and I guess I'm pretty much going out with her tonight. I'm supposed to meet her at 6 when she gets out of work. Yeah, she's a bartender, where else am I supposed to meet girls???? but here's the poll anyways... Should I

smell clean at least son!

Introduce yourself as Pisscup. see what she says

febreeze... thats all i can say dood

i went with the whiskey. that's what i do before i go out with the men.

what kind of question is this? you know what to do... WHISKEY

whiskey makes sex like shooting pool with a rope.

haha

if in the middle of the date you decide you don't want to continue, you should bring her to the bar where she works. 60% of the time it works everytime.

tbone_r said:

huh?

you should probably post about it on the internet

if youve met him, this is a very legit thread, hahaha

Tell her that you're a gay sympathizing, liberal, left winger. The truth should scare her off quickly. You won't have to worry about that pesky girl anymore.

HAHAHAHA the vikings are reclaiming this fag laden area.
Go home, nothing to see here.

Hire 12 russian dudes with enormous cock & balls to rape her behind the bar within the ass region.

You should pee in her butt.

ask her right off the bat, before you even say hi, if she does 3rd input.

i say blow her off and get durnk/high....or show up on acid !

JYFIHP!

Hit her with a brick.

ask if shes got hot friends that wanna join

ANAL <3 ANAL

I went with the whiskey

pisscup said:

good choice. how did it work out?

KeithMutiny said:
HAHAHA!!!!

kellthevalkyrie said:


I don't quite remember

Todd_Bombshelter said:

todd, by far, wins this round of internet mockery.

that's some funny shit