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New site? Maybe some day.
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glad that I'm eating a piece of pizza. |
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This is Al F...
this isn't funny at all...
if you don't stop torturing harmless balls you are gonna get a beat down! |
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haha. The testicular liberation front will rob sperm banks and beat up mohels. |
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Shit -- I'm going to get that done soon -- I didn't need to see this. |
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largefreakatzero said: Shit -- I'm going to get that done soon -- I didn't need to see this. |
Ditto here man, not so sure now.....
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Siberia said: largefreakatzero said:Shit -- I'm going to get that done soon -- I didn't need to see this. |
Ditto here man, not so sure now.....
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Just keep reminding yourself what the option is -- screaming brat(s) for 18 years. |
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The solution is simple. Don't get the procedure done, and just give all your children to me. |
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I already had mine, don't be a bunch of pussies.
Here's the rundown.
They do one side at a time. First they shoot you up with a local anesthetic. That hurts... kind of a lot. It feels like a bad bee sting, and then the pressure as they pump the shit into you. Then they stab you with the scalpel, and you let them know that it really really *really* fucking hurts because they didn't give you enough anesthetic. Then they shoot you up again and it hurts again. Next, they finally cut you open, just a little incision, and you don't feel that too much. Then you feel them pulling, tugging... doesn't hurt, but it's strangely uncomfortable. You here a little hissing as they cauterize your come-pipe, and then they tuck it back in and give you two stitches.
Then they do the other side, same deal.
Total procedure time, about an hour. You go home, ice your balls and watch TV. They usually do it on a Friday so you don't have to miss any work (if you're lucky). Then you don't run, jump, or do rock and roll guitar hero jumping splits for a week or so. I don't remember if they give you pain killers... I don't think so.
Next, you need to jack off a lot (like you don't already) and go have your sperm count taken after like 15 loads. I actually skipped that part... not sure why, really, just never went back for the count. That was a coulpe years ago, and my previously super-potent nookie squirt haan't begotten me any more sons, so I guess it worked.
No big deal. Maybe you'll get lucky and they'll give you enough anesthetic the first time. If not, you'll get to laugh about it like me.
No, you want to talk about something that *REALLY* hurts, ask me about my cystoscopy sometime.
Luv,
Bob |
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you did this for me. thank you, kind sir. |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: The solution is simple. Don't get the procedure done, and just give all your children to me. |
How scandalous |
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Thanks for the rundown. I've been putting this off for awhile and need to get it done. Almost everyone I talk to had similar results to you and said it wasn't that bad. However, there was one dude my wife knows that got a weird infection in his nuts afterwards and his balls swelled up to the size of grapefruits. Brrrr. |
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some people pay to make their balls swell up. |
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Can I attempt this proceedure on any volunteers? |
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