why the fuck is every date of the danzig tour on the events page. that tour sucks the most, i wouldnt even go to it if it was playing in my back yard.
post by danzigs lawyer at Aug 16,2005 11:44pm
if you dont stop talking shit about danzig i will sue,kill,assrape you..
post by cav at Aug 16,2005 11:49pm
im not talking shit, i just think that its unnecesarry to have every date of his tour on the events page. and i think that its funny that they keep doing these tours where one band has a draw and like 6 bands are opening up. its cool if theres 4 bands and a couple are good, but one huge band and six bands that no one cares about. eh that kinda sucks.
post by cav at Aug 16,2005 11:50pm
i mean chimaira is on that tour. its fucking useless.
post by cav at Aug 16,2005 11:51pm
behemoth is the only good one, and the agony scene is ok but very unoriginal.
post by chimairas lawyer at Aug 16,2005 11:51pm
oh you are so dead
post by voice of reason at Aug 16,2005 11:52pm
you could just go in time to see danzig and skip the rest.
So what your saying is that we need some REAL tough guys to sue Behemoth...
Hmm... real tough guys...
real... tough... guys...
*light bulb!*
GET ME BURY YOUR DEAD OR AGNOSTIC FRONT'S LAWYER ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW!!
Brilliant!!
post by agnostic fronts lawyer at Aug 17,2005 12:08am
as agnostic fronts lawyer i can assure you we are not"tough guys" and we take offense to any such liberal thinking,we are no talent ass clowns and always willbe and while i havent spoken with bury your deads lawyer i can assure you that they also are no talent ass clowns also and certainly not "tough guys" you should try candy striper death orgys lawyer i hear that eric paone is a real mans man if u know what i mean
post by Anthony nli at Aug 17,2005 12:10am
cav said:
i mean chimaira is on that tour. its fucking useless.
Kevin Talley is on the new one, it's really pretty good actually.
Let me guesss, RHAPSODY NEVER SLAYED ANY DRAGONS EITHER RIGHT?!?!?!
bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
The humanity!!
post by rhapsodys lawyer at Aug 17,2005 12:21am
we have never participated in the slaying of any dragons or other mythical beasts nor do we condone any such activity we are all card carrying members ofPETA and as such find these allegations shocking and extremely unsettling . we will launch an investigation to see whos behind these cowardly acts
This thread is amazing. Also, I'd just like to remind everybody that, if you don't like Danzig, you have definitely sucked a dick for money at one point or another. Samhain is also acceptable.
This thread is amazing. Also, I'd just like to remind everybody that, if you don't like Danzig, you have definitely sucked a dick for money at one point or another. Samhain is also acceptable.
backed, Danzig rules!
Samhain was excellent!
Misfits (Danzig era) FTW!!!!
and yes, this thread is aweomse, especially the posts from all these lawyers
Orgy: You can definitely see a clear progression from the first one - it's like they just stepped out of the studio for a smoke break in between recording both records. GC: Troof. Unfortunately more wizened than learned. *snort*
i'm going to go out on a limb and say that i enjoy some of graves's solo stuff
i saw "Graves" live once.
it wasn't terrible.
nothing special though.
just him, 2 young dudes on guitar and bass, and Chud on drums playing a mix of Misfits tunes and originals (which were ok at best)
post by DYA NLI FUCK IT at Mar 18,2009 11:56am
ONLY AND HIS BLACK FLAGFITS R TEH FAIL
post by orgymf@work at Mar 18,2009 11:57am
oh god, that new line up with dez and robo.....i will never listen to it!
severe gayness
post by sinislazy at Mar 18,2009 12:06pm
Danzig rules. Some day I'll get a 1-4 tribute band together.
post by orgymf@work at Mar 18,2009 1:25pm
while i love through four, and hate blackaciddevil and satan's child....
circle of snakes was a great comeback
Worship Danzig I - IV or you are a pussy and a twink.
post by DYANZIG NLI at Mar 19,2009 3:15pm
I'm now thoroughly obsessed with this Danzig coveribute band idea. This needs to happen. I would seriously work out and get 18-yo DYA huge in order to properly capture the complete Danzig chest-thumping experience. [/YAMS]
post by DYANZIG NLI at Mar 19,2009 3:18pm
DANZIG APPREESH OR YOU RIDE KEN SUSI'S HORSE TO BUY CENTURY MEDIA GRAB BAGS AT THE APPLE STORE