in the world of condiments, one searches endlessly for that one additive that envelops their world. thousands have come and gone succumbing to the tastebuds of the finicky eater. in this crusade of burger/hot dog taste ascendency, i believe the holy grail has been manufactured. ladies and gentlemen, i present to you Jack Daniels mustard. Christ didnt bleed blood, he bled Jack Daniels mustard. one splash of liquified God is like licking Mary Magdelenes asshole. hail!

Jesus_Slaves said:

haha oh man i gotta try this stuff. you should write product slogans for a living.

when i was down south i bought a slew of jack daniel's condiments...

you should try the BBQ sauces too

~Carina~ said:

when you say down south, do you mean Connecticut? Cause you can get all the J.D. shit at the supermarkets around here.

mustard *vomit*

naw, i meant where they actually make it...i was down there a few years ago...but as you said, you can get the stuff all over now

see regular mustard may make you vomit, but Jack Daniels mustard will make you repent.

there you go with the slogans again.

it will rain hellfire and brimstone out of your ass though

~Carina~ said:

TGI fridays has all the jd stuff