So ive been sick for almost two and a half weeks now, and everything is starting to get back to normal, but right now, my throat feels like its being inflated to about 2039839 psi. Im not severely allergic to anything, and with my throat the way it is, breathing is a chore right now. Any tips on how to get rid of this?

up up down down left right left right b a b a select start

All that ever did was give me infinite ammo....

try entering the code "MUNCHKIN MAGIC SAVES FINAL FORCE"

it gives you 200 Health

Wear a condom next time.

www.webmd.com

if you can't ask a doctor, it's the next best thing

so i checked out web md, and apparently, smoking or chewing tobacco can cause this sort of thing, along with small lumps in your mouth. Looks like i need to stop smoking, maybe thats the problem.

yeah, apparently smoking is bad for you... but i could be wrong

i kinda halve that problem but it's with my ass.
it's an anal fissure.
nick from the taste of silver had one when he was 19 too.

we are fissure buddys.

yeah, and?

that was in reference to the picture...

it came up on google search for semen

try an inhaler called albuterol or something like that. take two shots of vodka after.

Zicam spray -- tastes like ass, but it helps. Airborne tabs work good too.

Never heard of zicam, but i do have airborne, and that usually helps with colds and stuff, not throat problems. And i do have a few inhalers lying around. Ill give those a shot.

go to any hosptial or town/city clinic if you do not have money or insurance and tell them you want to sign up for the "freecare program". If you're not a doctor, don't try to medicate yourself - you can just cause more damage in the end and create a larger problem.