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returntothepit >> discuss >> Rap = Black metal by whiskey_weed_and_women on Aug 5,2005 5:38pm
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toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Aug 5,2005 5:38pm

Rap = Black metal

Rap:
Obsessed with "keeping it real", an arbitrary set of rules
Black metal:
Obsessed with "staying true", an arbitrary set of rules

Rap:
Band members with fake names
Black metal:
Band members with fake names

Rap:
Complaints about opression from white christians
Black metal:
Complaints about opression from white christians

Rap:
Overly concerned with making money
Black metal:
Overly concerned with not making money

Rap:
Cheesy synthesizers
Black metal:
Cheesy synthesizers

Rap:
Barely in English
Black metal:
Barely in English

Rap:
Strong feelings about God
Black metal:
Strong feelings about God

Rap:
Black skin
Black metal:
Black leather

Rap:
100 guest appearances on every album
Black metal:
100 side projects by every band member

Rap:
Musicians arrested for murder
Black metal:
Musicians arrested for murder

Rap:
Closed-minded fanbase
Black metal:
Closed-minded fanbase

Rap:
Very expensive tennis shoes
Black metal:
Very expensive leather boots

Rap:
Imagery containing dogs
Black metal:
Imagery containing wolves

Rap:
Negative portrayals of whites
Black metal:
Negative portrayals of Jews

Rap:
Rips off samples from pop music
Black metal:
Rips off ideas from classical music

Rap:
Videos with super-shiny floors and cars
Black metal:
Videos with super-shiny swords

Rap:
Imagery of the urban jungles
Black metal:
Imagery of the bleak forests

Rap:
Pride in geographic region
Black metal:
Pride in geographic region

Rap:
Pride in own race
Black metal:
Pride in own race

Rap:
Songs about hanging out
Black metal:
Songs about hanging people

Rap:
Overly concerned with appearance
Black metal:
Overly concerned with appearance

Rap:
High number of guys with either no hair or long hair
Black metal:
High number of guys with either no hair or long hair

Rap:
Vocal style masks lack of singing ability
Black metal:
Vocal style masks lack of singing ability

Rap:
Take pride in their (unintentionally) humorous lyrics
Black metal:
Take pride in their (unintentionally) humorous lyrics

Rap:
Musicians face accusations of selling out
Black metal:
Musicians face accusations of selling out

Rap:
Unusual interest in ancestry
Black metal:
Unusual interest in ancestry

Rap:
Videos with scantily-clad women
Black metal:
Promo photos with scantily-clad women

Rap:
Booty Calls are a common theme
Black metal:
A Call To Arms is a common theme

Rap:
Constantly drinking alcohol
Black metal:
Constantly drinking alcohol

Rap:
Axing people kweshuns
Black metal:
Carrying battle axes

Rap:
Bitching about being enslaved
Black metal:
A bunch of bitches called Enslaved




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 5,2005 5:50pm
that was awesome. enslaved rules.



toggletoggle post by BobDead at Aug 5,2005 6:40pm
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 5,2005 6:46pm
ENSLAVED are better than any band WWW likes.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Aug 5,2005 7:14pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
ENSLAVED are better than any band WWW likes.


right, cause you talk to me on a daily basis and know my record collection.

and i seriously doubt anything you got is better then Johnny Cash, Hank Williams or George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic

eat a dick and go back to losing your hair, fascist !



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 5,2005 7:42pm
I can't talk to you for very long, your teeth gross me out.



toggletoggle post by Bradster at Aug 5,2005 7:53pm
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
AUTOPSY_666 said:
ENSLAVED are better than any band WWW likes.


right, cause you talk to me on a daily basis and know my record collection.

and i seriously doubt anything you got is better then Johnny Cash, Hank Williams or George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic

eat a dick and go back to losing your hair, fascist !


hahaha



toggletoggle post by blue  at Aug 5,2005 8:37pm
REPOST POLICE



toggletoggle post by blue  at Aug 5,2005 8:37pm
this is like 4 years old.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 5,2005 8:42pm
blue said:
REPOST POLICE





toggletoggle post by . at Aug 5,2005 8:52pm
why is this flagged as news?



toggletoggle post by the dude at Aug 5,2005 11:15pm
there are no niggers in black metal there are plenty in rap



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 6,2005 12:27am
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
AUTOPSY_666 said:
ENSLAVED are better than any band WWW likes.


right, cause you talk to me on a daily basis and know my record collection.

and i seriously doubt anything you got is better then Johnny Cash, Hank Williams or George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic

eat a dick and go back to losing your hair, fascist !


Johnny Cash is okay, but I bet everyone on this board has stuff in their record collection better than him. For older music, I think The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, and even Bob Dylan made better music than Johnny Cash.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 6,2005 12:28am
But this was funny

My favorite:

Rap:
Strong feelings about God
Black metal:
Strong feelings about God



toggletoggle post by the dude at Aug 6,2005 1:45am
rap
bunch of punk ass nigger losers
black metal bunch of punk ass losers



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Aug 6,2005 4:10am
this is great, since black metal is gay


at least rappers get attractive girls under 140lbs



toggletoggle post by the dude at Aug 7,2005 12:23am

RAP/ fuck hot white chicks
black metal/ fuck white skanks
rap/ live in million dollar homes
BLACK METAL live at home still
rap/ have gold teeth
black metal/ have yellow teeth
rap are mostly black
black metal wear mostly black
rap closet homosexuals
black metal closet homosexuals
rap closet christains
black metal closet christains



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 7,2005 9:53am
retzam said:
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
AUTOPSY_666 said:
ENSLAVED are better than any band WWW likes.


right, cause you talk to me on a daily basis and know my record collection.

and i seriously doubt anything you got is better then Johnny Cash, Hank Williams or George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic

eat a dick and go back to losing your hair, fascist !


Johnny Cash is okay, but I bet everyone on this board has stuff in their record collection better than him. For older music, I think The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, and even Bob Dylan made better music than Johnny Cash.


TULL!



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