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returntothepit >> discuss >> HILARIOUS VASECTOMY PHOTOS by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May 11,2005 2:43pm
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toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 11,2005 2:43pm





toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 11,2005 3:10pm
glad that I'm eating a piece of pizza.



toggletoggle post by Al_Ravage   at May 11,2005 3:15pm
This is Al F...
this isn't funny at all...
if you don't stop torturing harmless balls you are gonna get a beat down!



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 11,2005 3:23pm
haha. The testicular liberation front will rob sperm banks and beat up mohels.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at May 11,2005 3:39pm
Shit -- I'm going to get that done soon -- I didn't need to see this.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at May 11,2005 3:54pm
why is that man red?



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at May 11,2005 4:04pm
I HATE YOU MIKE



toggletoggle post by Siberia   at May 11,2005 4:07pm
largefreakatzero said:
Shit -- I'm going to get that done soon -- I didn't need to see this.


Ditto here man, not so sure now.....




toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at May 11,2005 4:22pm
Siberia said:
largefreakatzero said:
Shit -- I'm going to get that done soon -- I didn't need to see this.


Ditto here man, not so sure now.....



Just keep reminding yourself what the option is -- screaming brat(s) for 18 years.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 11,2005 4:24pm
The solution is simple. Don't get the procedure done, and just give all your children to me.



toggletoggle post by norwellbob  at May 11,2005 4:43pm edited May 11,2005 4:46pm
I already had mine, don't be a bunch of pussies.

Here's the rundown.

They do one side at a time. First they shoot you up with a local anesthetic. That hurts... kind of a lot. It feels like a bad bee sting, and then the pressure as they pump the shit into you. Then they stab you with the scalpel, and you let them know that it really really *really* fucking hurts because they didn't give you enough anesthetic. Then they shoot you up again and it hurts again. Next, they finally cut you open, just a little incision, and you don't feel that too much. Then you feel them pulling, tugging... doesn't hurt, but it's strangely uncomfortable. You here a little hissing as they cauterize your come-pipe, and then they tuck it back in and give you two stitches.

Then they do the other side, same deal.

Total procedure time, about an hour. You go home, ice your balls and watch TV. They usually do it on a Friday so you don't have to miss any work (if you're lucky). Then you don't run, jump, or do rock and roll guitar hero jumping splits for a week or so. I don't remember if they give you pain killers... I don't think so.

Next, you need to jack off a lot (like you don't already) and go have your sperm count taken after like 15 loads. I actually skipped that part... not sure why, really, just never went back for the count. That was a coulpe years ago, and my previously super-potent nookie squirt haan't begotten me any more sons, so I guess it worked.

No big deal. Maybe you'll get lucky and they'll give you enough anesthetic the first time. If not, you'll get to laugh about it like me.

No, you want to talk about something that *REALLY* hurts, ask me about my cystoscopy sometime.

Luv,
Bob



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 12,2005 12:34am
you did this for me. thank you, kind sir.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at May 12,2005 8:23am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
The solution is simple. Don't get the procedure done, and just give all your children to me.


How scandalous



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at May 12,2005 8:24am
Thanks for the rundown. I've been putting this off for awhile and need to get it done. Almost everyone I talk to had similar results to you and said it wasn't that bad. However, there was one dude my wife knows that got a weird infection in his nuts afterwards and his balls swelled up to the size of grapefruits. Brrrr.



toggletoggle post by An80sMetalChick at May 12,2005 8:52am
Fixed!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 12,2005 9:00am
some people pay to make their balls swell up.



toggletoggle post by An80sMetalChick at May 12,2005 9:03am
Can I attempt this proceedure on any volunteers?



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