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returntothepit >> discuss >> SUICIDE PARTY ... MEMBERS NEEDED ... POST HERE. by ieatpeople4god on May 24,2005 9:06am
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toggletoggle post by ieatpeople4god at May 24,2005 9:06am
I am bored with the mundane workings and the trite inner trappings of what we call humanity, society, and life. I like long walks on the beach, small dead puppies, and black lace. if anyone likes cutting or asphyxiation please post here with your e-mail. i plan on packing as many people as i can in my van. i don't want to make the melancholy transcendance to the netherworld alone! plus if any suicidal young girls want to have sex fights with me as we are cutting each other in the death van let me know a WEEK IN ADVANCE beacuse i was thinking of self castration, maybe life as a unic won't be so bad.



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at May 24,2005 9:09am
im down if its a sweet van



toggletoggle post by ieatpeople4god at May 24,2005 9:18am
it's a 2002 town and country-- soccer mom minivan, blood would look good on the plush blue upholestry. it's a "sweet van" in a sense that it's nice. but it's not a "sweet van" in the traditoinal 1984 ford club wagon with the teardrop back side windows and psychadelic space dolphins flying on rainbows with unicorns airbrushed on the side.



toggletoggle post by silky  at May 24,2005 9:25am
tell 'em about the razor scooters.



toggletoggle post by ieatpeople4god at May 24,2005 9:49am edited May 24,2005 9:50am
2 blue RZA razor skooters, 1 red RZA razor wheelie bar skooter, and 1 40 lb skeeter scooter are in the back of the mom van. we can wear the vintage "Eva Gabor" wigs i found deep in my mom's stuff as i was bringing all her stuff to storage before she was off to have her soul die in federal prison. people look hot in wigs and on scooters. my friend's baby died at 13 days old in his arms, he'll be down for the big "japanesque" suicide party also. after i saw star wars episode 3 i said to my buddy " all i have left is to tie off in a shitty motel and die of a herion overdose." but now i have a sexfighting, wig wearing, scooter riding suicide party to look forward to. serious inquiries only!!!!



toggletoggle post by ieatpeople4god at May 24,2005 10:15am
P.S. if any girls that like black and have dyed hair want to sex fight without the suicide, i'm down with that too.



toggletoggle post by ieatpeople4god at May 24,2005 10:17am
3----D >>> (o)



YUM



toggletoggle post by ieatcock4jesus at May 24,2005 1:11pm
We Need More Members.



toggletoggle post by XxVelicciaxX   at May 24,2005 5:04pm
sounds like a good time ;)



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