So I just got back from bringing my youngest to school...wife is sleeping (she works nights), and I get my 2 hours of 'koktime'.

First lemme say, I live in a locked apt bldg. I have to buzz geusts in (or they throw a snowball/pinecone at my window.)

So, that said...Some fucking jackwad is BANGING on my door...
hmm..ok..maybe its hoser.
I throw on a shirt, and goto the door, and no one is there...I look down the hall and there stands a little hot 16-18 y/old chick and the fugliest doods mouth I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN!!!

COOCH looks like fucking Tom Selleck next to this dood.
I seriously thought they were fake. But after an uncomfortable 3-4 second stare, I realized, they were horribly real.

this is the conv:
girl: "hi were...."
me: "Im not buying anything"
them: nervous laughter.
me: "what do you want?"
them: "we have gone to 350 houses....."
me: I hold up my thumb and forefinger very close, as if I'M squishing their heads.
me: " I dont care"
them: jaws dropped, looks of amazement, suprise and embarassment.
me : "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" jim the anvil neidhart style, and slammed the door in their face.

as they were walking away I head them go " WOW".


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I hope they hate me.
Fuck with my zen will ya, Fuckin nerds.

lol, 'koktime'!

a->k

what did they want?

dunno...never found out and I still dont care.

you should have invited them in to see your guns.

the guys teeth scared me.

actuallly, I dont even know if the bullet wouldve penetrated the funk.

shoot him in the teeth.

you missed out. maybe they were trying to offer you the love of jesus christ

In an email to Shred, I told him it's important that everyone at the Lair of the Minotaur has time to reflect and thank Jesus before the bar closes.

They probably were offering the girl for half an hour

I hope the come to my building too , kok. I would just point to the apartment across the hall when they said,"we been to 350 houses", And been like there's 351, and slam the door

HAHAHA, I would have chased them out of the building with my paintball gun.

Kok, I would have chased them out with the biggest handgun that you have if I were you.