This guy does, and we got a really sarcasm filled e-mail about it from him...

"I am one of the few people afflicted with the disease of Porphyria. I enjoy Death Metal. Fortunately for you guys, that puts me in a unique position to analyze your music and examine whether or not listening to "Porphyria" is a similar experience to having an acute attack of porphyria. I know that the disease is thought to be the basis for vampire mythology throughout history, and let me assure you, I certainly can see the connection every time I stroll down the road on a a hot July afternoon! I can't imagine what this would sound like, and I am eager to examine whether or not you guys have truly captured the experience of having heart problems, falling out from exhaustion due to the fact you tried to mow your lawn in the daylight, having to refrain from all drugs and alcohol (even some over-the-counter medications), vomiting profusely for no reason, and straining your marriage and friendships because you were severely mentally ill due to medical factors beyond your control! I can't wait to experience all of that in the form of non-stop chugging riffs!

-- Matt."

This guy is a faggot, I hope someone cuts his head off.

That guy is a buzzkill. You should have him send you some pictures of himself when he is in mid-outbreak. Would be great background art for your upcoming album cover.

someone tell me I should send him a sticker and a t-shirt. hahahahhaahah.

Send him a sticker and a T-shirt, and a bomb

That guys a toolbag, dont listen to him. I doubt he could do better.

i bet this guy thinks he's a real clever fuck.

not only does he have porphyria, but apparently he has sand in his vagina

sandy vag

San D. Vag

saaaandddyyyyy vajaaaayjaaay

sandal vag

send him herpes.