Burn the little panties off of nubiles with a bunson burner
Slim on that maturity, but Jesus fuck, their tits are firmer
Pick them up for Grease 2, and by God they've gone to driver's ed
That's OK, 'cause mom will dork me in that queen-size parents bed


Please post yer favorite lyrics / ramblings from the Dutch Hercules, if you care to share.

There are so many jems.

Pope on a rope!
See the swingin dego
Pope on a rope!
Puppet on a string
Pope on a rope!
Symbol of oppression
Pope on a rope!
Swing Ponitiff swing!

I wish I could find that album

"I'm gonna ram my tongue so far up your puckered starfish, I'll carve my initials in tommorrow's turds."

Excellent choice -- I have "We're the Meatmen and you Suck" on vinyl somewhere. I need to find that as well.

My mom would tie me up in a burlap sack
Whenever in my pants she found a crap
Between her fingers squished the shit as clenched her fist
Then she kicked me in the dick, god she was pi-i-i-i-i-i-issed!

RichHorror said:

Hahaha -- "This one goes out to the girl in the front row with the Anthrax t-shirt that you can barely read because of her massive mammarian mcgillicutties, because after the show baby, I want you too!"

So we shoot
Methedrine in our veins
Bathtub crank=freight train brain
gobble downs to make me sane
I WANT DRUGS
Percodan and valium
High grade ganja yum yum yum
CHOICE, and eight ball give me some.
I WANT DRUGS
GIVE ME DRUGS
ALL YOUR DRUGS
OR YOU'RE DEAD!

great LP covers.

I love my big blaack bbq pit is 9 foot 9
I raise my own steers and hog kill cue them all the time.
Im a meat eatin motherfucker, 3 squares a day
Gimme a weak, defenseless creature, and Ill make em pay!!

Last time I hitched a ride
Last thing I really wanted was a turban headed guy
Took me twice as far as I had to go
Just gimme semi automatic, and away, I'll blow.
Camel jockeys suck
Camel jockeys suck
Camel jockeys suck
Camel jockeys suck my dick.

Reef on this knuckle sandwich....were not tooling for anus!

Thanks Andols.....I could do this all day.

tooling for anus!

I heart Meatmen. That is all.

Tesco Vee is a cool guy in person, too... he's kinda the one who convinced me that 26 isn't too old to start a band for the first time.

I'm pleased to see this thread.

I got Charo and Dolly Parton in a hot tub, workin a mean, sloe gin upper colonic...womba womba womba Im talkin bt109 bt 110.

powerkok said:

Tooling for anus, that's you
Tooling for anus, him too
Tooling for anus, her too
Tooling for anus, them too

Detroit City is the place to go
If you want to lick gonads or blow a stiff
Bookies, nunzios, menjos too
Pack some brown and shoot some glue

*chorus*

I'm not a fag and I'll never be
Afraid to hit the can just to take a pee
Afraid that some fag will grab my ass
I'll stick his face with broken glass

*chorus*

The Meatmen and The Dwarves were the two best bands in this history of recorded music.

Tesco Vee is jesus !

"One thing burns me up more than Bull Dykes....is all the towelheaded foreigners theyre letting into our country, god damned foodstampin mohammeds, makes me wanna make em dance to the tune of automatic weapon fire"
TescoVee.

My old band covered I'm Glad I'm Not a Girl for a Meatmen covers cd. Unfortunately, all the other bands on it sucked.

Josh_Martin said:

"...the monthly rot they all must bleed"

we would like to see reggae people stuck on a christian church steeple
then we'd stone 'em to death
dread locks and narrow minds muggle brains is all you'll find
Haille Sellasie is up my butt...

Sex Mart 2000

the Courtney Love doll now in slim trim silky smoothe model and of course the fatso bloated junkie model.

and of course our number 1 best seller the G.G Allin love doll, now with vibrator heated anus.

Jerkin off
Jerkin off
He's been caught red handed

Beatin off
whackin off
He's been caught red handed

Dude, Cori Clark is having a party down at his dude ranch...

its over boyd!!
Jeeth one rimjob a year ago and he thinth were loverth.

powerkok said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I caught a strap-on dildo that Tesco threw at Club Babyhead when I was a teenager. Unfortunately I ended up tossing it. Too bad - it'd be a collector's item, now.

The enema bag slowly fills with a brown viscous yoohoo slow gin blend, which is anally-injected with 500 lbs of nitrous into the turd-cutter of a 300lb black mamba she-bitch. GO!

(I don't know the rest)

ROBBING AND KILLING FOR
MEAT

largefreakatzero said:

hahahahahahha

Boyd, bring all your blondie and benetar.
Super, super.

Have you theen the new tennith instructor?
His crank is as long as my arm, Id give my birthright to take that rocket up my mudtrail.

Just so you boys know, I forwarded this thread to Tesco. I thought he'd dig seeing it.

Later,
Bob

norwellbob said:

That's cool man -- I've been a huge fan of Tesco and the Meat since I was in about 7th grade. When's the reunion???

Hell ya!!! MEATMEN REUNION!
Tesco helped shape my adult life.
The KING of gab.