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returntothepit >> discuss >> MY PROM IS ON THE 26th by my_pretentious_erection on May 17,2005 1:54am
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toggletoggle post by my_pretentious_erection   at May 17,2005 1:54am
i'll be wearing something like this photoshoppiedimage i did:



who wants to go with me?
[i will have some mushrooms to share if is a girl]



toggletoggle post by my_pretentious_erection   at May 17,2005 1:54am
i am also going to dyemy hair white silvergrey like andy warhol the asshole who was not really very creative.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at May 17,2005 2:03am
i'll go if you promise to put out afterwards



toggletoggle post by my_pretentious_erection   at May 17,2005 2:04am
ov course i will but only if you have vagina?

i am hard like that and can you handle it?



toggletoggle post by jesus  at May 17,2005 5:33am
how about you ask a girl at school?..



toggletoggle post by an80smetalchick at May 17,2005 9:22am
If you wear white, don't spill your red wine!



toggletoggle post by joe/notcommon   at May 17,2005 9:23am
If you have drugs, just date rape someone



toggletoggle post by an80smetalchick at May 17,2005 9:28am
joe/notcommon said:
If you have drugs, just date rape someone


Joe, do you still have those fantasies of penguins frolicking around you on a deserted island while ejaculating on a telephone pole while midget women throw tiny pickles at you?



toggletoggle post by joe/notcommon   at May 17,2005 9:28am
No, my only fantasy involves cutting out women's eyes



toggletoggle post by an80smetalchick at May 17,2005 9:35am
cool, can i have your eyes? i'll keep them in a black box wrapped in silk next to my pillow!



toggletoggle post by joe/notcommon   at May 17,2005 9:36am
Do I know you?



toggletoggle post by an80smetalchick at May 17,2005 9:38am
of course you do, look at my profile! silly rabbit, trix r 4 kids!



toggletoggle post by joe/notcommon   at May 17,2005 9:39am
I looked, not ringing any bells.



toggletoggle post by an80smetalchick at May 17,2005 9:40am
you just saw me on Saturday night, need i kick you in the bells to remind you?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at May 17,2005 10:23am
Prom??? Fuck, I'm old.



toggletoggle post by an80smetalchick at May 17,2005 10:24am
My prom sucked. The bus broke down and stranded all of us kids on the highway.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 17,2005 10:31am
proms are for wiggers



toggletoggle post by an80smetalchick at May 17,2005 12:38pm
I am a wigger! My name is Roxanne Chante' - oh wait, you're probably too young to remember that shit.



toggletoggle post by my_pretentious_erection   at May 17,2005 2:23pm
i'm taking the subway to the prom.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at May 17,2005 2:28pm
my_pretentious_erection said:
ov course i will but only if you have vagina?

i am hard like that and can you handle it?


I have a vagina.



toggletoggle post by my_pretentious_erection   at May 17,2005 2:58pm
you're a pervert.




toggletoggle post by jesus  at May 17,2005 3:15pm
heres some advice, stop photoshopping outfit ideas and find a date instead of posting on the internet



toggletoggle post by my_pretentious_erection   at May 17,2005 3:38pm
fuck that. i'm spending almost 500 on a suit, i don't have the money for a date.



toggletoggle post by an80smetalchick at May 17,2005 3:53pm
my_pretentious_erection said:
fuck that. i'm spending almost 500 on a suit, i don't have the money for a date.


This sounds very metrosexual!




toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at May 17,2005 4:06pm
i went to my sisters grand march last friday, she was princess, i got a buncha of numbers from girls i knew in high school. i hated my prom, i ate the meal and left with my date.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at May 17,2005 4:42pm
i went to like 6 proms, always left early, always got shitted at somone elses expense.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at May 17,2005 5:00pm
KeithMutiny said:
i went to like 6 proms, always left early, always got shitted at somone elses expense.


you're my hero



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 17,2005 5:33pm
I know there's a dude in Throwing Shrapnel that lived for prom jokes at the flywheel show last friday night...perhaps that's him above me?



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at May 17,2005 5:34pm
HAHAHA, im sad i missed that show after hearing about it.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at May 17,2005 7:23pm
i wore black vinyl to prom, got shit faced and passed out. not that exciting.



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