t money couldn't beat his mother in a food fight. no wonder his girlfriend cheats on him TOO.
post by anonymous at Jul 28,2005 1:52am
the foot long roast beef sandwich i ate for lunch today tasted kind of sloppy and loose. upon closer inspection i discovered it was joe christianni's girlfriend's vagina.
post by anonymous at Jul 28,2005 2:02am
THIS JUST IN: joe christianni's girlfriend opened her whorebag mouth for a rebuttal and the crabs crawled out. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
suprisingly you were the only one to get it correct. many others from well known bands were called and every one of them said Ben Franklin instead of Roosevelt.
joe christianni says "i don't who mount rushmore is but i want it to be known that i rub myself with grape jelly at night and say 'I'D FUCK ME' repeatedly in front of the mirror"
post by anon at Jul 28,2005 11:48pm
isn't youre girlfriends nickname slam-pig in the boston indie rock scene?