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returntothepit >> discuss >> how many ways can you... by nate on Aug 10,2005 4:53pm
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toggletoggle post by nate   at Aug 10,2005 4:53pm
say you need to shit?

I'll start this off with....

I've got a wee turtle head poking out of me bum...
I've got a nasty stink tail going on here...
Time to drop the kids at the pool...

you're turn... ready.... go!



toggletoggle post by nate   at Aug 10,2005 4:53pm
I've gotta go pinch a loaf...



toggletoggle post by nate   at Aug 10,2005 4:54pm
phew... someone's baking brownies...



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Aug 10,2005 4:56pm
Drop a deuce



toggletoggle post by hunterhunter   at Aug 10,2005 5:33pm
layin pipe
droppin anchor
choppin gut lumber



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 10,2005 5:58pm
layin pipe is having sex, not taking a shit



toggletoggle post by Hooker nli at Aug 10,2005 5:59pm
laying cable is shitting. not pipe.



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Aug 10,2005 6:00pm
anonymous said:
layin pipe is having sex, not taking a shit



it can be both, if you are doing it right!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 10,2005 6:11pm
I'm shitting while typing thing...
er.. I mean, I'm doing sit down business.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 10,2005 6:18pm
yeah you were doing "sit down business"



toggletoggle post by wade nli at Aug 10,2005 6:37pm
i don't know about the actual shitting but when i got bubble guts going on, watch out.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 10,2005 6:42pm
bubble guts?



toggletoggle post by john wayne‘s ghost at Aug 10,2005 6:45pm
yeah, pre diarrhea gut groans and, uh, bubbling.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Aug 10,2005 7:07pm
Pushing brown
Catching up on my reading
Disposing of last night's dinner
Creating new obsidian rock in the porcelain dome ocean



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 10,2005 7:10pm edited Aug 10,2005 7:11pm
chuckin' a gorilla finger



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Aug 10,2005 7:13pm
I'll brb, I've gotta squat a grumpy



toggletoggle post by Notorious D.U.G. at Aug 10,2005 8:03pm
DreamingInExile said:
I'll brb, I've gotta squat a grumpy


where did you first hear that? One day a few years ago I just started saying "I gotta squat a mad grump." Never thought anyone would use those words together ever again. Interesting.

I have to see a man about a big brown horse.
Taking the browns to the super bowl.
Dropping the Cosby's off at the pool.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 10,2005 8:45pm
hoser said:
chuckin' a gorilla finger


Notorious D.U.G. said:
I have to see a man about a big brown horse.
Taking the browns to the super bowl.


haha those are great.

Squattin' mad grumps yo



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