For the rest of your life you either

A. Have all the drugs you could possibly want but never have sex again other than masturbation

or

B. Fuck all the hot chicks you could ever want but never touch another drug again, including alcohol, nicoteen, and caffeine.

Pick one.

I pick drugs. Chicks suck.

torn between 2 lovers

Easy Choice, Sex.

after some deep thought, I would take the drugs also.

Being incredibly rude to a hot girl who's used to guys kissing her ass is a high in itself.

RustedAngel said:

only with my girlfriend of course.

RA just topped his own gaiety

I couldn't imagine going through the rest of my life sober.
NO FUCKING WAY!

I have a feeling us over 30's are going to pick drugs.
The kids will pick sex.

I find myself not even caring about sex at all anymore. I'd rather be rude to a girl than hit on her.

I just wrote a song called "I Hate Women So Much I Wish I Was Gay"

Drugs.

Castration and a sautering iron could take care of that other problem forever.

Plus, you can do enouh drugs to kill your sex drive. You can't fuck away drug cravings.

Josh_Martin said:

go suck on a frozen pineapple.

I'm married so sex doesn't matter anymore anyways... I went with drugs... pot being the drug of choice, oh some pills wouldn't hurt either... do we get to only pick one drug or all drugs vs sex?

all drugs and booze

ok, I made the right choice then, bahahaha

I don't do drugs, but I hate women so much because all my ex's are dead beat mother cunts, I would choose drugs. actually I drink and smoke cigarettes, so their is the benefit. I always wish death or GAIDS on most women I meet. Most women mentally and physically smell like the inside of a bums asshole.

I'm hopelessly torn.

you guys obviously never met any women that weren't skank as ho's with VD's. take a shower, maybe even shave your puebes.

Drugs over women?

Jesus Christ only a complete pile of failure would choose drugs.

RustedAngel said:


wow... I'll try not to take that personally Tom as I just mentioned the fact I was married...

nate said:

Same here...

and it was an obvious joke or I wouldn't be married in the first place... and my wife does the drugs with me so I guess my final answer is I'll take both cause I can have both anytime I want...

that wasn't directed towards you, plus, you're married so you're automatically excluded since you can only hump one woman. I think. haha.

RustedAngel said:

That's just not true. Nice exaggeration though.

I was calling you gay, not because you chose sex, but you chose sex only with your girlfriend. How boring can you get?

Hooker hating our I.T. guy said:

Only a completely pussy whipped fag who thinks with his dick would choose women.

btw My sex life is just fine. I just really really hate women these days. Dumb useless cunts.
I wish I could be attracted to a guy's hairy stinkpipe, but I'm not.

I'm a complete pussy whipped fag!!!!!!!!!

OOHHHH!!! OOHHHH!!!! OVER HERE!!!! PICK ME PICKE ME!!!!!

i voted sex!
it can be like a drug you know!

hoser said:

No, you're just a plain old regular fag.

succubus said:

You have never done real drugs then.

Josh_Martin said:

i'm going home to do drugs and drink beers.
good bye!

I too an going to do drugs and drink beer.

There is no way, no fucking way, that anyone who chose sex is in a good band.

is this a joke?...i mean really, come on

Sex please.

Don't ask me how I'm going to make it in the music industry without choosing drugs. I guess I could just sleep my way to the top...

sex of course! but wright now I do neither

Josh_Martin said:


You think so? You're a bigger failure than I originally thought.

im only 19, iv met a couple real nice girls, and i still choose drugs. sex is kinda overrated, especially without intimate feelings for eachother, and most drugs are just fucking awesome, even tho i mostly just smoke herb. but oh man, access to any drugs in the world whenever i want... just imagining this is better than sex...
...........
....*splooge*

Wait... a 19 year old who chooses drugs? This is unbelievable.

I'm in shock.

sex.

well iv never been a walking boner like almost every other guy my age and younger

and now i cant stop thinking about having access to lsd and dmt and shit, plus all the shrooms and crazy bud all the time.

*second splooge*

dude that'd be like... fuckin' awesome dude

exhumed4death said:

yeah goodluck with that !

im 17 and i chose drugs

I can't believe it's not been said yet....
BLOWING COKE OFF LITTLE KIDS DICKS.
there, I said it for MSD

I'm gonna miss my cigarette after sex. Being too drunk to fuck sucks.

caffeine is the only "drug" I do and I can live without it so sex for me please. And drugs are as fucking retarded as women anyway. You can at least hit a woman afterwards.

Josh_Martin said:

Notorious_DUG said:


But hitting girls while sober isn't as fun!

hahahahahaha oh man too many funny things said

i chose drugs. i guess i'm a faggot.

KillerKadoogan said:

not with hair like that Benji !

i'm so fucked if i go to prison

Sex is my drug.
I could give up caffeine if I really had to.
Wow my life is interesting.

i choose drugs because they dont talk back. id like an endless supply of opium so i can sit in a den all day and live for over 100 years

The guideline was fuck them. No one ever said anything about talking to them or putting up with their shit.

I'd kill myself in a second if I could never get high again, even if I could bang the goddess of fuck herself.

I'm an alcoholic. I pop pills. i don't do any other drugs because i'm affraid of what i'll do when i'm on them. i'm a paranoid schizophrenic. sex is pretty much like a drug though.

this is a great thread.
josh does it again!

People who use drugs are cowards. Big pussies who can't handle life and need to escape. People who don't have the balls to face reality and be themselves. Poor babies. Toughen' up. Sex is the only choice. It's real.

I dont use drugs to hide from reality. I like to have a buzz. If someone smokes pot they are a coward??? Well there are a lot of cowards in this world then. I face reality every day. I support myself, work full time, and pay all my own bills. You can have your head on straight and be high at the same time no problem. I do it everyday.

Most of the sex people had to resort to name calling like Hooker and Sgt Dumbass up there.
Why are you so insecure with your choice?

I still stand by statement that there is no way that anyone who chose sex is in a good band.

haha. no shit

shatteredliz said:

if that's your plan, you can start with me

so how many people got drunk and high last night compared to how many got laid? obviously i got drunk and high.

drugs 1
sex 0

Yes, there are lot of cowards in this world. Lots of them. Everyone needs an escape it's people who drugs are there lifes, and if you choosing drugs over sex then it is your life IMO. Also, I am talking more about the hardcore drugs really....

I'm sure there are a lot of straight cowards here also.

Gene Simmons and Ted Nugent made there choices.

Josh_Martin said:

Sargent Shlep said:

I picked drugs also...because I have been doing them because of sex and all the dumb whores i get with...now off to L.A. for more drugs and whores!!

I drank and then got a BJ so
drugs 2
sex 1

you're double dipping rev

since when is booze a drug?
and what do i get for making that drink?
not like i put any roofies or anything..

fucking my girl is like being high anyways, so i'd take that. technically weed isnt a drug, so i'll take sex and weed.

the choice includes drugs, alcohol, caffeine, and nicotine.

~Carina~ said:

Uh, alcohol has been a drug since the beginning of time.

Damn Rev, you need to school your bitch.

Jesus_Slaves said:

Wrong again.
THC is most certainly a drug.

well yeah, but i was speaking in the sense that weed is a plant as opposed to crack, which isnt.

i thought you were a huge kiss fan?!

well , crack IS actually derived from a plant.

COKE ALSO

to me, you saying "drugs" = illegal drugs

what if I don't want either?

if you don't want either, then forget it...do whatever makes you happy

eh, I guess I would have to go with drugs. I love me some liquor and I could still masturbate...that means I can incorporate toys too, right? ok...drugs it is.

looks like this thread is turning into a home edition of lesbian camp.

all the girls get mullets and ani difranco records.
all the guys, get the fuck out!

Josh_Martin]
succubus said:<<i voted sex!
it can be like a drug you know!

>>

You have never done real drugs then.

sorry i only saw this comment now..and my reply to you Josh is that you've obviously never had AWESOME SEX
=)

ZING!

my brain must be cooked from all the drugs 'n booze cause I find this thread very amusing.

~Carina~ said:

I have had awesome sex. I've also done awesome drugs.

You've had awesome sex but have never done good drugs. You have no basis at all for comparison.


When you've been writhing on the ground in pleasure after doing a shot of cocaine that makes an orgasm seem like the most pointless thing in the universe, then we'll talk.

you ever had awesome sex.............ON WEED??!

yes

3 hours of work to go, i've got everything done.
I could sure use some drugs now.

aaron if you're reading this...there is a bug on text.rttp...not all replies show up right away.
josh's last reply to me only showed up now...when i looked before i could only see superfly's reply...
~~~
Josh, i don't do drugs and never tried and never will try coke, i lost a good friend to coke and my ex (when i was in college) was a cokehead..and since we broke up last i heard he was in and out of jail...so it's not for me
~~
anyhow, don't mean to be so serious, just stating my experience..

there is no bug on text.rttp
it is your browser.

obviously, your browser chose drugs.

haha

thats drugs 3
sex 1

definitely sex.

This is too tough to chose. I wouldn't give up either one. Drugs and Sex for life.

the whole point is to make a choice, lady.

I bet you could trip off all the fungus in Anne's pussy.

(just kidding Anne)

I haven't been scraching for a while so I'm not sure I could provide the adequate amount of fungus, but in case I do I bet they'll get you either high or drunk.

Drugs!

on drugs

HAHA

Peeing in girls is my anti-drug

probably one of the toughest questions this board has ever posed...I'll probably go with the drugs...they talk back less..

hugs not drugs.

drugs'n'guns!

I voted drugs. Even though they have the downfall of not crying when you hit them.

I choose life!

no contest. I could do without drugs(and I'm sure my body would thank me), but I have to get laid every day or I'll start to go crazy. masturbation just doesn't cut it. that's like comparing mexican dirt weed with some bomb ass smack.

this is sort of like grocery shopping when your hungry..yesterday i chose sex but today i choose drugs.

last time I went to the grocery store hungry, I came back with a container of motzaball mix.
for some reason, in my hungry state, it looked so easy and so good.
damn you hunger!