I sqwat in akward positions where I can really see below my ass...
in the last couple weeks, I've sat on a horse cock budwiser can (middle east), a pool of beer (middle east), and an almost perfectly positioned new castle bottle (middle east)..
luckily, I kept my anal cherry. though all that shit happened at the middle east... some thing gay going on there. my spidie sense is tingling (or did I just eat too much wasabi)