it sounds like a fucking softcore porn movie idea pitch

but I'm sick of travelling all over the state to find supplementary income in libraries which only offer like 5 hrs. a week and are full of a million screaming brats

Harvard has a relatively cheap bartending course, though, can you picture me as your bartender?

hahaha, I can already see how the guys are gonna respond

'heya toots, gimme a shot, and schlitz on my face'

powerkok said:

AHAHAAHAHAHAHA

depends on the tip

this thread is gonna turn into softcore porn if you keep leaving open ended statements like that...

the size of the tip?
or the amount of money left as a tip?

hahaha yep...

see! I told you!!!

good luck getting out to any shows if you start bartending. Why do you think you guys NEVER FUCKING SEE ME AT SHOWS. I CAN'T GO BECAUSE I ALWAYS WORK EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT. I HATE THE FUCKING RESTARAUNT INDUSTRY.

it's the $$$

davefromthegrave said:

daytime prep is the way to go!!

after a while it just aint' worth it anymore. I havent' had a girlfriend in over a year, I've got three different girls right now who want to get down my pants but they work during the day and I work at night, so I end up with no time to see them, or any of the rest of my friends who just want to hang out. It kills your social life.

idk, you should try it, but it gets old after awhile.

powerkok said:

I used to work lunch but it wasn't worth it at Olive Garden with all the cheapskate geriatric soup & salad cocksuckers

good luck larissa
you should work for a fancy/trendy restaurant in the city. Wear those naughty glasses and a short skirt you'll get the job...trust me!

Olive Garden can suck my breadstick.
I hate them.
Food and workwise.
People...never eat at the Olive Garden. You dont even wanna know what goes on in those kitchens.

one night I came home from work there and found a cockroach in my pants when I was changing. I'm not making this up.

I dont doubt it for a second.
The OG I worked at smelled like piss and shit constantly because the emp. bathrooms were always backing up into the kitchen.

~Carina~ said:

yup, an up-scale fancy-schmancy overpriced restaraunt will net you some serious tips at the end of the night.

FREE DRINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tipping is not a city in China