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returntothepit >> discuss >> Sting vs. Sting (half performance art half ass kicking) by brian_dc on May 3,2005 2:51pm
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toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 3,2005 2:51pm
Sting vs. Sting
Basically the bassist in my real band and I came up with this ridiculous idea that seems cooler and cooler the closer we both get to death.

Basically, it's all for the live show. We have a cardboard cutout of Sting the musician and a cutout of Sting the pro wrestler. Big ol' "VS." in between them... in front of that, one of those minature wrestling/boxing rings. We place a variety of action figures in interesting positions between each songs. Also, a mini light show will accompany (lights focused on cutouts and action figures)...band plays behind a curtain or facing backwards or whatever is reasonable.

Musically, I don't know...does it really matter? We have bass and guitar, maybe add a bongo player or drums I guess...one of those little rods that makes sound based on how close your hand is to it...Nightmare Bear uses it...and maybe a cello or something stupid like that. The only essential metal/hardcore influence that this project will have is the random use of gang vocals. Lyrics all quotes from Sting and Sting.

I know this seems ridiculous, but we're actually kind of serious...as stupid as that is. contact me on this board or e-mail to brian_williams_dc@msn.com

so in reality, we're looking for anyone...I don't even care what you play...it doesn't have to be good...it just has to be awesome.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 3,2005 3:17pm
oh yeah, we're in Rhode Island...my apologies



toggletoggle post by slowlypeelingtheflesh   at May 3,2005 6:25pm
this sounds kind of stupid



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 3,2005 6:29pm
I agree



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at May 3,2005 6:53pm
That fucking sucks.

Here, steal this idea.

Call it Attack of the Killer Bea's and print out a shitload of Bea Arthur masks and get a ton of nude guys to wear them. Then have them run around in the crowd weilding socks full of frozen dog shit, hitting audience members while Candlemass blares over the P.A.



toggletoggle post by slowlypeelingtheflesh   at May 3,2005 6:54pm
I bet it will sound like slipknot.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at May 3,2005 6:55pm
Bread goes dock workers and truck stamps.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at May 3,2005 8:27pm
Hooker said:
That fucking sucks.

Here, steal this idea.

Call it Attack of the Killer Bea's and print out a shitload of Bea Arthur masks and get a ton of nude guys to wear them. Then have them run around in the crowd weilding socks full of frozen dog shit, hitting audience members while Candlemass blares over the P.A.


You need to make that happen.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at May 5,2005 12:48pm
Hooker said:
That fucking sucks.

Here, steal this idea.

Call it Attack of the Killer Bea's and print out a shitload of Bea Arthur masks and get a ton of nude guys to wear them. Then have them run around in the crowd weilding socks full of frozen dog shit, hitting audience members while Candlemass blares over the P.A.



change that to "socks filled with tuna cans with holes poked in them" that way not only will they cause damage, they will smell funky.

WHomp, Ow that hurts.. oh man i smell bad too.



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