enough already.

THAT\'S HOW I FEEL WHEN KALOPSIA TYPES LIKE THIS!!!!!!!

BLEEAAARGH!

read this instead:
http://www.boardsailor.com/jack/af/patient_8.htm

appreciation is for hippies

i appreciate disappreciation

Some days I will bleed a lot (say 1/4 cup) when I take a dump, while other days I will have no sign of blood

Even sex can hurt as having an orgasm inevitably results in you squeezing your butt muscles and if your have a fissure, it may result in some discomfort.

DO NOT USE MINERAL OIL! I was told by my surgeon to drink a tablespoon or so of mineral oil every other day to help lubricate the stools and to work as an effective laxative. According to Dr. Gorfine, however, there are numerous adverse complications that can occur in using mineral oil. I will personally attest to this! During the first week of NTG treatment, I would try to time the application of the cream so that approximately one hour later, I would have a bowel movement. But when you gotta go, you gotta go and one day I tried to hold out just a little bit to let the NTG take effect before going to the bathroom. Most embarrassingly, I became a little incontinent as a result. Keep in mind that I was not straining very much...it just slipped out! I attribute this to the mineral oil as Dr. Gorfine also surmised. Since, then I have not ingested any mineral oil and have had no similar experiences. The benefits do not outweigh the negatives in using mineral oil.

try bath and body works aromatherapy relxing oils instead

on my anus?

will it make it smell pretty?

remember: Extremely swollen Lumincent Bowels


I guess that's appropriate for this thread

I thought you were looking for oils to ingest?
but if you want to out it on yer bum bum...i guess why not...can\'t hurt right?
not that i\'d know anything about that

try this... 1 shot of vodka, 5 hairy beef tacos, 7 borritos, and a bucket of buffalo wings finished off with another shot of vodka. works all the time. shit will be shooting out of your ass

defecation appreciation?