July 2nd, 2005 (Washington, D.C.) - Undaunted by his election loss in 2004 to Republican candidate George W. Bush, John F. Kerry has continued a relentless campaign to attract more special interest voters to his side. Today he expanded that campaign by meeting with the International Hessian Bund, a political action committee for heavy metal fans and musicians.

http://www.anus.com/etc/john_kerry

That is awesome man.

John Kerry should start a metal band. Or maybe even play drums for Teratism.

duh...

that was posted at 2:37 am on July 2, and the 'story' is dated July 2, 2005...

So this happened sometime after midnight last night but before 2:37...?

sloppy

John Kerry should stop being a faggot, and the democrats should run someone with some integrity if they want the white house.

you can't have a coward running the country

yeah, I mean look what Bush did. Another coward would suck

Great speech!

That was the lamest online attempt at comedy I have ever witnessed.
Gay.

BestialOnslaught said:

shut up retahhd.

Joe/NotCommon said:
Apparently they don't what the white house that bad, odds are, that fat pig hillary is running. Theres a person with some integrity......