Ass Hat
Home
News
Events
Bands
Labels
Venues
Pics
MP3s
Radio Show
Reviews
Releases
Buy$tuff
Forum
  Classifieds
  News
  Localband
  Shows
  Show Pics
  Polls
  
  OT Threads
  Other News
  Movies
  VideoGames
  Videos
  TV
  Sports
  Gear
  /r/
  Food
  
  New Thread
  New Poll
Miscellaneous
Links
E-mail
Search
End Ass Hat
login

New site? Maybe some day.
Posting Anonymously login: [Forgotten Password]
returntothepit >> discuss >> One of the worst things I have ever seen... by denis on May 12,2005 5:37pm
Add To All Your Pages!
toggletoggle post by denis at May 12,2005 5:37pm



toggletoggle post by denis at May 12,2005 5:38pm
woops.

I meant to write before I hit enter


I would think this was a joke, but its obviously not.

metalheads: prepare to get angry

worksafe! but you might vomit on principle.



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at May 12,2005 5:38pm
UGH UGH UGH



toggletoggle post by dug-a-hole at May 12,2005 5:50pm
hahaha. they think they're good.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at May 12,2005 5:52pm
wow... i am like... so totally overwhelmed by the masterpiecedness of that soundclip... it almost makes me want to DOWNLOAD it... almost.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at May 12,2005 5:58pm
This is soooooooo funny!!! How can you POSSIBLY take yourself seriously and claim that your album which has not even been released yet is the best of the DECADE? They don't even have any quotes from reviews up there to back up their hyperbole.



toggletoggle post by mOe_rk at May 12,2005 6:38pm
i think Darkest Hour is good, but them saying they have put out the album of the decade....sssssss....i dunno about that...to say that this album will be one of the best album of the year, they might be able to get away with..but the decade is a little much. Maybe they're just being really cheesy and arent being too serious. If anyone remembers the video they did for Sadist Nation, they dont really take themselves too seriously. But if they are, then best of luck to them.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at May 12,2005 6:53pm
alright, if they think their album is good, that's great

it's no Ride The Lightning.
it's no Slaughter of the Soul

I'm going to call right now that it's not even as good as Reroute To Remain

*shakes head*



toggletoggle post by slowlypeelingtheflesh   at May 12,2005 7:19pm
that looks like a promo for a cheesy horror flick



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 12,2005 7:26pm



toggletoggle post by KGB AGENT at May 12,2005 7:29pm
i make warm poop...and put it in the mouth of each member of this band...my grandmother emptying her colostomy bag into the toilet makes a better sound...the sound of groaning in russian bread line is better than this ...BAH!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 12,2005 8:40pm
i had a feeling the best album of the decade would be made by a band with such a unique style. mixing at the gates and hardcore, what a novel concept. fuck album of the decade, it will probably be the best album OF ALL TIME. these guys just reinvented metal with their fresh approach. fuck that, they reinvented music as we know it.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at May 12,2005 8:42pm
it will outlive us, you know...



toggletoggle post by dan. at May 12,2005 8:44pm
holy mother of fuck, that guys vocals suck. those are the most generic riffs i have ever heard.


so what, do they not like war or some shit?? PEACE SIGNS ARE NOT METAL.


SOMEONE SEND THESE COCKSUCKERS A MEMO.



i mean, this album makes ride the lightning look like the retard jamboree.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at May 12,2005 8:48pm
Were Slaughter of The Soul or Ride the Lightning even the best albums of the year they were released?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 12,2005 9:00pm
i think more metalheads would choose reign in blood over ride the lightning as best metal album of the 80s. i know i would.



toggletoggle post by retzam at May 12,2005 9:53pm
I would definitely say Ride The Lightning is in no way the best album of the decade released, probably not the year either. The best album of the 80s I'd say is Iron Maiden - Powerslave. I don't know if I'd consider it the best album of 1984. I'm sure whatever Maiden released in 84 is better than Ride The Lightning (I think it was Piece Of Mind, in which case I stand by that statement). Also, Van Halen's 1984 is better I think, but I suppose lots of people would disagree.

I just checked. Powerslave was 1984, Piece Of Mind was 83, I was just confused because I didn't realize they released 2 albums in 83. So it's settled. Ride The Lightning is nor the best album of 1984, or the best album of the 80s. Powerslave was both.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at May 12,2005 10:21pm
What year did Thriller come out?



toggletoggle post by retzam at May 12,2005 10:22pm
hahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at May 12,2005 10:24pm
BobNOMAAMRooney said:
What year did Thriller come out?


yeah! i second this!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at May 12,2005 10:24pm
I can imagine Axl Rose getting word of this, crashing through the wall at Victory's offices in an I-ROC and then hitting people over the head with a vinyl copy of "Appetite for Destruction" Then Gene Simmons would sue all parties for stealing his idea of playing music in a live setting.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at May 12,2005 10:26pm
too bad axl rose is a fag



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at May 12,2005 10:28pm
He gave the world the "Axl Wiggle" but shot it all to hell with the dookie braids



toggletoggle post by th3rdknuckle at May 12,2005 10:37pm
Don't you guys understand? METAL IS FINISHED!!

I hear the sound of bands breaking up all over the world... "Why bother anymore? Darkes Hour ruined EVERYTHING by beeing so darn great... Oh well, back to landscaping..."



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 12,2005 11:01pm
BobNOMAAMRooney said:
I can imagine Axl Rose getting word of this, crashing through the wall at Victory's offices in an I-ROC and then hitting people over the head with a vinyl copy of "Appetite for Destruction" Then Gene Simmons would sue all parties for stealing his idea of playing music in a live setting.


hahahahahahahahhaah. oh fuck, that was hilarious.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 12,2005 11:04pm
their first and last CDs were both killer.
the middle ones were filler.

this new trailer offends me.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at May 13,2005 12:43am
whoop-de-fuckin-doo



toggletoggle post by spaldino on the sidekick at May 13,2005 2:04am
ACTION FRANK!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at May 13,2005 2:18am
retzam said:
I just checked. Powerslave was 1984, Piece Of Mind was 83, I was just confused because I didn't realize they released 2 albums in 83.


If you're gonna get technical, then no, no they didn't.

Iron Maiden - 1980
Killers - 1981
Number Of The Beast - 1982 (Pretty early on in the year too)
Piece Of Mind - 1983
Powerslave - 1984
Live After Death - 1985
Somewhere In Time - 1986
... and then they lost their 1 album a year pace.




toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at May 13,2005 2:35am
Anyway...

1984:

DESTRUCTION - Sentence Of Death
BATHORY - Bathory
SODOM - In The Sign Of Evil
WARFARE - Pure Filth
RAVEN - Live At The Inferno
VENOM - At War With Satan
SLAYER - Live Undead
HELLHAMMER - Apocalyptic Raids
etc. etc. etc.

1995:

EMPEROR - In The Nightside Eclipse
SAMAEL - Rebellion
ORDER FROM CHAOS - Dawnbringer
BESTIAL WARLUST - Blood & Valour
NIFELHEIM - Nifelheim
DISSECTION - Storm Of The Light's Bane
and so on...

Basically, fuck Victory, especially when they start talking about Metal.



toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole   at May 13,2005 9:01am
Wow. I dont even know what to say.


Oh wait yeah I do, that shit is gay as fuck.



toggletoggle post by damnose   at May 13,2005 9:03am
this will transcend
this will outlive us
this cannot be undone
this will be crap



toggletoggle post by cdan   at May 13,2005 10:02am
what the fuck was that? i thought it was a joke, until it ended without being funny. all responsible should be executed.



toggletoggle post by Al_Ravage   at May 13,2005 11:34am
only Victory Records could emasculate the image of a bull dog



toggletoggle post by retzam at May 13,2005 11:38am
BestialOnslaught said:
retzam said:
I just checked. Powerslave was 1984, Piece Of Mind was 83, I was just confused because I didn't realize they released 2 albums in 83.


If you're gonna get technical, then no, no they didn't.

Iron Maiden - 1980
Killers - 1981
Number Of The Beast - 1982 (Pretty early on in the year too)
Piece Of Mind - 1983
Powerslave - 1984
Live After Death - 1985
Somewhere In Time - 1986
... and then they lost their 1 album a year pace.





Oh man, my mistake. For some reason I thought Number Of The Beast was 83. Now that you say it though, all that makes perfect sense, cause I knew they were doing an album a year for a while, and that the debut came out in 80.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at May 13,2005 11:39am
that was stupid.



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at May 14,2005 9:04am edited May 14,2005 9:07am
i highly doubt that darkest hour is being serious. they're a goofy ass band. and plus i don't think they're THAT stupid...

I thought the video thing was hilarious...i think it's clearly a joke....i hope...

THIS WILL TRANSCEND. THIS WILL OUTLAST US.




toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at May 14,2005 11:16am
BobNOMAAMRooney said:
Were Slaughter of The Soul or Ride the Lightning even the best albums of the year they were released?


I think at least Slaughter of the Soul was, maybe at least in the top 5... Storm of the Lights Bane came out that year too... I'm trying to remember what else..

I can't believe a band is THAT cocky to think that they have the album of the decade... That's like me saying that the new Shroud CD will be album of the century. You can't tell people what to think will be "best album of the decade" it has to happen naturally, like Slaughter of the Soul, came out, ATG hated it, they wern't happy with it and then BOOM it's the most popular album, causing Hardcore kids to want to be metal and giving birth to MetalCore ( )

I hardly believe that something on Victory records would be any good at all, let alone Album of the decade... to be honest, I think the latest offering from Shadows Fall was better then the crap they have as a sample on their site.




toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at May 14,2005 1:31pm
Wow. I'm glad I saw that or I wouln't have known about this Metal masterpiece.



toggletoggle post by wakeoftears  at May 15,2005 2:08pm
jesus fucking christ



toggletoggle post by metalguy at May 15,2005 4:25pm
The worst part about all this is the fact the both Ride the Lightning, and Slaughter of The Soul were proclaimed masterpieces by the metal community. Not by the bands themselves. This is just blatent cockiness, and I would not be surprised if nobody bought the album due to this big headed trailer of thiers.



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at May 15,2005 5:11pm
i still think it's a joke.



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at May 15,2005 6:42pm
I think this is a joke too... i mean, do you honestly think that this band has their collective head THAT far up their collective ass? "Part 2" of this video preview thing will probably be like, "whoa! hehe! just kidding about all that best album of the decade stuff, but still, please buy our album. We all work at Home Depot."



toggletoggle post by IntricateProcess   at May 15,2005 7:31pm
i honestly thing darkest hour is one of the most under rated metal bands out there. i cant wait for this album, to see what all that hype is about. ill make my judgements after i hear the album



toggletoggle post by IntricateProcess   at May 15,2005 7:33pm
and i honsetly think people dont give darkest hour a proper listen because they are on victory records to



Enter a Quick Response (advanced response>>)
Username: (enter in a fake name if you want, login, or new user)SPAM Filter: re-type this (values are 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,E, or F)
Message:  b i u  add: url  image  video(?)show icons
remember:Mythical Egyptian Frankenstein
[default homepage] [print][7:37:35am Apr 20,2024
load time 0.03535 secs/15 queries]
[search][refresh page]