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returntothepit >> discuss >> my youngest kid is funny shit. by powerkok on May 10,2005 11:05am
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toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 10,2005 11:05am
my 6 year old asks me,
"Dad, when u were a kid, did you want to be a viking?"
"A viking?" I said.
" Ya, did you?" she says.
me "Ya"
her " but you turned out in a band instead?"
me "ya, but I can still be a viking"
her " but you dont have a horn hat"
me " I can buy one"

She thinks for a second, and goes.....
"Im gonna make a viking sword, can I use the tape?"


....I dunno where any of this came from, but as soon as she went off swordmaking, I laughed my ass off.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at May 10,2005 11:08am
you should start a viking metal band and have her run around stabbing people with her tape-sword



toggletoggle post by litacore   at May 10,2005 11:08am
that child has a brilliant future

not many Viking dads out there! :o)



toggletoggle post by Junior  at May 10,2005 11:11am
That's the best thing I've heard all day! Ha!

"ya, but I can still be a viking"



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at May 10,2005 11:15am
TOTAL VIKING PWNAGE!!!!!

Your kid RULES! time to start a Viking Metal Band!! I'm down!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 10,2005 11:18am
she just came out swinging the paper tape sword going hyah hyah....
"can I have some graham crackers?"


I really have to be careful tho, cuz shes not right in the head (like me)
when she was 4, she came up with a song all by herself, something to the effect of this:

"you drive the truck off the road in a ditch and...KILL YOURSELF
theres blood in your truck and your arms drip blood...KILL YOURSELF"


I swear, I have no idea.



toggletoggle post by Boots wtf at May 10,2005 11:19am
sounds like a song i wrote the other day. haha



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 10,2005 11:19am
Im down for a viking metal band!!! I just need to buy a hat.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at May 10,2005 11:21am
rape and pillage. rape and pillage.



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toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 10,2005 11:23am
yaaaaar....wheres me lambskin loincloth?



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toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 10,2005 11:23am
KillerKadoogan said:


I'd definitley go with this one!



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at May 10,2005 11:24am
yea it is pretty bad ass, but its got nothing on the dude below it



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 10,2005 11:25am
viking dad sounds like the name of a movie...
unfortunately, casting would ruin it with polly shore.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 10,2005 11:26am
hahahahahahaha leif erickson frat party.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at May 10,2005 11:26am
http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/

did anyone else find this while looking viking helmets?



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 10,2005 11:27am
the_reverend said:
viking dad sounds like the name of a movie...
unfortunately, casting would ruin it with polly shore.


ru-paul!!
"Im a viking, bitch"



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 10,2005 11:29am
Josh_hates_you said:
http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/

did anyone else find this while looking viking helmets?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LETS STAHHT A NUCLEAH WARRH.



toggletoggle post by Junior  at May 10,2005 11:37am
VIKING DAD
I smell summer blockbuster...oh wait, that's just me. Nevermind.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at May 10,2005 11:39am
Viking Dad, starring Vin Diesel as Powerkok, the Viking who rapes and pillages entire villages, but has a heart of gold.

The climactic scene can be Vin Diesel armwrestling Pauly Shore (playing me), for the custody of VinKok's Viking children, and the Viking baby comes out with her sword and stabs Pauly Shore in the eye.

The end.



toggletoggle post by Al Ravage at May 10,2005 11:40am
I remember when my dad made these rubber scimitars for my brothers and I when we were kids... we must have pretended to slash each other thousands of times...the best thing you can do for your kids is give them fake weapons.



toggletoggle post by timma nli at May 10,2005 1:14pm
hahaha, little kids are awesome. you shoulda been like "how do you know i'm not already a viking??"



toggletoggle post by ~Carina~ at May 10,2005 1:32pm
aww i'd love to see photos of them!
only i wouldn't want them posted on here because of all the sickos



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at May 10,2005 1:42pm
KillerKadoogan said:


Definately KOK, we should start a viking metal band and we all wear these viking helmets on stage !



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 10,2005 1:43pm
heh....sickos.
Id like to see someone even remotely mention anything sick about my kids.
Id fucking filet them.



toggletoggle post by ~Carina~ at May 10,2005 1:45pm
I'd help powerK...on a normal day i'd get my ass kicked...but piss me off enough and i've taken 3 girls at once...not that I'm a fighter, because i'm not...unless some dumb bitch decides to spit on me because i won't let her in front of me at a concert...



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at May 10,2005 1:45pm
powerkok said:
heh....sickos.
Id like to see someone even remotely mention anything sick about my kids.
Id fucking filet them.


w00t! then you could write a song about it!


and we all know you would kill someone if they said anything bad about your kids...



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 10,2005 1:47pm
lol...I think most of the ppl here are decent, even tho they may never admit to it!

You kicked 3 bitches asses? That rocks!!!
On a side note....u did get my mail right?



toggletoggle post by ~Carina~ at May 10,2005 2:01pm
yep yep i got it!
thank you bunches!!

i would say that i emailed you back but it's probably sitting in my drafts folders because i was sending huge files to thsi model that i took photos of..

sorry...i'll email you tonight for certain!!!

thanks again, aaron thought they looked really cool too!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 10,2005 2:38pm
awesome, Im just glad the mail went thru, cuz it took like 10 mins to attach them.
anytime.



toggletoggle post by silky  at May 10,2005 4:55pm
is that the same kid who drew your tattoo?



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 10,2005 5:06pm
sure is.



toggletoggle post by Boots at May 10,2005 5:22pm
haha. that rules. did you get it tattooed on yourself yet?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 10,2005 6:36pm
a few years ago, my friends and i were going to wear viking helmets when we drank, but everyone bailed on the idea. it probably would have looked gay.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 10,2005 6:41pm
Boots said:
haha. that rules. did you get it tattooed on yourself yet?


yup, Ive had it for a little over a year now.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 10,2005 6:42pm
dreadkill said:
a few years ago, my friends and i were going to wear viking helmets when we drank, but everyone bailed on the idea. it probably would have looked gay.


nothing is gay looking about viking helmets

In fact, you can fuck another guy, and as long as youre wearing a viking helmet, you look wicked tuff.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 10,2005 7:10pm



toggletoggle post by hoser at May 10,2005 7:13pm
Hahahahahaha.....nice glasses....Hahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 10,2005 7:15pm
hahahaha
I never looked at it that way!



toggletoggle post by retzam at May 10,2005 8:50pm
Hahahahaha that's funny.

Oh yeah, and I've seen the rathergood.com thing before. There's some funny funny stuff on that site.



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