Claiming to be possessed by the spirit of Terry Schiavo, Joe Christianni has been taken into custody by the Vatican secret police for the murder of Pope John Paul II, the smell of Fruit20 still fresh on his breath.

His mother could not be reached for comment (his father was killed by ice from a jew bridge last month).

The best Joe Chrisianni thread thus far

i agree

the epic return!

I am hoping Jess Smith lets me chronicle the life of Joe Christianni in heavy rotation, with one new story each issue.

If she doesn't then I will ask Bogus Rendition

y'know joe there is such a thing as a lawsuit

christraper vs. sebastian bach

Frivolous lawsuit at best. No person really named Joe Christianni could sue me and win for writing stories.

youre probably right

Joe/NotCommon said:

That would make all the stories fifty times more hillarious

paganmegan said:

No ill just find him where he's sleeping and take his soul.......or all his pot.

just make a disclaimer saying its based on a fictional character, and any likeness and blah blah isnt intentional, then ya covered

then they could investigate the site and show that you were making reference to a certain joe christianni. but what are the chances a) he'd read that magazine b) he'd do anything about it?

I am a dual citizen of Canada and the US, I will flee this country if that happens.