i'll be wearing something like this photoshoppiedimage i did:



who wants to go with me?
[i will have some mushrooms to share if is a girl]

i am also going to dyemy hair white silvergrey like andy warhol the asshole who was not really very creative.

i'll go if you promise to put out afterwards

ov course i will but only if you have vagina?

i am hard like that and can you handle it?

how about you ask a girl at school?..

If you wear white, don't spill your red wine!

If you have drugs, just date rape someone

joe/notcommon said:

Joe, do you still have those fantasies of penguins frolicking around you on a deserted island while ejaculating on a telephone pole while midget women throw tiny pickles at you?

No, my only fantasy involves cutting out women's eyes

cool, can i have your eyes? i'll keep them in a black box wrapped in silk next to my pillow!

Do I know you?

of course you do, look at my profile! silly rabbit, trix r 4 kids!

I looked, not ringing any bells.

you just saw me on Saturday night, need i kick you in the bells to remind you?

Prom??? Fuck, I'm old.

My prom sucked. The bus broke down and stranded all of us kids on the highway.

proms are for wiggers

I am a wigger! My name is Roxanne Chante' - oh wait, you're probably too young to remember that shit.

i'm taking the subway to the prom.

my_pretentious_erection said:

I have a vagina.

you're a pervert.

heres some advice, stop photoshopping outfit ideas and find a date instead of posting on the internet

fuck that. i'm spending almost 500 on a suit, i don't have the money for a date.

my_pretentious_erection said:

This sounds very metrosexual!

i went to my sisters grand march last friday, she was princess, i got a buncha of numbers from girls i knew in high school. i hated my prom, i ate the meal and left with my date.

i went to like 6 proms, always left early, always got shitted at somone elses expense.

KeithMutiny said:

you're my hero

I know there's a dude in Throwing Shrapnel that lived for prom jokes at the flywheel show last friday night...perhaps that's him above me?

HAHAHA, im sad i missed that show after hearing about it.

i wore black vinyl to prom, got shit faced and passed out. not that exciting.