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returntothepit >> discuss >> the worst horror movies ever by Jesus_Slaves on Jun 17,2005 10:40am
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toggletoggle post by Jesus_Slaves  at Jun 17,2005 10:40am
Unhinged
Last House on the Left
Manos: Hands of Fate
Serial Slayer
Darkness



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 17,2005 10:58am

house of the dead sucked, but so don't any rob zombie movies



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jun 17,2005 10:58am
I just want to point out that this is fucking awesome.




toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jun 17,2005 10:59am
the_reverend said:

house of the dead sucked, but so don't any rob zombie movies


did you take that photo?



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jun 17,2005 11:09am
^^ now THAT was a dumb question



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Jun 17,2005 11:21am
Last House on the Left is awesome.
One of the best horror movies ever made.



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Jun 17,2005 11:29am
Jesus_Slaves said:
Unhinged
Last House on the Left
Manos: Hands of Fate
Serial Slayer
Darkness


holy shit manos is the best movie ever.

well when mst3k did it.




so.....manos....and the hands of fate....



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Jun 17,2005 11:29am
goddamn they need to bring back that show



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jun 17,2005 11:32am
__THeMoor__ said:
goddamn they need to bring back that show


they play reruns on the sci-fi channel, of all stations.



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Jun 17,2005 11:45am
when??? i can never find it. i know they used to but i thought they stopped...



toggletoggle post by yodaslab at Jun 17,2005 11:45am
silent night, deadly night was the worst horror movie ever made. it was about a deranged santa, lol who went around killing people at x-mas. yeah i know it sounds good, but the acting, blood, and camera work made it terrible



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jun 17,2005 11:46am
maybe they did stop. Last time I saw them they were running them around 10 am. yeah, when nobody is watching.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Jun 17,2005 11:49am
last house on the left is a great movie.



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Jun 17,2005 11:53am
silent night deadly night is also hilarious

i really enjoy bad movies. funnier than most comedies



toggletoggle post by Jesus_Slaves  at Jun 17,2005 12:38pm
last house on the left was fucking stupid as hell. MST3K is where i saw Manos Hands of Fate



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 17,2005 12:49pm
GRIM
THE CELLAR



toggletoggle post by hybrid   at Jun 17,2005 2:58pm
people under the stairs



toggletoggle post by BobDead at Jun 17,2005 3:14pm
the last Exorcist movie was complete dogshite...i had high hopes for that and my ass got taken...



toggletoggle post by Septicemic  at Jun 17,2005 3:17pm
My Bloody Valentine



toggletoggle post by Jesus_Slaves  at Jun 17,2005 3:21pm
the last exorcist was visually awesome. but thats about it.



toggletoggle post by Septicemic  at Jun 17,2005 3:32pm
I thoroughly enjoyed the maggot-covered corpse-baby



toggletoggle post by poopsmcgee  at Jun 17,2005 3:42pm
I know what you did last summer (fucking terrible)
but scariest is "now and then",according to that movie Cristina Ricci will grow up to be Rosie O'Donell



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Jun 17,2005 3:44pm
Jesus_Slaves said:
last house on the left was fucking stupid as hell.


You must be retarded.





toggletoggle post by pepe the gay waiter at Jun 17,2005 3:45pm
zombie that was retarted!



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jun 17,2005 3:57pm
hybrid said:
people under the stairs


I love the scene where the dude is running all around his house in a full black leather bondage suit blowing the living shit out of everyhing in sight with a shotgun. I get all teary-eyed every time I see that.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 17,2005 3:58pm
hybrid said:
people under the stairs


that movie is great, what are you talking about?



toggletoggle post by kevord at Jun 17,2005 4:07pm
"Hatred of a Minute". Made the mistake of buying it because Bruce campbell produced it. Horrible acting, horrible story, horrible effects. Also "Last house on the left" Is one of the greatest horror movies ever made.



toggletoggle post by Notorious_DUG at Jun 17,2005 5:03pm
Crazy Fat Ethel



toggletoggle post by IntricateProcess   at Jun 17,2005 6:50pm
seriously, the last 10 years has produdced the worst horror movies ever

valentine
all the screams
the last couple halloweens, espically the one with ice cube?(was it him or someone else? cant remember)
boogeyman

i could go on and on

land of the dead looks frickin sick

oh and has anyone see the werewolf movie "Dog Soliders"?

im wonderin if anyone has seen that around on dvd



toggletoggle post by Notorious_DUG at Jun 17,2005 7:06pm
dog soldiers is great. his new movie looks good as well.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino on a fucking mac... lame at Jun 17,2005 7:10pm
almost all horror movies suck a lot... except Hellraiser, which is obviously really fucking metal.



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Jun 17,2005 7:53pm
Josh_Martin said:
Last House on the Left is awesome.
One of the best horror movies ever made.


i have to agree....that's a fucking great flick!
how can you hate a horror movie with rape scenes?



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jun 17,2005 10:06pm
How can you think Last House On The Left sucks?! I love that movie.



toggletoggle post by Scoracrasia   at Jun 17,2005 10:37pm
Land of the dead. Big time looking forward to this. been waiting for Romero to come out with another dead flick for 20 years! I will be there opening night Next Friday.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jun 17,2005 10:40pm
Scoracrasia said:
Land of the dead. Big time looking forward to this. been waiting for Romero to come out with another dead flick for 20 years! I will be there opening night Next Friday.


I will be there as well.



toggletoggle post by th3rdknuckle at Jun 17,2005 11:17pm
Saw sucked



toggletoggle post by Al_Ravage   at Jun 17,2005 11:20pm
Return To Horror High... best "worst" ending ever. If you've seen it, you know... you definitely know.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jun 17,2005 11:21pm
pepe the gay waiter said:
zombie that was retarted!


BLASPHEMY!!!



toggletoggle post by wade at Jun 17,2005 11:44pm
HELLO...the Texas Chainsaw Massacre sequels anyone??

i remember my parents and friends watching shit like Last House and I Spit On Your Grave, trying to check that shit out..."Wade, go to BED!"

holy fuck...RAZORBACK.

haven't seen it but that last Child's Play thing HAD to suck.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jun 17,2005 11:48pm
TCM2 was one of the greatest movies ever made. And Razorback's cheesyness is so awesome I can't not like it.



toggletoggle post by wade at Jun 17,2005 11:52pm
Dissector said:
TCM2 was one of the greatest movies ever made. And Razorback's cheesyness is so awesome I can't not like it.


sorry, nothing tops the first one (TCM). 'cept maybe Cannibal Holocaust. That one's FUCKED.




toggletoggle post by Notorious_DUG at Jun 18,2005 12:43am
Innaviddadegadda baby! oh that's heavy!



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jun 18,2005 3:17am
i didnt read this thread... but id like to say the amityville horror remake sucked my fucking asshole clean.... and then some



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jun 18,2005 3:18am
and rev... i disagree... house of a thousand corpses = great!



toggletoggle post by poopsmcgee  at Jun 18,2005 12:27pm
deadbeat at dawn



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jun 18,2005 12:33pm
wade said:
Dissector said:
TCM2 was one of the greatest movies ever made. And Razorback's cheesyness is so awesome I can't not like it.


sorry, nothing tops the first one (TCM). 'cept maybe Cannibal Holocaust. That one's FUCKED.



Oh no, I agree with you that the original TCM is the greatest movie ever. But I also love the 2nd one. The rest I agree sucks.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jun 18,2005 4:08pm
DaveFromTheGrave said:
__THeMoor__ said:
goddamn they need to bring back that show


they play reruns on the sci-fi channel, of all stations.

when???!




toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jun 18,2005 4:11pm
anyone ever see "Over-Sexed Rug Suckers from Mars"?



toggletoggle post by moran   at Jun 18,2005 4:43pm
I'm watching Nightmare on Elm St. 2. God damn does this one suck.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jun 18,2005 4:45pm
"you've got the body, I've got the brain."



toggletoggle post by Slayer272   at Jun 18,2005 5:19pm
Anyone seen the cradle of filth made movie, Cradle Of Fear?



toggletoggle post by IntricateProcess   at Jun 18,2005 5:40pm edited Jun 18,2005 5:40pm
im watchin shark attack 2 right now. this movie is fucking terrible



toggletoggle post by Jesus_Slaves  at Jun 20,2005 1:12pm
i dont know what Last House on the Left you are watching, because the one that i saw was fucking terrible. it had one good line in it "piss.....your......pants" that was funny. Seed of Chucky was excruciating to sit through. what a joke.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jun 20,2005 1:13pm
Slayer272 said:
Anyone seen the cradle of filth made movie, Cradle Of Fear?


it was actually kinda cool if you pretend some of the special effects weren't there, particularly during the car chase scene.



toggletoggle post by Paulll at Jun 20,2005 1:40pm
Mothers day
sleepaway camp



toggletoggle post by reuben  at Jun 20,2005 2:44pm
house of 1000 corpses



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Jun 20,2005 2:58pm
Jesus_Slaves said:
i dont know what Last House on the Left you are watching, because the one that i saw was fucking terrible. it had one good line in it "piss.....your......pants" that was funny.


Yeah, that's the same movie. What's not to like about it? Way creepier and more brutal than your standard zombie/slasher flick.
You suck at liking good horror movies.



toggletoggle post by dan. at Jun 20,2005 3:02pm
WHAT THE FUCK

last house on the left is one of the greatest movies ever made!!! so are all 3 sleepaway camp movies!! the people under the stairs is fucking awesome. all but 1 of the nightmare on elm st movies are awesome...god damn it this thread just pissed me off

also, rob zombie had nothing to do with house of the dead



toggletoggle post by dan. at Jun 20,2005 3:05pm
my vote for the worst horror movie ever made is

28 DAYS LATER

the most unwatchable piece of shit i have ever seen



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Jun 20,2005 3:10pm
The worst horror movies ever are any of the standard Hollywood pg-13 crap that has come out in the last 5 or so years. The Ring and other shit like that.
Redneck Zombies was better than The Ring.



toggletoggle post by Jesus_Slaves  at Jun 20,2005 3:18pm
good horror movies are ones like Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Hellraiser, Zombie, House of 1000 Corpses, Gates of Hell etc. not crap like Last House on the Left. it was as poorly done as Unhinged.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Jun 20,2005 3:25pm
Jesus_Slaves said:
good horror movies are ones like Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Hellraiser, Zombie, House of 1000 Corpses, Gates of Hell etc. not crap like Last House on the Left. it was as poorly done as Unhinged.


Last House on the Left is way better than all those movies.
I think you just didn't get it. Some people can't get into horror movies that are, y'know, well-written with a good story instead of just pointless gore. (not that there's anything wrong with pointless gore)
If you were expecting a blood bath, too bad.

Dead Alive was dumb as fuck.



toggletoggle post by dan. at Jun 20,2005 3:27pm
Mari, 17, is dying. Even for her, the worst is yet to come.



toggletoggle post by Jesus_Slaves  at Jun 20,2005 3:33pm
well, if you actually paid attention to House of 1000 Corpses, or Hellraiser, it wasnt pointless gore. in fact, there was minimal gore in both of those. genius. they are excellent movies. last house on the left was a joke and a waste of time.



toggletoggle post by Jesus_Slaves  at Jun 20,2005 3:34pm
i wasnt expecting a blood bath, i was expecting a good movie.



toggletoggle post by dan. at Jun 20,2005 3:34pm
i dont think you "get it"



toggletoggle post by Dave Maggot at Jun 20,2005 5:07pm
house of a thousand corpses
cabin fever
deadtime stories
boogeyman
a nightmare on elm st 2
they
chud 2: bud the chud
i could go on for hours, but these movies do in fact suck balls.



toggletoggle post by bestial onsluts at Jun 21,2005 6:01pm
any chucky movie



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Jun 21,2005 6:32pm
this thread disappoints me !



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Jun 21,2005 7:50pm
Dave Maggot said:
house of a thousand corpses
cabin fever
deadtime stories
boogeyman
a nightmare on elm st 2
they
chud 2: bud the chud
i could go on for hours, but these movies do in fact suck balls.


i liked cabin fever....
lots of tittie shots
lots of blood and gore
the killer was an incurable, easily spread disease(and therefore can't be stopped)
faggot yuppie college kids dying awful deaths
stupid rednecks
and the best part, at the end, the queer from boy meets world dies, and spreads his disease into the water that those little kids used to make lemonade.

what's not to like?

also, nightmare two was a good one, personally i think "new nightmare" was the only shitty elm street flick



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Jun 21,2005 7:52pm
Josh_Martin said:
Jesus_Slaves said:
good horror movies are ones like Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Hellraiser, Zombie, House of 1000 Corpses, Gates of Hell etc. not crap like Last House on the Left. it was as poorly done as Unhinged.


Last House on the Left is way better than all those movies.
I think you just didn't get it. Some people can't get into horror movies that are, y'know, well-written with a good story instead of just pointless gore. (not that there's anything wrong with pointless gore)
If you were expecting a blood bath, too bad.

Dead Alive was dumb as fuck.


once again i have to (mostly) agree with josh
except that i like dead alive, probably just because it was so stupid, and it was fun to watch all piss drunk




toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Jun 21,2005 7:55pm
Jesus_Slaves said:
well, if you actually paid attention to House of 1000 Corpses, or Hellraiser, it wasnt pointless gore. in fact, there was minimal gore in both of those. genius. they are excellent movies. last house on the left was a joke and a waste of time.



last house was a really good movie, very good movie.

house of a thousand douchebags was rob zombie sitting in a room, jerking off to old b-class horror flicks, and texas chainsaw massacre for a month straight, and then (without one original thought in his head) deciding to make a movie.....and i might add, one of the worst movies ever made......althought there was some gore, some interesting humour, and it was nice to see bill mosley working again, the movie overall sucked balls



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Jun 21,2005 9:32pm
Josh_Martin said:
Last House on the Left is awesome.
One of the best horror movies ever made.


Definately. I love when they force those girls to piss themselves



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jun 21,2005 9:45pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
Josh_Martin said:
Last House on the Left is awesome.
One of the best horror movies ever made.


Definately. I love when they force those girls to piss themselves


Yes! That's my favorite scene.

"Piss your pants!"
"What?"
"Piss your pants!"



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