bags my friend! |
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HEHEHEHEH okok.
i just broke up with my BF two weeks ago. see story above |
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saw it.....do a few shots of Jack, get a paper bag, get a piece then you will feel much better in the morning! |
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man i am glad i do not heed my own advice |
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i might just do that this weekend, rebound time |
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the last half of this thread has been nothing but females...i broke the chain
orrrr did i? |
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a race of atomic monsters with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood! |
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Kristen has seen piles and piles of cocks.......BILLIONS of cocks!!!!!! |
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Since Jude is often a woman's name, perhaps she is just a small breasted woman with a large clit. |
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i'm guessing most people didn't click on the first 2 links i posted |
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BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF shaveshaveshave...... |
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i wonder if she ever got head? |
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i am nli said: heath ledger is supposed to be pretty small too
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of couse he is he's australian |
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