take a shower

yeah that's probably the best one.....if a shower isn't available, just cram your underwear into the crack of your ass and let it absorb the swampy-ness...that's the only other solution i can think of.

well i was too hungover for a shower this morning and that doesn't help either. it doesn't help that i was sweating my ass off jamming last night either. well... looks like my coworkers are going to have to suffer. so will my seat.

If you don't mind some stinging, try Gold Bond powder.

get fingerblasted by a senior citizen

SuperFly said:


I'll second that one... soap helps too!

dude i'm gonna make your day right here, the key to curing swampoass is......................................................................GOLD BOND, put that shit everywhere, asscrack,asshole,nutsac,gooch, here, there, fucken everywhere!! I will not charge u for these services!

tripple action? i don't trust you

may the swamp monsters be with you

shave your taint and put some baby powder down there put a urinal cake in between your ass crack

manpons

what is swampass?

sounds nasty

unfortunately for me, all my body parts including my ass are tasty...or so the rev tells me

yodaslab said:

urinal cake sandwich

~Carina~ said:

i think you're lying. everyone knows what swampass is. it's the smelly green smoke that rises out of your ass. rev.. tell her will ya?

rev can't keeps his hands off me
i wasn't lying

some girls are just blessed with an anal cunt.